Naked Shopping,whats going on?

[KBBossedXR]

Went to the deli last night to get a couple of ice creams and seen a little more than i expected.

It is not a shop that i go to alot but its around the corner from a mates house so we do use it every now and then.

Now this is what happened, i was driving up to the shop and i seen a man walk out with no top on and from a distance i thought to myself he must have damm small shorts or something on.

I pulled up on the drivers side of his Four Wheel Drive as it was the only place i could park and there they were to greet me, these to big white BUM CHEEKS as he was climbing up into his car. I nearly went up the gutter in shock, i had to get out of the car but i didnt want to look his way so i walked past his car with my head turned the other way until i got inside the shop to be greated by the young lad and his grandma who were absolutely in asterics. I was in shock and just couldnt beleive what i had seen and to make things worse apparantly he does this just about every week but he always picks it right when there is no one in the shop. He has been sprung once before by an old lady that walked in when he was already in there and now i have spotted him.

I was there to get a couple of ice creams but my mind was scattered and i forgot what i was even there for after this experience. It was quite funny at the time but i find this very disturbing that a man at a guess would have to have been in his 6o's is driving around naked in a brand new four wheel drive, staking out deli's so that he can go in there and buy his bottle of coke, ice cream, cigarettes whilst showing of his old fella and bum cheeks.

What must be going through someones mind to do this.

Do you think the Police should be notified of this sort of thing going on, as my concern is what other things are going through his head, sexual fantasies etc:

Beware the next time someone asks you to go and grab an ice cream!!!

[FGII-XR6]

sounds like he needs professional help and although some police would be sympathetic some can treat the mentaly ill in a most in appropriate manner. tough call really

[Geez Louise]

Oh my God! Where was this shop? I feel like an icecream!!

Seriously, what if there are little kids around?? As adults we deal with it but to subject little kids like that. Sounds like the guy is either a nudist or needs help! I would report it.

[zetec]

Did he walk away with Smallgoods or some big sausage? I'm hoping he had shaved meat instead of sliced, that could really hurt... sorry, couldn't resist!

[XCSEDAN]

some people are more comfortable naked then clothed... keep that in mind too.

[blueoval]

: what a ****a of a story.

I pity the person who cleans his car, especially the drivers seat. If its leather, even worse.

He must get his jolly's at doing that in public. It is a fetish, much like public flashing.

But yeah if kids were around he could be regarded as a sexual predator.

KBBossedXR - you must feel really really privelidged to have seen this in the flesh. excuse the pun. I reckon if it were me, I would have not gotten out of the car and drove right out of there to find another shop.

[PoMmYwOG]

i understand ppl can be more comfortable naked then with clothes on at home but that doesnt justify a man walking around nude in public, thats just wrong.Especially when little kids could be about, you never know what that guy is thinking...

Thats indescent exposure not to mention the hygiene problems too esp being a deli which has fresh food on display. If he farted near fresh food, particles fron the fart would get blown onto the food, no undies there to filter it...
I think its bad form from the deli staff to let him in thier shop like that...

[james22]

What the..... ah never mind this explains it better...

[KBBossedXR]

Originally Posted by XCSEDAN

some people are more comfortable naked then clothed... keep that in mind too.

Thats fair enough when your at home but not in the local deli mate.

All i wanted was an ice cream, now i am going to go to the supermarket and buy them in bulk.

I said to the staff why do you let him in if he does this nearly every week, there reply was "we dont want to cause any trouble"

If it had been my mate with his 4 year old daughter that walked in and seen him standing there, he would have been in plenty of trouble i can assure you

[blueoval]

Originally Posted by PoMmYwOG

i understand ppl can be more comfortable naked then with clothes on at home but that doesnt justify a man walking around nude in public, thats just wrong.Especially when little kids could be about, you never know what that guy is thinking...

Thats indescent exposure not to mention the hygiene problems too esp being a deli which has fresh food on display. If he farted near fresh food, particles fron the fart would get blown onto the food, no undies there to filter it...
I think its bad form from the deli staff to let him in thier shop like that...

Nothing worse than poo particles in ya fresh produce. I mean he might as well back one out while he's there. There aint much difference is there. lol

[ch33z1l]

can u imagine having to brake suddenly, whilst driving naked. There is going to be some major scraping of his undercarriage

[blueoval]

Originally Posted by ch33z1l

can u imagine having to brake suddenly, whilst driving naked. There is going to be some major scraping of his undercarriage

as well as skiddys on the seat. :P

[TEaaron]

As much as I don't approve I find it amazing that humans think that a man not wrapped in artifical cloth or robes somthng that was never meant to be there. is shocking, appauling, disgusting ect ect.

