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View Poll Results: How sick in recent history
Missed a day or two of work 23 21.30%
Missed 3 to 4 days of work 15 13.89%
Missed 5 days of work 3 2.78%
More than 5 days of work 67 62.04%
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Old 11-05-2007, 08:24 PM   #11
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don't laugh . this is rather embarrasing but true . i got blue balls , and thought i had testicular cancer . i went to my local GP . who was off sick , and a lovely young indian doctor came out of the office and in i went , she had sparkiling green eyes . had a feel . and sent me for an ultrasound , all on the same day , a lovely 30 ish brunette had to apply gell to my nuts and rub the ultrusonic tool around my crotch.. then back to the indian doctor for the results . it turns out you can shoot backwards causing saw testicals . ohh well , at least it was all over in a day.

ohh and another embarrassing one just recently . flung my head back on the vinegar stroke , and hurt my neck . 2 days off work , and 9 days to fully recover , didnt bother trying to explain that one to the doc , on how i did it .
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