Best Carsales scam line ever

[RSgerry]

a guy at work received this reply to an ad he has on carsales.com. i have cut out the guff about how brilliant paypal is. check out the opening line...

Great thanks to you for responding to my text sms.I am keen about this item and I am very busy here, we are working on the first stages of the Melbourne to Christchurch undersea tunnel and I might get dragged out in the submarine if i should try and make phone calls which led me to the act of sending you sms ...

it goes on about not being able to get there (probably because he is digging the tunnel) and the usual scam stuff.