Ten Reasons Not To Drink Softdrinks (You wouldnt believe it!) - Page 2

LuvinmyEB · 17-09-2005, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Hitman

Don't drink water either.....Fish fu*k in it

Great, now I'm going to die of dehydration!

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Shonky · 17-09-2005, 10:49 PM

LMAO Hitman!

Thats disgustingly hilarious!

**Peuty** · 17-09-2005, 10:57 PM

Jeez the crap is pouring out of your keyboard tonight ssjaypee.

Don't drink tap water.....You're a peanut mate.

EDXR · 17-09-2005, 11:37 PM

This is starting to sound like an episode of "today,tonight"!!!!!!

Don't eat ANYTHING or you'll die!!!!
Don't drink anything or you'll die!!!!
If you feed your dog that he'll die!!!

I have been making a list and i THINK (i'm not sure untill i see what i'm not allowed to consume on monday night at 6:30) that i can sit on the very edge of the couch and watch today tonight while trying to stuff organic lettice through my gas mask.
Anything else and i'm a goner!!!

I would rather have 60 or 70 years of enjoyment and fun out of life than reach 100 and look back and say "sh1t, i lived a boring life"

the_scotsman · 18-09-2005, 12:34 AM

LOL....

Wasn't there a Mythbusters where they put a tooth in cola for a couple of days, and nothing happened to it at all...

All these internet urban legends and conspiracies are so stupid they are funny...a couple have reeled me in though...the moon landings, did they really happen? And the Pentagon, was it really a plane that struck it?

TuMor · 18-09-2005, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by EDXR6Tickford

This is starting to sound like an episode of "today,tonight"!!!!!!

Don't eat ANYTHING or you'll die!!!!
Don't drink anything or you'll die!!!!
If you feed your dog that he'll die!!!

I have been making a list and i THINK (i'm not sure untill i see what i'm not allowed to consume on monday night at 6:30) that i can sit on the very edge of the couch and watch today tonight while trying to stuff organic lettice through my gas mask.
Anything else and i'm a goner!!!

I would rather have 60 or 70 years of enjoyment and fun out of life than reach 100 and look back and say "sh1t, i lived a boring life"

Reminds me of the "today tonight" story about the dangers of too much vitaminc...also that you dont have to run because walking will burn the same amount of energy! all fat people now cheer!! (then and moan that they can lose weight)

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Bossxr8 · 18-09-2005, 10:53 AM

It is getting out of hand. Everything gives you cancer these days. The latest one is that eating margarine can slowly make you go blind. That will be on ACA on Monday. I wonder how many people waste their lives worrying about this crap.

rodderz · 18-09-2005, 11:09 AM

Apparently spending too much time on internet forums can lead to brain tumors, dehydration, malnutrition, and obesity

Just to be on the safe side, dont read this

XRchic · 18-09-2005, 11:24 AM

Oh dear. What a load of rubbish!

I dont think anyone would claim that soft drinks are good for you, especially Coke but come one ssj-jaypee, how silly do you think we are?

If we took that attitude, we would eat nothing, drink nothing and do nothing.

Fact is that everything good is bad for us and that we all eat and drink bad stuff all the time and most of us survive it, in moderate amounts.

Just as well not everyone believes everything they read.

As for Coke being used as a paint stripper.... well, Ive seen eggs eat through paintwork too, and I still eat them.

And if the pH of Coke is around 2 or so, then consider the stomach has pH of around 1. And rarely is anything you eat or drink pH neutral anyway!

Everything in moderation and with a dose of reality.

ssj_jaypee · 18-09-2005, 11:57 AM

Hey did anybody even read my first post? I said I found this info on another forum and just wanted to share it with you guys.
WHICH MEANS I COPY AND PASTED THIS INFO I DIDNT MAKE IT UP MYSELF HELLO THERE MR OBVIOUS THANKYOU FOR SHOWING UP AT THE RIGHT TIME TO SAVE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD WOOO!!

RED_EL_XR8 · 18-09-2005, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ssj_jaypee

Hey did anybody even read my first post? I said I found this info on another forum and just wanted to share it with you guys.
WHICH MEANS I COPY AND PASTED THIS INFO I DIDNT MAKE IT UP MYSELF HELLO THERE MR OBVIOUS THANKYOU FOR SHOWING UP AT THE RIGHT TIME TO SAVE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD WOOO!!

Well perhaps you would like to think of the value of a repost to the forum before pressing the send button! Hmmm!!

And backing off the attitude would be a wise move dont you think!

Casper · 18-09-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ssj_jaypee

Hey did anybody even read my first post? I said I found this info on another forum and just wanted to share it with you guys.
WHICH MEANS I COPY AND PASTED THIS INFO I DIDNT MAKE IT UP MYSELF HELLO THERE MR OBVIOUS THANKYOU FOR SHOWING UP AT THE RIGHT TIME TO SAVE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD WOOO!!

Lose the additude. You posted this tripe, regardless of if you made it up or not, and people are replying to it. What did you expect? Everyone to say "oooh...ahhh.. how clever of you Mr Jaypee"????

**Charliewool** · 18-09-2005, 12:17 PM

Stop falling in to him!.... After this thread, plus the utter tripe he dished up in the teenage daughter thread, I think his credibility (not to mention IQ) is now severly in doubt.

RED_EL_XR8 · 18-09-2005, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by charliewool

Stop falling in to him!.... After this thread, plus the utter tripe he dished up in the teenage daughter thread, I think his credibility (not to mention IQ) is now severly in doubt.

Tripe can be handled, rudeness cannot, the less said about the other thread the better, to take the high and mighty against all teens before this thusrday is laughable. The language used and the tone taken will not be tolerated.

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**Charliewool** · 18-09-2005, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by RED_EL_XR8

Tripe can be handled, rudeness cannot, the less said about the other thread the better, to take the high and mighty against all teens before this thusrday is laughable. The language used and the tone taken will not be tolerated.

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Agreed!.... May I ask the relevance of this Thursday?

Casper · 18-09-2005, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by charliewool

Agreed!.... May I ask the relevance of this Thursday?

That would be the day ssj_jaypee is no longer a teenager himself.

Mrs347stroker · 18-09-2005, 12:34 PM

By what I have read through this thread it sounds like we should just stop eating and drinking altogether..

Boy I was just thinking that I better not leave the house incase I get hit by a bus.....same thing...

What about years ago they said not to stand near a microwave or how bad it was to use mobile phones. Sound like what ever we do these days it's gonna kill us all in the end.

We mite aswell all become hippies live of the earth and live in trees.

Life is a risk, just enjoy it while you can cause you never know you might not be here tomorrow....... so drink up all the coke you can!!

Psycho Chicken · 18-09-2005, 12:34 PM

I think I've found a photo of ss_jaypee!

Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Casper · 18-09-2005, 12:39 PM

Anyhow, enough with another rubbish thread.. its lost ist way as we all expected it would