royal sausages

**thefargo** · 29-04-2011, 01:20 PM

I'm not a royalist, by any stretch, however....
a trip to my local butcher this morning for some meat for a bbq, and he's made commerative sausages for todays royal wedding.
they are; pork, beef, mushroom and english mustard all in one.

without starting a debate about the quality of meat supermarket vs local butcher, this is the type of personal service that keeps us going back.
I think he's done it tongue in cheek!

zdcol71 · 29-04-2011, 06:37 PM

Mods.... please interject.... any thread involving discussion re Royal family is only going to be offal (a culinary term used to refer to the entrails and internal organs of a butchered animal) !!

Rodp · 29-04-2011, 06:39 PM

Sounds yum.

SEZ213 · 29-04-2011, 07:15 PM

Hrmmm, an interesting choice of ingredients...did they taste any good? That is the question?

castellan · 29-04-2011, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by thefargo

I'm not a royalist, by any stretch, however....
a trip to my local butcher this morning for some meat for a bbq, and he's made commerative sausages for todays royal wedding.
they are; pork, beef, mushroom and english mustard all in one.

without starting a debate about the quality of meat supermarket vs local butcher, this is the type of personal service that keeps us going back.
I think he's done it tongue in cheek!

Jolly good show what, you know the Windsor sausage! pip pip.

vztrt · 29-04-2011, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by thefargo

without starting a debate about the quality of meat supermarket vs local butcher, this is the type of personal service that keeps us going back.
I think he's done it tongue in cheek!

Or as most customers would be women that would do the shopping and they seem to actually care about this more then men.

shedcoupe · 29-04-2011, 10:18 PM

Gotta be a honeymoon joke in this somewhere .....

uranium_death · 30-04-2011, 12:10 AM

The only real comemorative sausage to make is a lot of bull **** covered in a condom...

Ford17 · 30-04-2011, 12:11 AM

I've seen green sausages made for St.Patricks day; so basically go run a party for a party's sake. Add a few coldies and it's always all good.

Seriously though; of those who are all for a Republic, who would honestly knock back a knighthood?

shedcoupe · 30-04-2011, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Forda

Seriously though; of those who are all for a Republic, who would honestly knock back a knighthood?

Me - even if there was the remotest chance that I'd be offered one.

(and Jack Thomson for president-for-life)

Ford17 · 30-04-2011, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by shedcoupe

Me - and Jack Thomson for president.

Only because ya retrieved ya mum's 1972 Cleo centerfold

However, 'Sir Shedcoupe' does have a nice ring about it, don't you think?

Trek · 30-04-2011, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by uranium_death

The only real comemorative sausage to make is a lot of bull **** covered in a condom...

Agreed entirely. Nothing more than exalted nobodies at best.

I have to admit, like others, my mind was in the gutter when I first read this thread title

shedcoupe · 30-04-2011, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Forda

Only because ya retrieved ya mum's 1972 Cleo centerfold

However, 'Sir Shedcoupe' does have a nice ring about it, don't you think?

Had a bit of a struggle to get it out of her cold, dead fingers - only to find the pages stuck together ....

and I don't need a knighthood to have a nice ring ....
(or so I haven't been told)

Just watched - http://www.abc.net.au/rage/archive/s3203941.htm

Friday, 29 April 2011

23:49pm

THE CHASER - Good Luck English Rose (ABC)

hilarious, and very naughty and bad

Interestingly enough, 'sir shedcoupe' is an anagram of 'chides poseur', 'crushed poise', 'specious herd', 'chops residue', 'seduce his pro', and 'iced horse pus'.

ouch - disperse

Cheerio Spuds

Ford17 · 30-04-2011, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by shedcoupe

Had a bit of a struggle to get it out of her cold, dead fingers only to find the pages stuck together ....

and I don't need a knighthood to have a nice ring ....
(or so I haven't been told)

Just watched - http://www.abc.net.au/rage/archive/s3203941.htm

Friday, 29 April 2011

23:49pm

THE CHASER Good Luck English Rose (ABC)

hilarious, and very naughty and bad

Sorry- didn't mean to upset your Mum - my apologies
BTW - your link didn't work.
You sure you wouldn't like being called 'Sir Shedcoupe'? Sounds very dignified; Sir!

shedcoupe · 30-04-2011, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Forda

Sorry- didn't mean to upset your Mum - my apologies
BTW - your link didn't work.
You sure you wouldn't like being called 'Sir Shedcoupe'? Sounds very dignified; Sir!

No problemo - the old girl was even more devo than I am.

The link was just to the ABC 'rage' playlist - google it if need be.

My friends call me Dwayne Dibley -

The ex said it was like living with Basil Fawlty (women are uneasy around unpredictable men) -

shedcoupe · 30-04-2011, 01:56 AM

Meanwhile, back at the sausage counter -

**thefargo** · 30-04-2011, 11:08 AM

if you are curious.. the sausages tasted good, the bbq went well, and I did not see any of the royal wedding, although it was difficult to avoid on television.

AndrewR_AUII · 30-04-2011, 11:56 AM

Too many of those sausages and you will be known as circumference.

grandpa_spec_F6 · 30-04-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by shedcoupe

Meanwhile, back at the sausage counter -

Daddy would you some sausages!?

well played sir!

Riksta · 30-04-2011, 01:33 PM

And I thought this thread was going to be about the new bride eating royal sausage!

shedcoupe · 30-04-2011, 01:36 PM

[QUOTE=Riksta]And I thought this thread was going to be about the new bride eating royal sausage!

The little girl can't stand the slurping noises.

You're awful Muriel.

V8 6I · 30-04-2011, 03:07 PM

Watch out for the blowies on the snag.

schnoods · 30-04-2011, 03:42 PM

Wouldnt mind playing hide the sausage with Middles.

Just about lost it with the Tom Green pic.

shedcoupe · 30-04-2011, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by schnoods

Wouldnt mind playing hide the sausage with Middles.

Just about lost it with the Tom Green pic.

Me too. The picture that is.

The new Mrs Saxe-Coburg-Gotha has a sister ......

SEZ213 · 30-04-2011, 04:24 PM

Jesus this has gone downhill...fast!

Good for a giggle but.

shedcoupe · 30-04-2011, 10:23 PM

Noticed that she had her lights on high beam when she got out of the car
(or I might have had a tear in my eye

)

Ford17 · 30-04-2011, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by schnoods

Wouldnt mind playing hide the sausage with Middles.

+ 1
Lucky guy Wills

Ford17 · 30-04-2011, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by shedcoupe

No problemo - the old girl was even more devo than I am.

The link was just to the ABC 'rage' playlist - google it if need be.

My friends call me Dwayne Dibley -

The ex said it was like living with Basil Fawlty (women are uneasy around unpredictable men) -

Hey All;

This fool, 'ShedCoupe', PM'd me to say he/she'd wanted a $200k payout for (not even) upsetting him/her; when he/she publically stated they were not upset (as per the above post).

WTF?

shedcoupe · 30-04-2011, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Forda

Hey All;

This fool, 'ShedCoupe', PM'd me to say he/she'd wanted a $200k payout for (not even) upsetting him/her; when he/she publically stated they were not upset (as per the above post).

WTF?

Geez mate, chill out a bit please. I sent you a PM saying that I was joking and you post this ?

Ford17 · 01-05-2011, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by shedcoupe

Geez mate, chill out a bit please. I sent you a PM saying that I was joking and you post this ?

And extortion is a joke, since when?