Arguing with a female - Page 2

Angry Beaver · 08-01-2005, 09:14 AM

evil half you have no idea do you :dr_Evil:

fairmont1998 · 08-01-2005, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Casper

True, we never win

We also dont really care....we have attentionspan like godfish.....

I need to wash my car...what were you saying?

That made me laugh so hard... It's so true here. Hope my wife isn't reading this behind me

Psycho Chicken · 08-01-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ford.boy

Step 6. Don't take her seriously. Laugh at every point she deems serious in nature. Fart, if possible. Derail her emotional train.

The one works wonders! I had an arguement with an ex ages ago, it's fun watching them think so hard about what they want to say, say it, pour their heart into what they say, then shoot them down by bringing up the musical talents of The Wiggles.

MotherNatureVer2 · 08-01-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Casper

Yes.....well........
We all know that eqaulity and equal oppertunity ends as soon as a tyre goes flat. When that happens its a "mans" job to change it.

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LOL I have always changed my own tyres ........... Even had a mate who got a flat at home in a flash 4wd ...... Guess who had to do it ..... me :P They have NFI :Up_to_som

LuvinmyEB · 08-01-2005, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MotherNature

LOL I have always changed my own tyres ........... Even had a mate who got a flat at home in a flash 4wd ...... Guess who had to do it ..... me :P They have NFI :Up_to_som

Same here, always change my own, had to help a few guys too when they couldn't get the wheel nuts loose.

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Makes me laugh to see a female on the side of the road, talking into a mobile then looking at the car to see it only has a flat.

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tickford2001 · 08-01-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mrs casper

...unfortunately when they do up the nuts with those stupid male invented air guns, then i admit i have no strength to get them undone...

actually the air guns dont usually do them up that tight - in most cases you do it up as tight as the air gun will, then get a whell brace and tighten them up a bit more :1syellow1

what were we talking about again?? /me heads off to eat some cake

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champsky · 08-01-2005, 04:45 PM

mmmm cake mmmmm :P

but yeah ive seen the guys do mine when i get them replaced, and they only do them up so much with the air gun then they tighten them up themselves :P

/me follows tickford2001 to get some cake

smciner1 · 08-01-2005, 05:01 PM

Absolutly Brilliant (tm).

RED_EL_XR8 · 08-01-2005, 05:09 PM

Sure your tuff girls when it comes to a wheel brace (kidz stuff), but your all girl solidarity wanes when it comes to spider evictions!! Why is it, that that task is always an all male affair?

I meen what do you think them spiders are gonna do?ark at you when you get up close? :evil_laug :evil_laug

Casper · 08-01-2005, 05:11 PM

LuvinmyEB · 08-01-2005, 05:16 PM

Is that going to be your new avatar Casper?

tickford2001 · 08-01-2005, 05:20 PM

hahahahaha! you must be bored this arvo

Casper · 08-01-2005, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by LuvinmyEB

Is that going to be your new avatar Casper?

nah, just easier than typing it now.

08-01-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by RED_EL_XR8

Sure your tuff girls when it comes to a wheel brace (kidz stuff), but your all girl solidarity wanes when it comes to spider evictions!! Why is it, that that task is always an all male affair?

I meen what do you think them spiders are gonna do?ark at you when you get up close? :evil_laug :evil_laug

Really, spiders are the only thing I won't tackle. I've had a Mallee Mouse (bird spider type) chase me up the paddock, creepy buggers!

Alas, I have to kill my own spiders anyways, but yes, they must die.

loxxr6 · 08-01-2005, 09:14 PM

Spiders freak me out. I have to kill them when i see them even if they're not in the way. I hate them. Its just knowing they bite that does it.

A friend of mine once woke up with one hanging over his face in his sleep....dangling down from a line of web over his face.

xdc351 · 08-01-2005, 11:19 PM

I hate spiders. No respect for my property!

I left the daddy long legs though.... they are the ultimate anti-spider weapon but can't hurt you thanks to their pansy teeth.

