Adelaide....

[sgt_doofey]

Originally Posted by SPK-250

AAMI Stadium? You must be a gay crows fan. :

C'Mon. This thread is about the Northern suburbs. Let's keep Alberton and the Port Supporters out of it. That's just another big kettle of fish in itself. Don't get SB started on that. :

[290v]

Originally Posted by SPK-250

Hey man northern suburbs! Someone probably just jumped his back fence and stole both his big hole and the olympic swimming pool!! And they are already on the shelf at Cashies.

I cant talk though. Someone knocked off my glazed terracotta plants from my front step. :

I reckon it was monty going around evaluating the load capacity of the effy??

I just went to the old scool new age car show and most of the trophies were won by Northern cars
or did we steal them?

[Walkinshaw]

Theres something about Main North road out Davo Park way. Drove 100km round Adelaide on Sunday, with no drama. Get onto MNR and some dero had a Matt Black F100 loaded up to the hilt with what looked like a stolen pergola (prob from some rich toff in the eastern burbs) and of all things a set of 12 slotters in the back get bulk sideways across 3 lanes.

[[Tonko]]

Originally Posted by Walkinshaw

Get onto MNR and some dero had a Matt Black F100 loaded up to the hilt with what looked like a stolen pergola (prob from some rich toff in the eastern burbs) and of all things a set of 12 slotters in the back get bulk sideways across 3 lanes.

Originally Posted by montyv8

I must admit, looking like I do, and driving a flat black F100, I probably fit in quite well in your 'burb

Busted!
:

[Sourbastard]

Originally Posted by sgt_doofey

Don't get SB started on that. :

I felt a disturbance in the Force and was drawn to this place.

The crows arent allowed to be "publically" gay. All the bogans who support them would take their own lives in the Holdens Carpark the day after it being revealed. Such a dramatic decrease in the purchase of moccasins and bonds singlets would cause international financial ruin.

Port Adelaide isnt gay, they just play like they are. Its an incredible facade that took hours to perfect by Mark "In the Choco is how I like it baby" Williams.

See? I can be fair! I hate everyone equally.

[blueoval]

hahahahaha :

[SPK-250]

Originally Posted by 290v

I just went to the old scool new age car show and most of the trophies were won by Northern cars
or did we steal them?

I went to the Old Skool show and it was sadly dissapointing. Except for Simon Millers dragster start up.

[blueoval]

Simon Miller? Is he a southerner?

[montyv8]

Originally Posted by Walkinshaw

Theres something about Main North road out Davo Park way. Drove 100km round Adelaide on Sunday, with no drama. Get onto MNR and some dero had a Matt Black F100 loaded up to the hilt with what looked like a stolen pergola (prob from some rich toff in the eastern burbs) and of all things a set of 12 slotters in the back get bulk sideways across 3 lanes.

did you see who was driving it dan?

one of the drivers at work came up to me lastnight and says "what do you call a northern suburbs chick who has an abortion? ..... a crimestopper"


he's from craigmore...

[XR_Strider_GuY]

Oh dear,

I have only landed in Adelaide airport for a stop over. Looks like I better hire a General for a renter car if ever I visit South Australia.

Very funny thread guys. Made my lunch time reading very amusing.

[SPK-250]

Originally Posted by blueoval

Simon Miller? Is he a southerner?

I'm pretty sure he is.

[Jesk]

Originally Posted by XR_Strider_GuY

Oh dear,

I have only landed in Adelaide airport for a stop over. Looks like I better hire a General for a renter car if ever I visit South Australia.

Very funny thread guys. Made my lunch time reading very amusing.

Yeah, Adelaide is holden made, so mostly its commos getting stolen and burnt out. But the first joke I heard when I moved to Adelaide was:

How do you know you are in Elizabeth?

Even the MILF's are underage

[montyv8]

ahh the northern 'burbs.. a tale from a few hours ago:
I was in the back yard doing some work to my F100, just minor stuff as the neighbours were having an open inspection thing. Having any of my cars would probably scare any potential buyers, so I wasnt making much noise.
So I'm working away, and I hear a girl crying.. thinking its the psycho's over the back I carry on. the crying turns into full on screaming, two girls this time.. Thinking wtf, I go have a look over the front fence..
Next to a van parked out front of my place there's two chicks, around 16-17yo, having a full on punch up.. Instant thoughts included 'giggidy', then I thought I better go out and try and do something (possibly including throwing baby oil over them, I've heard that helps in these situations).
Then, this middle-aged couple come out of the open inspection next door, and go over to them. Its the parents. the girls stop ( :( ) and start doin the "she said" thing, the mother tells them to get in the van, and one of the girls goes nuts and rips into the other one with a mad combination, enough to make me glad I didn't go out there lol..
The dad rips her off the other one and pushes her back, and the mother yells at him "don't do that!" in a "aww my poor baby" tone..
they all get in the van and drive off. I look around, and most of the other neighbours are in their front doorways checking it out..

