Why men are never depressed

[itsabitsa]

Originally Posted by Shonky

No. Menstrual. Cycle.

Thankyou lord.

totally agree :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

[bf tubs]

of course metrosexuals need not apply to the above lists

[Fev]

we get better looking as we get older


Thats a big upside for us compared to the women

[XR6_661]

Originally Posted by Shonky

No. Menstrual. Cycle.

Thankyou lord.

We still have to put up with it. Nuff said.

[Ringo]

If we are sick we don't expect the world to stop for us until we are better again
Movies don't have to have people 'coupling up' at the end, just good stunts
We can change our own flat tyre's and tap washers
We can wash 'lights' and 'darks' at the same time
We don't get harrased by promo people at cosmetics counters in dept stores
We can deal with a spider in the house
You earn respect from your workmates for what you do rather than how you look doing it
We know what all the stuff at Bunnings is used for….not just the lifestyle section
We only one shelf in the bathroom for our stuff and one shampoo - all of which are cheap and available at supermarkets
We can get ready to go out in minutes flat.

[Shonky]

Originally Posted by XR6_661

We still have to put up with it. Nuff said.

HAHA! Amen... :togo:

[ELtim]

Originally Posted by XR6_661

We still have to put up with it. Nuff said.

When you're my age you also have to put up with hearing about it even when it's not happening...It really irritates me, I honestly don't care.

[ltd]

We never disappoint ourselves in bed,
We don't care how big our bum looks in certain clothing,
We never get lost,
We understand that flatulence is just plain funny.

[blur1]

we know the difference between a female and a toilet......the toilet doesn't follow you around after you have finished using it!
we dont get asked "what are you doing out of the kitchen"!

[XYGTHO]

Originally Posted by ltd

We understand that flatulence is just plain funny.

lol. Yep, although my girl finds it funny most of the time, cause if she didn't like it she knows i'd probably do it anyway. Better out than in, n a good old fart always feels good. Woman have to hold in farts, burps etc most of the time. It is strange to see a chick fart. They just don't seem to do it in front of people.

[flappist]

Originally Posted by ltd

We never get lost,

So I take it you never monitor FIS or area for that matter....

[BAxtER]

Originally Posted by blur1

we know the difference between a female and a toilet......the toilet doesn't follow you around after you have finished using it!
we dont get asked "what are you doing out of the kitchen"!

LOL haha, classic.

We always get yelled out for leaving the toilet seat up...we have it up women have it down..we dont yell at women they leave it down!!

[ricthewheelie]

Colours, we know there are only 3 Red, Yellow and Blue, and there are mixtures of them. Peach and lavender aren't colours.

[tapeworm]

Originally Posted by ricthewheelie

Colours, we know there are only 3 Red, Yellow and Blue, and there are mixtures of them. Peach and lavender aren't colours.

The above does not apply to metro's.

[troppo]

Originally Posted by ricthewheelie

Colours, we know there are only 3 Red, Yellow and Blue, and there are mixtures of them. Peach and lavender aren't colours.

True...either can be considered vegetable matter or even odours (as in air fresheners) is acceptable, but never colours.

[gtxb67]

Originally Posted by XYGTHO

Better out than in, n a good old fart always feels good. Woman have to hold in farts, burps etc most of the time.

it is better to have an empty house, than a bad tennant

[cowboy]

If a woman sees another woman at a party in the same outfit, she has to go home and change. If a man sees another man dressed the same, he just may have found a lifelong friend.

[Ringo]

Originally Posted by cowboy

If a woman sees another woman at a party in the same outfit, she has to go home and change. If a man sees another man dressed the same, he just may have found a lifelong friend.

So true.....

[vanman_75]

we get to pick the cars we buy

[StAndArdAU]

When we arrive at the pub we instantly know which drink we will consume for the majority of the night - and you can bet on it being either a Beer or whiskey/rum.

it will not involve one of the colours of the rainbow, it will not come in a bottle that requires some one else to open, we do not require asking the barman/skimpy to look for a straw they "might have in one of the cupboards", the more we drink the more charm we gather, when we drain the lizard we can have a convershation with 5 other people about which girl is 'definately into' ussh, we enjoy standing at the bar being loud not having to find 'someplace quieter'.

[Falc'man]

Originally Posted by blur1

we know the difference between a female and a toilet......the toilet doesn't follow you around after you have finished using it!
we dont get asked "what are you doing out of the kitchen"!

So, a toilet gave birth to you?

[blur1]

Originally Posted by Falc'man

So, a toilet gave birth to you?

it's ok..... homos never get it!
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[Falc'man]

Originally Posted by blur1

it's ok..... homos never get it!
:

No, you obviously don't. If you can't manage to be humuorous without being vulgar and disgusting, or at least thinking before you post, you're better off showing a little self respect and not posting at all.

[cowboy]

Originally Posted by Falc'man

No, you obviously don't. If you can't manage to be humuorous without being vulgar and disgusting, or at least thinking before you post, you're better off showing a little self respect and not posting at all.

Exactly. Well put.

[olfella]

Originally Posted by BionicXR6T

Dont you mean "over" forties......

We can also stand up and p*ss....while writing our name in the dirt with the stream.... :

Yea, but I used to be also to write my name on the wall :

[cowboy]

We can go to the toilet in a pub/club without convincing our mates that they need to come with us.

[burnz]

Originally Posted by XR6_661

We still have to put up with it. Nuff said.

let me guesse the missus and a couple of daughter's.
yep that's an ear ache. nuff said.

[blur1]

Originally Posted by Falc'man

No, you obviously don't. If you can't manage to be humuorous without being vulgar and disgusting, or at least thinking before you post, you're better off showing a little self respect and not posting at all.

thanks for the confirmation! (of my last post).
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