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18-07-2005, 07:10 PM | #181 | ||
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Spose I might contribute to this thread, although mine is pretty dumb. It's from a South Park episode called Cartmanland, when Stan tried to sneak into Cartmans theme park by dressing in a different hat and wearing a band aid on his face. Cartman asks "who are you?" to which Stan replies "Mike Gayner." For some reason this really cracked me up. I use this name online in a few different places (so does my brother) and it's surprising how many people think Mike Gayner is my real name.
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18-07-2005, 09:16 PM | #182 | |||
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bugger stopping till saturday!
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18-07-2005, 09:46 PM | #183 | ||||
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Did you have to do that? Now they have their pride to defend! Damn you Megsy.
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18-07-2005, 10:24 PM | #184 | ||
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Young 'un, here's an inside tip for you, lure Laminge with food, preferably deep fried, have a family size bucket of KFC sent to his house every hour. That should distract him from the computer for a while. Casper you can send an industrial size can of coffee or even better a gift card from Starbucks, that will keep him awake, driving back and forth until the card runs out and the caffeine buzz wears off.
If you can't beat 'em, bribe 'em! :voldar02: /me goes into hiding for a while. :
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18-07-2005, 10:27 PM | #185 | ||
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well, IMHO this thread now rates in the "thread hall of fame"
GOLD!!!!! oh and u have a new sig young 'un the deep fried chicken is how seasoned with arsenic
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18-07-2005, 10:33 PM | #186 | |||
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ah sub-mission theres hope for you yet Young 'un albeit at the bottom of the tree . : |
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19-07-2005, 07:39 AM | #187 | ||||
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My turn to hide now. :
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19-07-2005, 07:46 AM | #189 | |||
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19-07-2005, 01:36 PM | #190 | |||
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That's the last time I try and help you Mr, now your just asking for trouble! And you had better hide... LAMINGE!!!.. CASPER!!! .. he's all yours!
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19-07-2005, 01:56 PM | #191 | ||
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He's not real bright actually. If he did his homework he'd realise that small amounts of arsenic (such as for seasoning chicken) is entirely safe and is actually a stimulent and known for being an aggresant.
It is actually known for doping horses for racing and was a common drug of the upperclass in the 1800's. It is even suspected that "Jack the Ripper" was a heavy user and it was infact part of the reason for his violent attacks living out his sick thoughts. So Young 'un, pass the arsenic please. Oh, and I'll be in Sydney from Wed to Fri this week... does anyone know if a tazer can be put in checked luggage?
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19-07-2005, 02:22 PM | #192 | ||
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you should be able to put it in your luggage, might have to do some paperwork but you won't need it before you can get it from the baggage return (it will take a while to track him done)
Bwe vwery vwery qwiet, wer'e hunting young'uns!
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19-07-2005, 02:28 PM | #193 | ||
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I'm sure if it's disassembled there shouldn't be a problem Casper. ;)
I was going to post the URL of the cop using the tazer on the drunk guy, then I re thought it and decided that Young 'Un can learn for himself what they can do. :hihi: Be sure and take some pics or mpegs' of Young Un's tazering for us. :evil_laug
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19-07-2005, 02:45 PM | #194 | ||
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Either that or if someone in Sydney can lend me a car battery, some stepup transformers, about 15 meters of copper wire and an asbestos glove I should be able to whip something up :P
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19-07-2005, 02:48 PM | #195 | ||
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And keep watching people for the next exciting episode of Caspers hunting party.
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19-07-2005, 02:51 PM | #196 | ||||
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19-07-2005, 02:52 PM | #197 | |||
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I think not! :thebirds:
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Oh well. If you would prefer mercury? You can't do much to me if you're mad as a hatter.
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19-07-2005, 02:56 PM | #199 | ||||
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Umm. Didn't think of that...
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19-07-2005, 07:41 PM | #200 | |||
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Keep on digging Young 'Un! Sorry, but it seems you're beyond saving now boyo!
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20-07-2005, 07:38 AM | #201 | ||||
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Hows about I just shoot him instead? Yes it does seem that I am screwed.
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20-07-2005, 07:44 AM | #202 | |||
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Dioxin?
Yeah... Dioxin. That'd stuff him up for sure.
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Botulin?
Hmm... Pretty good also.
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20-07-2005, 11:25 AM | #204 | |||
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Don't be messin' with a nurse now, ya hear?
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20-07-2005, 11:27 AM | #205 | ||
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20-07-2005, 11:45 AM | #206 | ||||
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Hahaha! Olestra! Does that mean we could no longer call him full of sh!t though? Does Mingy want a nice chippy?!
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20-07-2005, 11:51 AM | #209 | |||
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20-07-2005, 11:53 AM | #210 | ||
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YOUR LAST WARNING YOUNG 'UN
your are this close to being banned -----> <------ please for your own benifit drop this thread and NEVER visit it again i probably speak for most of the moderators/admins here if not good job..
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