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Old 10-01-2005, 09:06 PM   #1
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I like the last one....

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!


You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??


Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead


MEN'S ENGLISH:

I'm hungry = I'm hungry

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

I'm tired = I'm tired

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!


You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you

What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?


I love you = Let's have sex now

I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!


Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:08 PM   #2
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:09 PM   #3
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LOL.. still funny.

The mans one is a bit biased though... we dont think of sex all the 3some.
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:16 PM   #4
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: ROFL @ Casper
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:19 PM   #5
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Now i know your lying Shane.
You dont wash it.
LMAO@ Jaq
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:22 PM   #6
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The mans one is a bit biased though... we dont think of sex all the 3some.
Lol, love it
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:25 PM   #7
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We need to talk = I need to complain
Bloody hell, aint that the truth...
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:26 PM   #8
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:27 PM   #9
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Lol! Nice one XRchic.
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:44 PM   #10
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bwhahaha :P

casper ur car must be pretty schmick by now :P
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Old 10-01-2005, 09:44 PM   #11
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Hahahahahhahahahahahhaaa
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Old 10-01-2005, 10:48 PM   #12
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hahaha , only problem is its all true!
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Old 10-01-2005, 10:53 PM   #13
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BIt old, very old infact, still funny, but its losing its power.
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Old 11-01-2005, 12:38 AM   #14
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they may be oldies but they are still goodies
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Old 11-01-2005, 12:44 AM   #15
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Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
Aint THAT the truth !

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Old 11-01-2005, 09:07 AM   #16
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A funny read... Nice find!
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Old 11-01-2005, 11:30 AM   #17
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lol nice work there jac lol
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