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Old 03-01-2005, 12:57 PM   #91
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Whats this "will"? Its NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
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Old 03-01-2005, 12:59 PM   #92
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You would like that though, especially with Whipped Cream (tm).

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Whipped cream??? Kooky always tells me that every argument is best solved with a pillow fight in lingerie.........have I been lied to all these years!?!?!?
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:01 PM   #93
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Whipped cream??? Kooky always tells me that every argument is best solved with a pillow fight in lingerie.........have I been lied to all these years!?!?!?
No, he's absolutely correct...listen to him, hes a wise man.

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Old 03-01-2005, 01:04 PM   #94
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Whipped cream??? Kooky always tells me that every argument is best solved with a pillow fight in lingerie.........have I been lied to all these years!?!?!?
Yes, Pillow Fights in Lingerie (tm) are the answer.

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yes indeed he is a very wise man! and a very good teacher too...i have just learned something that im sure ill be using soon!
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yes indeed he is a very wise man! and a very good teacher too...i have just learned something that im sure ill be using soon!
With Bron?
Video of that welcome too bwahahahahahaha
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:18 PM   #97
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when i can finally induce an argument ill see what i can do :P
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ummm this thread is getting wayyyyy off topic too! lol

back to the important stuff... ;)
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ummm this thread is getting wayyyyy off topic too! lol

back to the important stuff... ;)
Videos are not important????? I say they are.
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:25 PM   #100
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i think i better start checking the room for cameras after that comment. and i have to agree with Mrs kooky. the smaller the better. i have yet met a man whose member was so big that he couldnt run (except my husband). you try running around bases with huge hooters, gives a new meaning to black eyes and no sports bras are not that effective because they are made for smaller boobies not d's and so on. hey mr casper when can i have a breast reduction. the children have finished with them.

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hey mr casper when can i have a breast reduction. the children have finished with them.
I think Capser hasn't finished with them yet.


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I think Capser hasn't finished with them yet.


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oh yes he has.................
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oh yes he has.................
/me thinks he might stay out of this one....

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yes because i am always right ha ha ha ha haha
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hey mr casper when can i have a breast reduction. the children have finished with them.
i believe that not all the children are finished as yet...the one that drives that black car has a few more years left in him
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i believe that not all the children are finished as yet...the one that drives that black car has a few more years left in him
I don't think that one will ever grown up....

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god help me i am surrounded by them. what have i done and back to the subject of boobies. how came when the topic comes up the females all agree that less is best but males seem to think that the bigger they are the better they are. but guess what they dont have to carry them around 24hours a day for 52 weeks of the year for how ever long we live. as far as i am concerned i would rather have a cups then well i shall leave it to your imagination ( and no mr casper you cannot tell). i think we should have breast implants that we can deflate when needed and enlarge when they are required. keeps everyone happy.
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but guess what they dont have to carry them around 24hours a day for 52 weeks of the year for how ever long we live.
We would if you let us :p


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i think we should have breast implants that we can deflate when needed and enlarge when they are required. keeps everyone happy.
I married a genius!!! I'll be writing to the manufacturers today... and getting a bottle of helium for that "Extra large" look!!
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god help me i am surrounded by them. what have i done and back to the subject of boobies. how came when the topic comes up the females all agree that less is best but males seem to think that the bigger they are the better they are. but guess what they dont have to carry them around 24hours a day for 52 weeks of the year for how ever long we live. as far as i am concerned i would rather have a cups then well i shall leave it to your imagination ( and no mr casper you cannot tell). i think we should have breast implants that we can deflate when needed and enlarge when they are required. keeps everyone happy.
if you need a hand to carry them, im sure there are plenty of willing males to help

and who is saying he hasnt already told us??! ;)

/me hopes this will start a Pillow Fight in Lingerie (tm) just before he gets there! and no, you are not to wear the lingerie casper :P
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We would if you let us :p

Thank you Captain Obvious (tm)!

I married a genius!!! I'll be writing to the manufacturers today... and getting a bottle of helium for that "Extra large" look!!
Just like a Tyre Valve incorperated into the Nipple.

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now we know what smciner1's blow up doll looks like. and who said that i was going to get them mr casper
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now we know what smciner1's blow up doll looks like. and who said that i was going to get them mr casper
Don't have one.

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now we know what smciner1's blow up doll looks like. and who said that i was going to get them mr casper
Thats just harsh. Shanes doll wears pink fuzzy handcuffs too....hang on, that was Cobra.

And by god, your getting inflate-a-b00bie...the appointments already made.
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and they would have so many uses! there would never be another woman drown...!
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Thats just harsh. Shanes doll wears pink fuzzy handcuffs too....hang on, that was Cobra.
He's not mine.

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Just like a Tyre Valve incorperated into the Nipple.

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For manual inflation I guess..must try that.
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god help me i am surrounded by them. what have i done and back to the subject of boobies. how came when the topic comes up the females all agree that less is best but males seem to think that the bigger they are the better they are. but guess what they dont have to carry them around 24hours a day for 52 weeks of the year for how ever long we live. as far as i am concerned i would rather have a cups then well i shall leave it to your imagination ( and no mr casper you cannot tell). i think we should have breast implants that we can deflate when needed and enlarge when they are required. keeps everyone happy.
We don't all agree that bigger is better, some guys like em big, some like em small, some like them somewhere in the middle. I think they're all good, but of course I think Nikki (LuvinmyEB) is perfect, in more ways then the subject of this thread
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We don't all agree that bigger is better, some guys like em big, some like em small, some like them somewhere in the middle. I think they're all good, but of course I think Nikki (LuvinmyEB) is perfect, in more ways then the subject of this thread
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