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Old 23-10-2008, 02:57 AM   #151
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dont know if anyone has ever had this but i had a wart in the sole of my foot and had to get 4 locals in the sole of my foot...apparently its the worst place you can have a needle....and it was awful...

2nd was jumping off a retaining wall onto a peice of wood with a rusty 4 inch nail what well straight through my foot.
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Old 23-10-2008, 05:17 PM   #152
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So she caused your car to get trashed TWICE and now she has given you an STD?????
Mate, unless you start feeling the pain down there within the next couple of days, it ain't an STD :
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Old 23-10-2008, 06:30 PM   #153
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I don't understand??? what is pain? haha
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Old 23-10-2008, 06:48 PM   #154
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Thought I would start this thread and ask people what is the worst physical pain they have ever experienced?
I flew down to Sydney Monday morning to collect my car (had the beginnings of the flu) felt pretty crap driving home Monday night in the rain so had to stop overnight 1 1/2 hrs from home and made it home Tuesday. Washed the car and went to bed. Couldnt sleep at all as had cronic pain in head/ear. During the night after taking 4 mersyndol and 4 panadeine forte and still no sleep my left ear started to bleed so went up to the hospital yesterday to be told my eardrum and burst and had a fullon earinfection. Panadeine Forte still isnt working am taking antibiotics now but still 10/10 pain level and ear is still bleeding quitebadly.
Now i have a bad back and need disk replacement surgery, but can honestly say that this ear thing is the worst pain I have experienced
What about you (or has anyone had anything similar to my ear?)
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Old 23-10-2008, 07:10 PM   #155
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I a few years ago got stabbed 38 times.....
No I didn't make a typo. I gotta also ad that it wasn't so much the stabbing that
hurt but the massive infection that proceeded it.
Btw next time a doctor asks if it feels like a stabbing pain ask him if he's ever
been stabbed. Cause if not he has no idea cause it feels nothin like you'd expect.
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Old 23-10-2008, 07:16 PM   #156
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Btw next time a doctor asks if it feels like a stabbing pain ask him if he's ever
been stabbed. Cause if not he has no idea cause it feels nothin like you'd expect.
LOL, If you read back a page, I know that too.
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LOL, If you read back a page, I know that too.
Lmao.... it is amazing how little it feels like what you always thought it would hey.
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Old 23-10-2008, 07:31 PM   #158
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Yup, The whole not moving alot thing sux.
Although, the payed holiday after wasnt so bad...
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Old 24-10-2008, 06:55 PM   #159
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I a few years ago got stabbed 38 times.....
No I didn't make a typo. I gotta also ad that it wasn't so much the stabbing that
hurt but the massive infection that proceeded it.
Btw next time a doctor asks if it feels like a stabbing pain ask him if he's ever
been stabbed. Cause if not he has no idea cause it feels nothin like you'd expect.
I gotta ask.....

What happened?
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Old 24-10-2008, 07:37 PM   #160
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Hmmm well I fell off a 17ft ladder onto concrete, crushed both radials in my elbows and snapped a wrist, the xray guys forced my arms straight without anaethetic = I called for mumma on that one

Had shingles which is enjoyable if you like the feeling of knitting needles being pushed through the chest to the back = I can understand why people suicide to get away from the pain

Inner ear infections have to be really high on the list of incredible pain

But the worst I've had is to sit in a hospital and watch in horror as a doctor pushed tweesers under my finger nail and yanked it off = I didn't know I knew so many swear words. You want an idea:- try tearing your nail down to the quick then think about tearing it some more.

I still think none of them could compare to what a woman endures during childbirth.
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Old 24-10-2008, 07:47 PM   #161
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I gotta ask.....

What happened?
The short version is I worked for the dog. He refused to pay me the 2 weeks pay he owed me.
I took tools in leu of payment, he told me to come collect my pay and stabbed the
crap out of me. What I didn't know was he was a speed junkie and had just had
a shot of dutch courage so to speak just before I arrived.
Lots of blood from me, he claimed self defence and I got charged with trespass.
Great legal system that Qld has. Lmao
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Old 25-10-2008, 01:49 PM   #162
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had a nice burn once. burns rock on the pain scale!!
Thats mine I've broken bones had many cramps surfing, major operations on legs etc but the worst is a steam burn i got off our bush basher when the radiator blew up it wasn't even bad (no scarring) i really feel for those burns victums that have third degree burns all over
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Old 25-10-2008, 01:56 PM   #163
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The short version is I worked for the dog. He refused to pay me the 2 weeks pay he owed me.
I took tools in leu of payment, he told me to come collect my pay and stabbed the
crap out of me. What I didn't know was he was a speed junkie and had just had
a shot of dutch courage so to speak just before I arrived.
Lots of blood from me, he claimed self defence and I got charged with trespass.
Great legal system that Qld has. Lmao
How the hell did you even survive that? Then you got charged with tresspassing?
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Old 25-10-2008, 03:46 PM   #164
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ok so 3% of this forum has infected penises :
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Old 25-10-2008, 04:02 PM   #165
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ok so 3% of this forum has infected penises :
Wow, I'm in the 97% ;) *phew*
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Old 25-10-2008, 09:01 PM   #166
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How the hell did you even survive that? Then you got charged with tresspassing?
The stabbing I handled ok. The massive internal infection that followed is wat very
nearly killed me. Yeah because I was in his house and "he feared for his life" it was
self defence. He will be fearfull for his life if I ever see him again I can tell ya.
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Old 25-10-2008, 09:33 PM   #167
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The stabbing I handled ok. The massive internal infection that followed is wat very
nearly killed me. Yeah because I was in his house and "he feared for his life" it was
self defence. He will be fearfull for his life if I ever see him again I can tell ya.

