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04-04-2005, 04:13 PM
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Once shy... twice bitten
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Mad Mary was speeding around the mental hospital as usual in her wheelchair. Mad Joe stopped her and asked for her licence,
"Shit", she said and sped off around another corner. Mad Jim stopped her next and asked her for insurance, "F#cK", she says and took off again at speed. Rounding a corner she came across BIG JOHN standing stark naked with a massive erection, "Oh no!", she says, "not the breathaliser again!" ================================================ A pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors, Darren, David and Daisy. They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally. But Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both David and Darren, she kills herself. Sad news for David and Darren, but they get over it and once again nature takes it's course. After a couple more years the lads feel really bad about what they are doing, ... ... so they bury her.
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04-04-2005, 04:34 PM
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Adapt or perish...
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Oh, come on ned, that last one is wrong...
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04-04-2005, 05:42 PM
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Once shy... twice bitten
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ahaha come on fellaz, gimme a break! funny none the less
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04-04-2005, 05:50 PM
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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
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Just a couple of jokes.
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