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26-02-2005, 10:15 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
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So many things.. none of which I'm going to post here.
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26-02-2005, 10:37 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Ahhhh the insight of the youngins ..........It realy makes you wonder what the other foot tastes like .........
I think my Boyfriend is getting a bit jack of me being on the computer at night ..... he has to work early & i cant sleep .......... He told a mate of ours the other night he was going to tape the keyboard to his chest so I would go to bed with him .......... My response ......... At least I get intelligent conversation from the screen ........ Dont think he liked that much .............. |
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26-02-2005, 10:39 AM
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Detroit Locker Equiped TM
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26-02-2005, 12:01 PM
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26-02-2005, 01:28 PM
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Rocket Fuel Anyone?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, S.A.
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He says he's going to wash the car, but he's actually going fishing with the boys.
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26-02-2005, 01:42 PM
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Once shy... twice bitten
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This one happened just recently at a local soccer match.
* gf is playing with a puppy * im sitting on a car *gf looks up and says: "awww, i want a doggy" * i reply with: "wait till the game's over ill give u a doggy" prehaps not as funny as it seems now, but at the time i had a few high fives being handed around to me  To an old gf ages ago, about an upcoming event in geelong: me: mad! maco picnic is coming up! gf: oh are u going? me: yeh for sure gf: wat for? me: so i can suss out all the b!#*hes, oops i meant burnouts!!
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26-02-2005, 02:04 PM
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Fairmont Ghia
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: NSW
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The girl I am seeing is good value for playing up with...
I was waiting for her to come out of an appointment, in a waiting room full of people, just thinking about whatever, when she comes out, looks at me and says "Hey you, do you want to come home with me?" So I stand up, look around the room at everyone and reply "Yeah, ok, I guess, I can't see any better offers" and we leave, leaving the room totally bewildered.  Tim!
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26-02-2005, 02:08 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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A mate of mine got dumped by his GF - she gave the long talk saying why to make it easier. So after he finished talking to her, his mate asks him what's going on. He says to his mate he got dumped. His mate then asks what did she say. My mate replies (giving you an idea how upset he was - or wasn't rather) "I don't know, you should have asked me 5 mins ago".
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26-02-2005, 03:22 PM
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26-02-2005, 07:02 PM
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Location: Livin On The Edge
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Accidently said this to a chick (Note not girl friend just a FRIEND) pull your head in it's not a cattle truck, after she leant out and yelled to some friends. Copped a punch to the head so i made her walk back to her place.
Just b4 xmas i hooked up with one of my sister's friends, i didn't know she had a boyfriend. Well sorta they were fighting, then the next weekend at a party without knowing it was her b/f i said oh this chicks a great sort and she's got a mad body. He got a bit cut and called her over to be a show off and as they walked off he said you wish, i replied how do i taste. Everyone at the party ****ed themselfs and she had to explain what it meant. Now she wont talk to me bugger....... |
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26-02-2005, 09:13 PM
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27-02-2005, 10:55 AM
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Rocket Fuel Anyone?
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Location: Adelaide, S.A.
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Yup, 24 carat !!!!!!!
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27-02-2005, 11:33 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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27-02-2005, 11:45 AM
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Location: Adelaide SA
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My Wife: Something something about something blah.
Me: Shutup. If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. My Wife: I love you. Me: I know a cure for that. My Wife: Stop looking at those school girls. Me: Atleast in jail I'd get regular sex. My Wife: You arent paying attention. Me: Sorry, i was thinking about something an important person once said. This is but a selection of the joy that is living with the bastard.
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27-02-2005, 12:12 PM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
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27-02-2005, 01:29 PM
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all these are funny as....
my ex and i were fighting, and i said?:geez, i dont know what i see in you... im single now  :wasnt wat i meant, came out pretty wrong LOL Last edited by LUXO_8; 27-02-2005 at 02:43 PM. |
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27-02-2005, 04:24 PM
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Two > One
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nice work wayne
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27-02-2005, 04:36 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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You've heard that joke haven't you?
Guy gets on a plane and sits down next to another guy. 1st guy is sporting a black eye, 2nd guy a broken arm. 2nd guy asks, "What happened to you?" 1st guy replies "Oh I wanted to ask my girlfriend something and I accidently called her by my ex-girlfriend's name so she punched me." 2nd guy said "Oh yes, slip of the tongue, I know that one well. The other day I wanted to ask my wife to pass the salt, and it came out as 'You ruined my life you fat stupid f**king bitch".
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27-02-2005, 04:38 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
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27-02-2005, 04:45 PM
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27-02-2005, 05:03 PM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
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27-02-2005, 09:48 PM
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27-02-2005, 10:11 PM
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yup, extremley funny bindi
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27-02-2005, 10:24 PM
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Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
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I'm still trying to pick just one of the ones that The Maddestman has come out with, but after buying me the FPR jacket today I think I've forgotten them all. Well until the next time, which probably wont be far away. :nutsycuck
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28-02-2005, 06:37 PM
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Thats right baby X-rated
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: South West, Western Australia
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What do you say to the Blonde girl with two black eyes?
Nothing you've already told her twice.  : oops did I say that out loud. My bad!! 
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01-03-2005, 05:47 AM
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somthing else not to do is mention hw beautiful that girl jogging past is... no matter how many times they say your lying as they ask you what they think... coz soon as you blirt out with the truth your a gonner... luckly ive found a solution though... found me a gorgeous girl... no matter who jogs passed shes still better... (copy... paste this page and accedently bring it up on gf's computer so she reads it.... hehe)
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01-03-2005, 01:03 PM
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need more boost
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LOL this thread rocks
I was sitting on a couch once, girlfriend on my knee watching TV. She turns to me and says "Are you're legs getting sore, am i too heavy?" to which i replied (in a serious tone, but i was being sarcastic, she's thin) "Yeah they're killing me, get off ya fatty". She was to busy laughing whilst trying to punch me in the arm she missed about 5 times Another time more recently when we were single (her fault), she approached me in a pub when i was talking to mates, and asked if i wanted to try going out again. "Weeeellll (looking her up and down)........nah sorry mate, don't do sluts" Made me feel good, but got a shocked response from even my mates. "holy shit i don't belive he actually said it to her" was heard from nearly everyone... BTW, it sounds harsh but, I don't stand for a girl treating me like shit (put up with it for 6months of torture, the first 12 were good though). As soon as i said it, she looked to the ground and said "I'm sorry, i deserved that", she knew where i was coming from. Last edited by oneredED; 01-03-2005 at 01:07 PM. |
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01-03-2005, 01:10 PM
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need more boost
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Actually not a girlfriend, but quite rudely i once told a girl that she was "lower than my lowest standards, but i'm making an exception because i'm so drunk i can't stand up". Not exactly my finest hour I must say :(
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02-03-2005, 03:01 PM
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WHile extreamly ****ed one night I tried the "Dont be picky I wasn't" line on a chick who was a stunna after she tried so politley to knock me back. The poor thing cried, i ended up talking to her for a while caz i felt like a c*nt knowing welll & truly i had no chance. She gave me her numba but i nver had the balls to call her after what i had done.
And how can a chick say "she's so beautifull" and when you agree you either get death stares or a quick elbow to the ribs. |
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02-03-2005, 05:24 PM
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