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Old 22-02-2010, 05:42 PM   #31
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Thanks for sharing Flappist best read I've had in ages.

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Old 22-02-2010, 05:56 PM   #32
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Wow, I didn't know water can do all that. So much for the 2ltrs a day, I'm going back to the 4+ltrs of amber. That'll get me on the same wavelength at least.
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Old 22-02-2010, 05:59 PM   #33
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When you take a picture of a violent person or just people quarreling with each other with a digital camera, you would see that the persons face and figure becomes distorted beoynd recognition, even pieces of the body seems to tear off. That is an indication that he/she is being attacked by Low Astrals or by the operators from the undergroud/aboveground stations (like police) watching everyone and doing their job, whom you or others can't see, esp. those who quarrel. They have the technology! The use of picture taking can stop violent people, because Negative Low Astrals or police don't like to be pictured.
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Has she ever heard of a UV filter?

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Old 22-02-2010, 06:02 PM   #34
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She makes the flat earth society look lame and mainstream in comparrison???


P.S its all the lizards peoples doing.
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Old 22-02-2010, 06:05 PM   #35
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Wow, I didn't know water can do all that. So much for the 2ltrs a day, I'm going back to the 4+ltrs of amber. That'll get me on the same wavelength at least.
Maybe too much Boag's Draught
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Old 22-02-2010, 06:08 PM   #36
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Where I started before I got the big red injection. :(
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Old 22-02-2010, 07:10 PM   #37
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Old 22-02-2010, 08:00 PM   #38
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Like most I get the odd crazy email but this one is a beaudy I had to share.....

Now can anyone outdo this

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This is surely a joke right. Or the result of a massive acid trip?
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Old 23-02-2010, 07:56 AM   #39
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Saw the website, read the diatribe, wow.
Me doth think a certain junkie likes her vibrator too much.
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Old 23-02-2010, 08:09 AM   #40
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Raptor Jesus - Likes this.
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Old 23-02-2010, 05:05 PM   #41
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Wait......What?
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Old 23-02-2010, 05:57 PM   #42
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A good example of the dangers of reading the Celestine Prophecies while under the influence of LSD...poor girl never came back down :(
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Old 23-02-2010, 07:14 PM   #43
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Old 23-02-2010, 09:22 PM   #44
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Me too its clearly Anna Blight in disguise
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Old 25-02-2010, 04:14 AM   #45
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Old 25-02-2010, 09:00 AM   #46
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She is totally wrong of course...Everyone knows great gangs of Mafia Penguins will one day rise up and rule the world.

What with Global warming and all, they will adjust to the warmer weather, grow taller, faster, stronger and take over the planet...and if you dont agree with them...you will be sleepin wid da fishes!

Where do these people come from? WOW! I think she needs to go back onto her meds! :
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She is totally wrong of course...Everyone knows great gangs of Mafia Penguins will one day rise up and rule the world.

What with Global warming and all, they will adjust to the warmer weather, grow taller, faster, stronger and take over the planet...and if you dont agree with them...you will be sleepin wid da fishes!

Where do these people come from? WOW! I think she needs to go back onto her meds! :

Agreed. Perhaps she saw The Simpsons episode when the dolphins come back on land and send the humans to the sea, and thought it was a documentary of what was to come. Either way, people like her deserve to be heavily sedated and institutionalised.
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Old 25-02-2010, 12:46 PM   #48
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Negative Low Astrals' Attack on Robert (upper picture) and on George (lower picture) or rather their Alters in our house, 26 Jan. 2010. Most of the time George and Robert are replaced by their souless Clones, but the rest of the time with their Alters, so I hardly ever deal with the genuine Robert and George and that is not easy. The constant exchange of their Alters and Clones by you know who, would make you confused.In this case a very good indicator to find out who is in front of you is to talk about subjects, which are posted on this site and if they have no interest, then they are Clones. The same situation is happening in many families. Pay attention on the bright Light on the ceiling: it is not always like that, but only at the start of the opening up the Portal in the kitchen!
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