which way to roll

[XW WA]

Originally Posted by MercurySilver

the real question is........
do you wipe from the front or reach around to the rear????? lol

Time for another poll

[buggerlugs]

Wouldn't Smurf toilet rolls be smaller ? Be like wiping ya bum with a doona eh Poppa Smurf ?

[poppa smurf]

Originally Posted by buggerlugs

Wouldn't Smurf toilet rolls be smaller ? Be like wiping ya bum with a doona eh Poppa Smurf ?

we tend to use larger size or as you would call "normal size"......we find we can sit on them and wriggle, pleasurable and cleansing at the same time.

[Vincenzo]

Originally Posted by poppa smurf

we tend to use larger size or as you would call "normal size"......we find we can sit on them and wriggle, pleasurable and cleansing at the same time.

Sorry dude but the thought of visualising Nanna Smurf doing the wiggle was the end for me.


Cheers Vincenzo

[AJ09]

I missed the voting, but in our household it's definitely AWAY from the wall.

Also my Wife has never complained about the seat being left up, good considering she is the only female in the house!!

Maybe she's working on the majority rules theory...

[JC]

Doesn't matter which way you roll, soon enough you'll all be allowed to get married!

Paper over is the right way.

[mr smith]

This thread reminded me of the time I had to wipe my *** with a twisty packet.

[supershifty]

[poppa smurf]

Originally Posted by supershifty

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did this as a laugh after I seen it........must say the grand pubar was not impressed.

anyone would have thought the paper was made of gold........never mind i got a giggle.

[ILLaViTaR]

Rove Mcmanus's vote counts as 5

[mad cow]

had this argument at my place, so now I leave the roll on the floor, that way she can pick it up any way she damn well likes... (I hid the bar just in case)

[99AUXR]

Great thread, Good laughs, FYI Away from wall.

[poppa smurf]

placing the bar through the roll (which I will say took some doing, cant drill the paper) reminded me of when I was young and silly (dinosaur days indeed).

we used to put gladwrap over the bowl and close the seat (not lid)......come to think of it, that went down like a lead ballon as well!!!!!

[nuthin' fancy]

Away from the wall

Seat and lid down

Three ply, fingerproof paper.

[supershifty]

Poppa, run this one by the bride and see what she reckons - I dare ya!



Cheers!

[OffRoadFalcon]

Oh boy... this thread is a classic!

Away from the wall for me too hahaha.

[WoodyAU]

I used to think it was best against the wall, out of the way, but now she only buys patterned paper, explaining that it has to be put on so you can see the pattern, so away from the wall. As for the seat, I moved in with her, so have always considered it her house( even now, 26yrs and 10 or so houses later )so I always put it down... But, I put the lid down too, so we both have to lift something to have a pee. I like to think of it as a little win.

[The Yeti]

[Tonz]

what the ........ are you digging this up for? get back to work. Very funny though.
I know of a married couple who went for counselling over this issue....sufice to say both now gone their seperate ways...thank goodness. Both were a bain to know as friends.

[NTF6]

Away from the wall and don't even get me started on scrunchers !!!

[The Yeti]