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Yeee Hawwww
got this in an email today: A hillbilly farmer who wanted a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said" How can I help you?" The Farmer replies" I want to get one of those dayvorces" The lawyer says" Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said" Yes, I've Got 40 acres" Lawyer " No, you don't understand, do you have a suit?" Farmer " Yes, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays" Lawyer "No, no I mean, do you have a case?" Farmer " No, I don't have a case...but I got a John Deere" Lawyer " No,no, no I mean, do you have a grudge?" Farmer " Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks my John Deere" Lawyer " Does your wife beat you up or something?" Farmer " No, we both get up at 4:30am" Finally the lawyer says " Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer replies " No, she's a nice little white gal, but our last baby was a nagger and that's why I want a dayvorce."  e  : e : e
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Red-neck Divorce (Not politically correct)
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