What the world knows about Aussies

[Casper]

LOL, classic


One other thing I did when in the US was go to a "Outback steakhouse". I happened to choose Prom night to do it too.. the chaos was awesome.

Friends walked in first and got the table telling the girl at the entry they were expecting one more... nothing usual. Then I wander in and say "G'day, I'm with [friends names], they are expecting me." The word "G'Day" has a universal effect in the US.. stops them dead in their tracks.
"Are you AWWSTALAN??"
"Yep, certainly am, just dropped in to see how accruate your food is"

had 3 dedicated waiters for the rest of the night Prom night was a nightmare for the rest of them, no waiters.


Oh, and they had "Kookaburra Wings" on the menu.. like buffalo wings. They got very apologetic when I kicked up a fuss and asked how they would feel if we had resteraunts selling "American Bald Eagle Wings" on there menus. Yanks, no idea when you are taking the pi55 out of them :

Oh, one more... who else had to do the regular "let me explain something to you about Fosters.. no one drinks the crap" deal. They are all so proud when they meet an Aussie and say "yes, we have Fosters" then are shatteredwhen we tell them no on e touches the cat urine.