Psycho Chicken · 08-01-2005, 11:34 PM

Yeah but don't go eating the bastards! They are the most venomous spider in the world or something crazy .

xdc351 · 08-01-2005, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Chicken

Yeah but don't go eating the bastards! They are the most venomous spider in the world or something crazy .

Thats why I like them.... Most toxic venom means that other spiders stay away, and their wimpy teeth means I don't have to worry about getting bitten! Agree that eating them is probably not a good idea.

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MotherNatureVer2 · 09-01-2005, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by RED_EL_XR8

Sure your tuff girls when it comes to a wheel brace (kidz stuff), but your all girl solidarity wanes when it comes to spider evictions!! Why is it, that that task is always an all male affair?

I meen what do you think them spiders are gonna do?ark at you when you get up close? :evil_laug :evil_laug

Bwhahahahha .... then why is it I am the one to kill all the spiders .......

My ex .......(DIE **** DIE) ..... he used to jump on a table if a itty bitty huntsman would appear

Psycho Chicken · 09-01-2005, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by xdc351

Thats why I like them.... Most toxic venom means that other spiders stay away, and their wimpy teeth means I don't have to worry about getting bitten! Agree that eating them is probably not a good idea.

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I wonder what one would do to cat?

champsky · 09-01-2005, 11:58 AM

man i hate spiders, the guys at work would always chase em with them and throw them at me

god i hate spiders :(

tickford2001 · 09-01-2005, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Chicken

I wonder what one would do to cat?

you are one evil evil man! haha

Angry Beaver · 09-01-2005, 02:28 PM

are actually the daddy long legs story is a myth. and mate i will wrestle with a spider not a problem, but dont ask me to touch a cock a roach thats like fear factor gone wrong.

RED_EL_XR8 · 09-01-2005, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by mrs casper

are actually the daddy long legs story is a myth. and mate i will wrestle with a spider not a problem, but dont ask me to touch a cock a roach thats like fear factor gone wrong.

Scared of a lil old "Bondi Butterfly"? (We'll ok maybe they aren't all that little.)

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Feathers · 09-01-2005, 02:58 PM

Lol, New Years Morning on Bondi Beach with friends, watching sunrise, and my friend's boyfriend went to pick up a cockroach. It disgusted all of us.
Up until then I hadn't cared that much at all that they were crawling around.
Then again, I don't like the guy that was going to pick it up, so I didn't really care if he had wanted to eat it.

champsky · 09-01-2005, 05:43 PM

cockaroaches are just plain wrong imho

enough said lol

09-01-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Casper

Yes.....well........
We all know that eqaulity and equal oppertunity ends as soon as a tyre goes flat. When that happens its a "mans" job to change it.

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There has to be bloke somewhere who can work the Femaile logic out. We are so simple compared to them its not funny. lol

Dammit im not interested i want to watch tv your hair is fine. :baby bott

Feathers · 09-01-2005, 08:29 PM

My Grandmother's brother bought her a plaque for the garden at her house that said
"The opinions expressed by the Husband in this household are not necessarily those of the management."

It was so VERY true. After nearly 60 years together my grandfather had learnt very well, when to back down, and what not to say.

RED_EL_XR8 · 09-01-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by james

There has to be bloke somewhere who can work the Femaile logic out.

thats you problem! Logic is a totally ineffective weapon women will never use logic in any arguement. They use slander, threat, denial, withdrawal of services, tantrums, tears, but never ever will they use or acknowledge the use of Logic in any arguement.

10-01-2005, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RED_EL_XR8

thats you problem! Logic is a totally ineffective weapon women will never use logic in any arguement. They use slander, threat, denial, withdrawal of services, tantrums, tears, but never ever will they use or acknowledge the use of Logic in any arguement.

Logic works for me.

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But then I don't argue about pointless crap. I'd rather be watching TV too, go play with the boys for all I care, just do it quietly!