political correctness in our schools

Black XR6 · 29-04-2006, 06:47 PM

Political correctness is running rampant in our schools these days with the words to various nursery rhymes being changed. For instance, bah bah black sheep is now bah bah wooly sheep.

Kids are not allowed to be called boy or girl anymore such as good boy, it must now be good child. This is how all schools are now supposed to behave.

Somebody on another forum posted this version of waltzing matilda that will have to be adopted to conform to the rules

"Once a jolly swagperson temporarily halted by a water source
Under the shade of a Coca-Cola tree
And he or she sang as he or she watched and he or she waited till his or her kettle boiled using renewable solar power
"Will you consent to parambulate around the dance floor, Matilda, with me? Please?"

Down come an introduced livestock species to drink at the water source
Up jumped the swagperson and grabbed him or her or it with glee
And he or she sang as he or she shoved that introduced livestock species in his or her recepticle
"Will you consent to parambulate around the dance floor, Matilda, with me? Please?"

Up rode the illegally residing on crown land person mounted on his or her introduced livestock species of the equine variety
Up rode the Peacekeepers - one, two, three
"Where's that introduced livestock species you've got in your recepticle?",
"Will you consent to parambulate around the dance floor, Matilda, with me? Please?"

Up jumped the swagperson and jumped into the water source
"You'll never catch me alive " said he or she.
And his or her ghost may be heard as you pass by the water source,
"Will you consent to parambulate around the dance floor, Matilda, with me? Please?"

Political correctness is just going too far and I think they are doing more damage than good with all these changes.

**Falcon Coupe** · 29-04-2006, 07:10 PM

You have to be joking..............

MO · 29-04-2006, 08:23 PM

That is somewhat old and misquoted...I will not go into the whys and wherefores ...but solar power does not get a mention in the pc version of that.

As for the nursery rhymes ...long live baa baa BLACK sheep and catch a nigger by his toe if he squeals let him go.....and black golliwogs.

gozza · 02-05-2006, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by John McMaster

That is somewhat old and misquoted...I will not go into the whys and wherefores ...but solar power does not get a mention in the pc version of that.

As for the nursery rhymes ...long live baa baa BLACK sheep and catch a nigger by his toe if he squeals let him go.....and black golliwogs.

go the golliwogs mate

im only 20...they started phasing that out when i was like 10...maybe a few years before...there now called scallywags

**Polyal** · 29-04-2006, 08:29 PM

lol

I think this beats them all: you cant even call fairy penguins, fairy penguins, its LITTLE penguins!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloody poofs!

MO · 29-04-2006, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Polyal

lol

I think this beats them all: you cant even call fairy penguins, fairy penguins, its LITTLE penguins!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloody poofs!

I'm with you ......they're FAIRY PENGUINS!!!!!!!!

Bucket · 01-05-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by John McMaster

I'm with you ......they're FAIRY PENGUINS!!!!!!!!

No they're not fairy penguins, they're "Winged Midgets with a Beak"

Oh sorry..."Midgets" will upset the dwarf community :hihi:

4.9 EF Futura · 01-05-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucket

No they're not fairy penguins, they're "Winged Midgets with a Beak"

Oh sorry..."Midgets" will upset the dwarf community :hihi:

Vertically challenged flightless birds?

Bucket · 01-05-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 4.9 EF Futura

Vertically challenged flightless birds?

Thats better...hehe...
...maybe we should hold a forum in Parliament House, invite the colony of Vertically challenged flightless birds and ask them what they would like to be called? I love democrasy

And keep in mind...in all this...no one is asking the homosexual vertically challenged flightless birds their opinion...do they reserve the right to be called fairy penguins?

Mark^^ · 30-04-2006, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Polyal

Bloody poofs!

May be one day homophobia will also become taken over by the PC brigade. But I don’t think that will happen until children of the homophobes grow up gay or lesbian, and their parents then can reflect on how life is treating their own children and what life means when you are the victim of a phobic response.

Mark (poof,fairy, fag or what ever you want to call me)

MO · 30-04-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark^^

May be one day homophobia will also become taken over by the PC brigade. But I don’t think that will happen until children of the homophobes grow up gay or lesbian, and their parents then can reflect on how life is treating their own children and what life means when you are the victim of a phobic response.

Mark (poof,fairy, fag or what ever you want to call me)

Mark..chill sport...I have known and been related to those who the company of same sex they prefer it did'nt bother then nor does it now.

The only rule I apply is...I'm straight...I will socialise with you and be your friend...don't try and get me into your bed.

To each his own and give the pc the big flick.

Scott · 30-04-2006, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by John McMaster

The only rule I apply is...I'm straight...I will socialise with you and be your friend...don't try and get me into your bed.

Damn you must be HOT to need to set rules like that! Either that or you prefer to play at your place lol.

pertuan · 29-04-2006, 08:34 PM

If you cant call a fairy penguin a fairy penguin... what do you call a fairy of the winged and wand variety.

Black XR6 · 29-04-2006, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by pertuan

If you cant call a fairy penguin a fairy penguin... what do you call a fairy of the winged and wand variety.

