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08-10-2006, 09:13 PM
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Central to all beach's
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Alice Springs
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It's been a pretty bad year or two for news headlines. So just to introduce some positive energy, what headlines would you like to see over the coming months?? Just for fun.......
Mine are: 1. LAST NUCLEAR BOMB DESTROYED. 2. INTELLIGENT CONTACT WITH ALIEN LIFE MADE BY SETI. 3. PINK FLOYD RE-UNITE FOR WORLD TOUR. I serached to see if this has been done. Nothing found. Cheers all.
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08-10-2006, 09:22 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: IN A 5.0
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ford win's championship 2006
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08-10-2006, 09:26 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
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Older, wiser, poorer. Now in Euro-Trash. VW Coupe V6 4motion.
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08-10-2006, 09:47 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
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1. Big Brother creators commited to trial for crimes against humanity.
2. Aliens searching for intelligent life land in Canberra, leave shortly after very disillusioned. 3. Designer of AU falcon charged with industrial espionage. 4. Pink Floyd reunite for pub tour of Queensland. 5. All Melbourne based AFL teams move to other states to give them a chance to win the premiership. 6. Sydneysiders in shock when proof is found that the centre of the Universe is somewhere else. 7. Pro government newspaper admits that speed cameras are actually revinue raisers and motorcycles are avoiding payment by having no front number plate making it unfair to car users who have a "minor lapse in concentration". (Actually that is EXACTLY the lead story on the front page of the Sunday Mail in Brisbane today) |
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08-10-2006, 09:51 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: QLD
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Finally world peace and harmony.
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FORD RULES OK The more I know ppl the more I love my DOGS. 2011 SY Territory Limited Edition TS 2000 AUII SE ute IL6 |
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08-10-2006, 09:56 PM
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You win again, gravity!!!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Mickelham, Melbourne
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"Fairlane_Ghia elected supreme ruler of Earth, First act is to order the destruction of all speed cameras... next order, in order to gain registration, vehicles must have a minimum of 427cid."
I can dream can't I? :P nah seriosly, the world peace one is good...
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08-10-2006, 10:17 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Perth
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"Free beer for all".......
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08-10-2006, 10:51 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 8,307
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Pink Floyd Rules.
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09-10-2006, 08:42 AM
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Mopar/No Car
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Down the Obi..
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BRISBANE MAN WINS 514ci F-100 IN PUB RAFFLE, SURPRISED TO FIND PORN STAR IN TRAY.
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ColumnShift Media '72 Plymouth Scamp '80 Courier '13 Kawasaki ZX14-R '13 Berlina '92 Suzuki DR650 If you don't fight - You lose
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09-10-2006, 08:49 AM
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Fantastic Plastic
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Mars most of the time
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All of the above + a year off work with pay for everyone
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09-10-2006, 09:03 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Wodonga
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"Companys find that outsourcing to india is not benifical with new tax cuts"
"Due to recent tax cuts australians take a pay cut also, to stop outsourcing" |
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09-10-2006, 09:12 AM
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HRN13 (formerly X-Rated)
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Yeppoon, QLD (Capricorn Coast near Rockhampton)
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John Howard & bGeorge W Bush sodomised by brigade of barn yard animals.
Now that would be hilarious!!
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09-10-2006, 11:23 AM
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let it burn
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: QUEENSLANDER!!!!!
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Journalist finds integrity.
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09-10-2006, 11:24 AM
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XY Driv3r
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Melbourne
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"A FINAL END TO WORLD TERRORISM"
& My favourite "FPV GIVES AWAY A BRAND NEW GTP TO ALL FF MEMBERS" 
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09-10-2006, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wagga
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"NEW GTHO FALCON ANNOUNCED"
nuff said.......
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09-10-2006, 11:29 AM
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Back to the AU
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sydney
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"First Young Driver Training Centre Opened in New South Wales" which would eventually result in "Young Driver Death Toll Halved for the 3rd Year Running"
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09-10-2006, 11:44 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Northern Sydney
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"MMAL 380 dumped for new RWD version"
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09-10-2006, 11:46 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
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since most people are nominating things that just arent possible i stick with that theme...how about:
"glenn seton wins bathurst"??
