Naughty Joke

[gozza]

A woman dies and gos to heaven.

Before entering the pearly gates she meets with St peter.

Whilst talking to St peter the lady hears screams of agony and pain coming from heaven and asks St Peter why.

St Peter explains that before being an angel they need to drill holes in your head for the halo and holes in the back for the wings…

The lady comments on how painfull that must be and asks if she can go to hell instead.

St Peters asks.. “What? You want to go to hell and be raped and sodomized?”

The woman answered back with “At least ive got the holes for that!!!”