Pixies I guess.

RG · 30-04-2006, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by pertuan

If you cant call a fairy penguin a fairy penguin... what do you call a fairy of the winged and wand variety.

A Tasmanian.

Outbackjack · 30-04-2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenEL

A Tasmanian.

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: Your not having a go at good ol Bob brown are ya????

Yummy Mummy · 29-04-2006, 08:43 PM

At my son's school, the girls don't wear dresses, but rather a feminine version of the summer shorts the boys wear, with the same polo tops as the boys. When the principal was questioned whether dresses would be introduced for the girls, it was abruptly shut down saying they don't want to differentiate between the sexes by clothing them differently. Supposedly, girls won't interact with the boys, play on the playground etc if they are wearing dresses.......wtf?

I grew up wearing dresses at school and I don't think we were disadvantaged.

M14A-Mclaren · 29-04-2006, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Yummy Mummy

At my son's school, the girls don't wear dresses, but rather a feminine version of the summer shorts the boys wear, with the same polo tops as the boys. When the principal was questioned whether dresses would be introduced for the girls, it was abruptly shut down saying they don't want to differentiate between the sexes by clothing them differently. Supposedly, girls won't interact with the boys, play on the playground etc if they are wearing dresses.......wtf?

I grew up wearing dresses at school and I don't think we were disadvantaged.

Bah! There is like 9 year olds out there with 'boyfriends' or 'girlfriends' because they hold hands at lunchtime, growing up too fast. At that age I probably thought the girls were a pain in the ***.

MO · 29-04-2006, 09:12 PM

YM if its gone that far what bloody hope for reality!!!!!!

Black XR6 · 29-04-2006, 09:13 PM

I remember reading a newspaper which reported on various shop owners having to take black golliwogs down from their shop windows because of complaints to police.

Citric GT · 29-04-2006, 09:17 PM

I used to take gollywogs to school in my lunchbox...now they're scallywags...the world is turning moofy

Black XR6 · 29-04-2006, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Citric XR6

I used to take gollywogs to school in my lunchbox...now they're scallywags...the world is turning moofy

Not the golliwogs snacks.

Golliwogs dolls, as in those painted black guys with the white lipstich. Those guys.

Though I do reckon golliwogs snacks will always be golliwogs to me.

Thats the same as coon cheese, werent they supposed to change their name? I see em in the supers now called coon still. They must have won some court case.

MO · 29-04-2006, 09:20 PM

Its time the majority took control again and shoved the pc idiots back into the jungle....lets see who survives there!!!!!!!

blackers10 · 29-04-2006, 10:56 PM

the news article was reversed the next day or so

and they had the leader of the gay and lesbian activist group or somthing on there

saying he has no idea what they are on about and that seaworld changed the "fairy name" of their own accord htinking the poofs may get offended(after 10000 years of no complaints mind you)

and he said im sitting here on my poof eating my fairy bread ..while thinking of the fairys at the bottom of the garden..

and then some other lady was on saying that she has black shoes.. black skirts.. why cant they call a naturally coloured sheep its colour.. BLACK..

Outbackjack · 29-04-2006, 11:46 PM

Political corectness, oh, F it all. I'm going to Borroloola (King Ash bay) later this week for a weeks fishing with 3 of the most politicaly in correct blokes I have ever met. Dont worry everyone we will solve the problems of this world and let you al know the answers when we get back. That is, if the crocs dont get us. Oh sh1t is fishing politically un acceptable now ..... jeeez i think we had better cancel.....

Peace all.

**TUF_302** · 30-04-2006, 02:04 PM

The world is a very messed up place these days!!

The Monty · 30-04-2006, 02:51 PM

Too many sorry people in the world. Soon the Mailman will be a personperson, and there will be no such thing as the BLACK SWAN, it will be called a rainbow, although not gay, but gay is ok, Swan. This world sucks, Im going back to my home planet of Venus (where the people with breasts[cant call them women]come from).

Scott · 30-04-2006, 03:04 PM

When I went to primary school, scratch & sniff undies were cool amongst the girls for a while. How the world has changed!

XBCoupeGuy · 30-04-2006, 05:45 PM

A friends daughter goes to primary school here in Adelaide and they are not allowed to use the word 'rubber'.

They must call it an 'eraser' otherwise they get detention. I kid you not!!!

How bloody stupid is that. All because a condom is known as a rubber.

It's about time all this ridiculous political correctness stuff get's the and we can stop being so concerned with such trivial stuff.

S3SR · 30-04-2006, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by XBCoupeGuy

A friends daughter goes to primary school here in Adelaide and they are not allowed to use the word 'rubber'.

They must call it an 'eraser' otherwise they get detention. I kid you not!!!

How bloody stupid is that. All because a condom is known as a rubber.

It's about time all this ridiculous political correctness stuff get's the and we can stop being so concerned with such trivial stuff.

exactly u almost gotta think about what u say and how u say it otherwise before u no it ur serving time for saying ba ba black sheep - what a joke and i got to live with this until i die