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Old 17-08-2011, 06:48 PM   #1
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Default 500 year old Vampire attacks woman in, You guessed it, America.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/w...re-bites-woman

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Old 17-08-2011, 06:55 PM   #2
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Lol@Comment's on there.....


... And if you wanna know what too much Twilight does to you kids, this is your Uncle Lyle's profile in a news report....
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Old 17-08-2011, 07:06 PM   #3
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At least his defence is giving the world some entertainment. Knowing the courts he will get off on a sanity defence.

I like the comment "500 years, you would think he would get it right".
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Old 17-08-2011, 07:14 PM   #4
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lmfao that s gold
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Old 17-08-2011, 07:22 PM   #5
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... And if you wanna know what too much Twilight does to you kids, this is your Uncle Lyle's profile in a news report....
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I can understand his situation. I am also a vampire, and at 670yrs old myself its hard not to want to feed off humans. I mean, chicken blood just dont have that spice that human blood does. And i have been reported too many times for loitering around our local abattoir. Stay away from the garlic my good friend...
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At 67, It's a wonder you can get it up, (Fangs that is), Take care and stop biting my car tyres as I drive past
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or is that loitering around the public toilets...............


each to their own i guess

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Old 17-08-2011, 07:43 PM   #6
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Ah well, it seems he sucks at life.
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Old 17-08-2011, 07:46 PM   #7
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Or at least he is a real pain in the neck!
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Chances are he'll just be 'coffin' up a fine, but I wouldnt 'stake' my life on it. Ah well, that his cross to bear.
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Talk about obsessive...
I mean, back in the late 80s, my brothers and I pretended we were Ghostbusters up to the point where my older brother put honey on the floor and tried to convince us that it was slime...but this just takes it to the next level...
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Hmmmm yes.....I had the same problem in 1812 where i had a heavy week on chicken blood and slept for 13 days, when i awoke from my deep sleep i felt an intense urge for human blood thus resulting in me running around screaming " I CANT HELP IT! IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR 500 YEARS! I DON'T WANT TO FEED ON HUMANS! " I was caught, convicted and hanged.
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