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Gone cruising
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09-10-2006, 12:04 PM
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Punch it baby, punch it.
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Working hard. If you work hard you get the goodies.
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Charter flight returning from Pukekhoe goes down at sea carrying Skaife, Kelly's & Murphy.
Two Melbourne teams in AFL Grand Final (or 2 NSW teams in NRL Grand Final, whatever floats your boat) Ford fill all three places at Bathurst 2007 New "Heritage" series FPV release incorporating:- Orion 351 kw GTHO Galaxie LTD
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09-10-2006, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Adelaide
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WINE/SEAFOOD ELIXIR FOR LONG LIFE– SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH.
Results from a worldwide scientific study have found conclusive evidence that consumption of red wine and fresh seafood together on a regular basis actually reverse the ageing process. Extensive clinical trials have shown that men in particular have reported over a 6 month trial period, wrinkle disappearance, muscle development, increased energy, hair regrowth and extreme virility. The Federal Health Department is seriously considering placing many red wine and seafood varieties on a rebate scheme similar to pharmaceutical benefits. |
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09-10-2006, 01:51 PM
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BURN RUBBER NOT OIL
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Rylstone, NSW
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"FPV RELEASES NEW 1000HP+ BF SUPERSNAKE V8"
Ford Performance Vehicles Australia, today released 25 limited edition FPV SUPERSNAKES. These vehicles are factory twin turbo 408 V8 with 1000hp+ depending on extras ordered from the factory. Designers and testers say the car is easily capable of speeds of up to 300+ km/h. Testers say the car has run a best time of 9.00 seconds down the quarter mile on a basic tune. The first and last of these new falcons will be raffled off so if you are interested please by a ticket..Good luck!! |
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09-10-2006, 02:00 PM
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Official AFF conservative
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, SA
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Awesome thread idea. None to add myself... i could not possibly come up with anything better than: Quote:
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A cup half empty... but full of euphoria. |
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09-10-2006, 02:06 PM
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Weezland
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Sydney,workshop mod
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CANBERRA: Prime minister John Howard and opposition leader Kim Beazley have today come out of the closet,and both confessed they are gay,and will be moving into Bob Carr's love nest..
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09-10-2006, 02:41 PM
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Girls! Drink! ****! ****!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Blue Mountains
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"New organic fuel alternative found"
A tenth the price of oil based petrol, same octane rating and gentle to modern and old motors.
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Automatic Driver and I'd be proud of that fact, only if I weren't so lazy. 1993 ED Fairmont Sedan - I6 - Colbalt Blue - XH Snorkel - Superlow Kings Springs and KYB Shocks - Cross Drilled and Slotted DBA front Discs - 18" pre-AU GT-P Alloy Wheels - Ford Original Bootlid Spoiler |
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09-10-2006, 02:51 PM
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Back where I belong
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mexico - Victoria
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"Petrol now 15 cents per litre*
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09-10-2006, 03:19 PM
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AFF Post NAZI
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Albury
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All unnecessary taxes removed. ( thats probably most of them)
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09-10-2006, 05:57 PM
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Nitrous Junkie
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Brisbane
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"Brisbane to host massive metal concert including bands such as Dimmu Borgir, Slayer, In Flames, Black Label Society, Ill Nino and more."
"All Australian tax payers given a $1,000,000 rebate" "Queensland transport hires a new president with an actual automotive knowlege"
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09-10-2006, 07:48 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 3,198
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Ford and GM make massive profits.
add Fiat auto to that too. |
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09-10-2006, 08:50 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: newcastle
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*Drought declared over after 2 weeks of heavy rain dropping over 500mm country wide
*carp exterminated from all fisheries. *Webber wins F1 championship in 2007
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QUOTE I hope your opinion of the rear end of the VE improves because you are going to be seeing a lot of it.QUOTE QUOTE What makes you think I'm going to park behind a VE? I don't even attend the Sydney Gay Mardi Gras! QUOTE |
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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