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11-01-2013, 03:53 PM
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Not so low, not so slow.
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Location: Broady
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My personal number one most hated..
She'll be right mate!.. |
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11-01-2013, 05:36 PM
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SSith Lord
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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Drier than a nun's nasty
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11-01-2013, 08:21 PM
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Unintended Perfectionist
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Brissy North
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BA-FG parts for sale. http://fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11411117 http://s1092.photobucket.com/user/my...?sort=3&page=1 The XR re-erection in the works http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11386452 |
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11-01-2013, 08:31 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Gisborne Victoria
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I must say, when it is 42c in the water bag and someone says "Is it hot enough for ya" I feel like saying, "No it isn't, I would prefer it to be so hot that I spontaneously combust".
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11-01-2013, 11:23 PM
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351XB - Underbelly II Car
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In a nuthouse !!
Posts: 1,274
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"give me a dogs eye with dead horse"
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FALCON XB 351 - UNDERBELLY II CAR |
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11-01-2013, 11:38 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Canberra
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Couldn't organise a **** up in a brewery
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12-01-2013, 10:46 AM
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GT4.
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Scarnon c..t?
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12-01-2013, 10:56 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Sun City, North Australis
Posts: 4,274
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thunderbox...
couldnt find his **** with both hands... put another shrimp on the barbie... kick her in the guts barry...
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You've seen it, you've heard it and your still asking questions?? Don't write off the Goose until you see the box going into the hole.... |
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12-01-2013, 12:00 PM
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Not so low, not so slow.
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Broady
Posts: 532
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couldnt get a root in a brothel with a fist full of $50's
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13-01-2013, 10:13 AM
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Obsessed with wheels
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,298
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Tighter then Julia Gillard's nasel passage.
Too late the horse has already bolted. Been eating in the good paddock, mate? Stone the crows. I would give a lefty for that. Put a blow fly up your nose. Calling red heads "bluey" Other side of the black stump. Choc a block. Out woop woop. Last edited by XBROO; 13-01-2013 at 10:40 AM. |
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13-01-2013, 11:50 AM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Perth
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"Property doubles every 7 years."
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13-01-2013, 12:03 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Wagga
Posts: 1,910
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Not a joke but Vegemite...I mean really it does taste like crap but we still eat it on toast or a sanga cos it's easy and it's what we know.
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13-01-2013, 01:02 PM
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Formerly ST170ish
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Down south
Posts: 1,670
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Off like a bucket of prawns in the sundy sun
Flat out like a lizard drinkin Dry as a nuns c@#$ Backyard past the black stump... or, out in the nonga nonga Built like a brick shithouse Rustin like a holden! |
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13-01-2013, 01:41 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Brighton, Adelaide
Posts: 3,972
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May your chooks turn to emus and kick your dunny down!
crikey
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Money Talks, but all i ever hear is it saying Goodbye!! |
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13-01-2013, 05:48 PM
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Fossil fuel consumer
 Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Mod For: Pub, Bar, Sales Yard, Show 'N Shine, Photoshop, AU to BF, FG to FGX, Territory & Sports Bar
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this thread has run its course and is needing editing far too often
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