I'll call the cops next time I see a naked dog being walked by it's owner.

[Geez Louise]

Originally Posted by TEaaron

As much as I don't approve I find it amazing that humans think that a man not wrapped in artifical cloth or robes somthng that was never meant to be there. is shocking, appauling, disgusting ect ect.

I'll call the cops next time I see a naked dog being walked by it's owner.

I don't think that is the point. Everyone has said...to each his own...but not IF there are kids around. You can be naked as the day you are born! but NOT in public if there are children around. Wanna be nude and go for a swim? There are nudist beaches for that. Ain't never heard of a naked shopping centre or deli ANYWHERE in Australia though! Overseas...Yes! but not here!

[XR06T]

hahaha threads a classic..

[PoMmYwOG]

Originally Posted by blueoval

Nothing worse than poo particles in ya fresh produce. I mean he might as well back one out while he's there. There aint much difference is there. lol

yeah or even if he farted infront of a short person or little kid , he could give them pink eye...not good...lol

[Angry Beaver]

Man I would have loved to have been the check out chick on that night. rofl. But yes not while there are children. That is just wrong for them to be subjected to that. I can just imagine by daughter saying " ewwwwwwwwwwww Yuck thats so gross"

[blueoval]

Originally Posted by PoMmYwOG

yeah or even if he farted infront of a short person or little kid , he could give them pink eye...not good...lol

you sure its not brown eye? :

but yeah, staring at the one eyed snake is not a prospect for anyone under 4 foot. Nastiness..... :P

[PoMmYwOG]

Originally Posted by blueoval

you sure its not brown eye? :

but yeah, staring at the one eyed snake is not a prospect for anyone under 4 foot. Nastiness..... :P

na mate accordign to the movie "knocked up" its pink eye...lol they got it from farting bare *** on eachothers pillows...lol

[blueoval]

Originally Posted by PoMmYwOG

na mate accordign to the movie "knocked up" its pink eye...lol they got it from farting bare *** on eachothers pillows...lol

OMG I havent seent hat movie yet. I will have to rent it.

Back on topic. How would the deli attandant person know if this bloke didnt brush his personal goods up against the counter etc?

This would have to be an occ health and safety issue would it not?

It only a matter of time before a customer complains and the shop owner gets questioned of the frequency this happens.

I reckon this streaker needs ROY to sort him out!

[RPO83]

Not condoning this but a predator to children is a predator to children whether he is wearing clothes or not. There are more pressing issues in society than spotting a nude person.

[uranium_death]

For the record, if I had my own house, I wouldn't wear pants either
They're just too restrictive.

[KBBossedXR]

Originally Posted by RPO83

There are more pressing issues in society than spotting a nude person.

I Know there is but i thought you and the other members might have found this an interesting read.
No one can argue the point not even nudist beach goers that its just wrong to go to your deli naked.
The fact this is not the first time i think its a worry and what else is in the head of this man, because he is obviously not thinking right in my opinion

[rodderz]

Did he go buy some franks n beans?

[schnoods]

Bloody hell, im sure thats hygenic.

I went to the servo yesterday and found a new SV6 ploughed into the servo (glass windows), p plater went to reverse in a hurry but must've had it in D.

[bingoTE50]

funny this thread started in " THE BAR "

[[Tonko]]

A mate of mine had a drunken naked woman on one of those electric scooters come into his servo.
Not a pretty sight at all, in her 40's, about 150kg, 5'' 6ish she passed out on the welcome mat out the front and backed one out when the coppers came to get her.

//feels sick

[Tles]

What kind of icecream did he buy? Cornetto, gay time, magnum...details. BTW where did he keep his cigarettes? noone mention the bottle of coke..ewww!

[rodderz]

or where did he keep his cash/credit cards?

Maybe he used a "bum bag"?

[Falc'man]

Originally Posted by TEaaron

As much as I don't approve I find it amazing that humans think that a man not wrapped in artifical cloth or robes somthng that was never meant to be there. is shocking, appauling, disgusting ect ect.

I'll call the cops next time I see a naked dog being walked by it's owner.

You are one of a kind. Never mind the social/moral aspect and responsibility of dressing up, if it was natural we'd freeze or burn to death.

The guy should be in rehab or locked up. I would think the latter is better.