Before anyone asks, no I didn't get vid lol...
I'm not sure If i'd want these people living next door, could make for some interesting times tho :hihi:

[Gammaboy]

Originally Posted by montyv8

Next to a van parked out front of my place there's two chicks, around 16-17yo, having a full on punch up..

Dear diary... Jackpot!

Was this the van?

[montyv8]

identical!

[SPK-250]

Originally Posted by montyv8

ahh the northern 'burbs.. a tale from a few hours ago:
I was in the back yard doing some work to my F100, just minor stuff as the neighbours were having an open inspection thing. Having any of my cars would probably scare any potential buyers, so I wasnt making much noise.
So I'm working away, and I hear a girl crying.. thinking its the psycho's over the back I carry on. the crying turns into full on screaming, two girls this time.. Thinking wtf, I go have a look over the front fence..
Next to a van parked out front of my place there's two chicks, around 16-17yo, having a full on punch up.. Instant thoughts included 'giggidy', then I thought I better go out and try and do something (possibly including throwing baby oil over them, I've heard that helps in these situations).
Then, this middle-aged couple come out of the open inspection next door, and go over to them. Its the parents. the girls stop ( :( ) and start doin the "she said" thing, the mother tells them to get in the van, and one of the girls goes nuts and rips into the other one with a mad combination, enough to make me glad I didn't go out there lol..
The dad rips her off the other one and pushes her back, and the mother yells at him "don't do that!" in a "aww my poor baby" tone..
they all get in the van and drive off. I look around, and most of the other neighbours are in their front doorways checking it out..

Before anyone asks, no I didn't get vid lol...
I'm not sure If i'd want these people living next door, could make for some interesting times tho :hihi:

Obviously the North suits them to a tea!! :

Why else would they be looking??

[Geez Louise]

Well today is Sour Bastards birthday...I think Adelaide shut down for the event! Happy Birthday Dave!

[trburnard]

Originally Posted by montyv8

ahh the northern 'burbs.. a tale from a few hours ago:
I was in the back yard doing some work to my F100, just minor stuff as the neighbours were having an open inspection thing. Having any of my cars would probably scare any potential buyers, so I wasnt making much noise.
So I'm working away, and I hear a girl crying.. thinking its the psycho's over the back I carry on. the crying turns into full on screaming, two girls this time.. Thinking wtf, I go have a look over the front fence..
Next to a van parked out front of my place there's two chicks, around 16-17yo, having a full on punch up.. Instant thoughts included 'giggidy', then I thought I better go out and try and do something (possibly including throwing baby oil over them, I've heard that helps in these situations).
Then, this middle-aged couple come out of the open inspection next door, and go over to them. Its the parents. the girls stop ( :( ) and start doin the "she said" thing, the mother tells them to get in the van, and one of the girls goes nuts and rips into the other one with a mad combination, enough to make me glad I didn't go out there lol..
The dad rips her off the other one and pushes her back, and the mother yells at him "don't do that!" in a "aww my poor baby" tone..
they all get in the van and drive off. I look around, and most of the other neighbours are in their front doorways checking it out..

Before anyone asks, no I didn't get vid lol...
I'm not sure If i'd want these people living next door, could make for some interesting times tho :hihi:

hahahahahahahaha. . . . RALMFAO.

[trburnard]

WTF!!!

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11216113

[Jesk]

Originally Posted by trburnard

WTF!!!

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11216113

thats mount gambier (close enough to call it victoria) nah but it is full of ferals

[russxr67]

You South Aussies at it again.
Anyone watch that report on Sixty Minutes last night where the father and daughter are in a relationship? And ,they have a kid together!!!!

WTF??????????? :

[SPK-250]

Originally Posted by russxr67

WTF??????????? :

X2 i wanted to cry!

[blueoval]

Originally Posted by russxr67

You South Aussies at it again.
Anyone watch that report on Sixty Minutes last night where the father and daughter are in a relationship? And ,they have a kid together!!!!

WTF??????????? :

I watched it, and felt like bashing the tv at the same time. They should leave that crap in tassie. :

[fairmont1998]

Who's your Daddy....

Originally Posted by fairmont1998

Who's your Daddy....

GRAMPA! :

[290v]

Originally Posted by russxr67

You South Aussies at it again.
Anyone watch that report on Sixty Minutes last night where the father and daughter are in a relationship? And ,they have a kid together!!!!

WTF??????????? :

Yeh did see that and that is in the DEEP SOUTH

[V3RSAC3]

Originally Posted by 290v

Yeh did see that and that is in the DEEP SOUTH

fkin oaaath!!! ... but i think they were originally from Vic?? would explain it thou!

[V3RSAC3]

Originally Posted by fairmont1998

I know where you went wrong. Next time you come to Adelaide, stop hanging around the Elizabeth area. :P

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