thursday funny

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got sent these jokes the other day

one day there was a women pregnant with triplets walking down the street passed the bank,
when a masked robber ran out of the bank and shot the women in the stomach 3 times,
fortunatly the babies where ok but the doctor couldn't operate because it was too risky. the lady ended up giving birth to 2 healthy girls and a healthy boy.
16 years later 1 of the girls came into thr room crying, "whats wrong" asked the mother, "well i was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out" replied the girl. the mother explained what happend 16 years ago.
then next week the other daughter came into the room with the same problem the mother explained what happened.
a week later the son came into the room in tears and the mother said "it's okay i know what happened while you were taking a tinkle." the boys said no " i was playing with myself and i shot the dog"


and i know it might be a bit soon for this 1

Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates
St Peter opens them and says ' Oh it's you Luciano, come on in. Squeeze through'.
Pavarotti says ' Hold on, I 've got an envelope for you, from the Pope.'
St Peter opens it up and reads it.
'HERE'S THAT TENOR I OWE YOU'