38 stab wounds is self defence?!?!!? The judge must of been an idiot
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Old 25-10-2008, 10:36 PM   #168
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The stabbing I handled ok. The massive internal infection that followed is wat very
nearly killed me. Yeah because I was in his house and "he feared for his life" it was
self defence. He will be fearfull for his life if I ever see him again I can tell ya.
If you don't mind me asking, what did the stabbing "feel" like? Does it hurt enough to make you pass out? "Feared for his life"? When he was the one with the weapon, I take it you went in unarmed? Unless you're Chuck Norris he could hardly "fear for his life" and the judge should have known that one.

38 times is just a bit more than self defense, I think the judge who did your case was smoking something good that he should share with us.
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Old 25-10-2008, 10:41 PM   #169
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Think of all the muscles and internals inside of you being torn open
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hmmm... just reading about other peoples injurys has stung abit. i've been reasonably lucky. Broken CollarBone, 3 torn hamstrings and one drunken night (in darkness) i fell from some scaffold type tower about 4 metres and landed on my feet. at that point the only pain i had was a sore chin that i hit on the way down. as i walked back to where we were partyin my left foot began to get heavier and heavier and heavier...and wet...
Turns out i had sliced a nasty gash down do the bone near my shin and my shoe was full of blood. Its a surreal thing being able to see your bone through all the muscle and stuff. Anyways felt like someone was trying to rip my leg off.
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Old 26-10-2008, 01:28 AM   #171
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It actualy makes me laught thinking of my pain situations over the years !. Between the age of 11 and 16, I've had stiches in my arms (x3), legs (x2) , tounge , head (x3) , hand (x2), and from 16 to about 23 broke nearly every bone in my body on dirtbikes and roadbikes / sorta can't remeber much of that these days ! - but gee i tell ya i got a paper cut last week in the web between my thumb and first finger and it hurts more than anyhting i can remember ! ..lmao.
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I have had some pain - a few years ago I tried to give birth to a staghorn kidney stone. The only thing that gave me relief was an injection of pethadiene and an operation to remove the kidney stone. The doctor that made a home visit claime it was just cholic and gave me some Brufen, what a twit.

I ate about half the bottle before he agreed to the injection and an immediate ambulance and an operation.
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I got kicked in the happy sacks... not really an experience id like to repeat :(
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If you don't mind me asking, what did the stabbing "feel" like? Does it hurt enough to make you pass out? "Feared for his life"? When he was the one with the weapon, I take it you went in unarmed? Unless you're Chuck Norris he could hardly "fear for his life" and the judge should have known that one.

38 times is just a bit more than self defense, I think the judge who did your case was smoking something good that he should share with us.

No I wasn't unarmed...... at the time I had an injury that I needed the aid of a
walking stick for. They claimed that I was carrying it as a weapon even though
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I only survived because I rolled into a ball and let my skull take the impact.
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No I wasn't unarmed...... at the time I had an injury that I needed the aid of a
walking stick for. They claimed that I was carrying it as a weapon even though
Dr's report indicated that I needed it.
I only survived because I rolled into a ball and let my skull take the impact.
Even then, a walking stick isn't a very good weapon. Judge had to be smoking it for sure.
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i had a operation which involved going under general anethsetic. When I didn't wake up straight away, they gave me a stimulant of some description that gave me a tachycardiac response. My weakened chest muscles later cramped up around my heart and I couldn't breathe and my heart couldn't beat properly.

Immobilising and scary. I just figured my time was up. Only lasted about 30 seconds but it was the longest thirty seconds of my life
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I got kicked in the happy sacks... not really an experience id like to repeat :(
I think we've all been there! ... It's definalty worse than giving birth, people say theres no way that can be proven! oh yeah? .. 2 years after having a kid, your wife will say "hey, you want to try again/you want another?" ... I don't hear a guy goin up to his mate a year later n going "Hey Davo, how bout you kick me in the nuts agian?"
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When women give birth there is a release of endorphins/hormones that aim to minimise the memory of the pain intensity, thus over time the memory of the pain does not interfere with future births. That’s the medical theory anyway, I am sure many women will disagree.
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There are also drugs.

I guess some would say that the outcome is worth it.

Getting kicked in the wedding vegetables doesn't produce anything worthwhile apparently.


I don't think I've done anything exceptionally painful. Sprained both ankles numerous times and torn all the ligaments.
Ripped the side of my foot open in gravel after spraining the ankle, and then being left outside unable to move for 40 mins while Dad laughed it off (it was him who pushed me over and caused it), and went inside to eat dinner.

I was 4 hours from the nearest hospital, and the only doctor in town only worked on weekends by appointment made in advance. I was injured at 11.30pm on a Friday night, so that option was out, but I was dropped across the road from the local ambulance station and had to hop up their steep driveway to get them to look at it and clean the gravel out.
They said I'd done a good job on it. It was the nastiest ankle sprain they'd seen in quite awhile.
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Speaking about pregnancy apparently women 'generally' have a higher pain tolerance than men, thought to be for preparation of child birth. If this is the case why do they cry out in pain over the smallest of things? I'm sure we've all seen this in action. Genuine question..i'm not bagging women in any way. Had a gym injury once that kept me awake for nearly three days. The pain killers made me sick so i had to suffer. Nights were spent pacing the house never being able to get a comfortable position.

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