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burn out king
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: a.c.t
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my mate has a sticker on the back of his xr falcon saying this car was built when michael jackson was black
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Regular Member
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sydney
Posts: 45
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If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you.
If you can see my mirrors, show us your tits! == asking for trouble ..... I can't find it but a trucker got married recently and in the photo in the newspaper ... wife with shapely leg out the door next to leg was a sticker .... NO F@#$, NO RIDE I think she knew the rulez |
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Parts bin special
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Narre Warren, Vic
Posts: 8,276
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I had a fully sick "3TR FM" sticker and a dealership sticker on my car. Both are now gone and have been replaced by e-series owners club stickers on the quarter windows (which I put on the wrong way around
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Regular Member
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Nunawading, VIC
Posts: 76
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A customer of mine had two brand spanker Mercedes Benzes. Guess what sticker was on the back window of each car?
"My other car is a Mercedes". Gotta love it! |
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Regular Member
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 258
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It’s a bit arrogant, but I got a chuckle a few years ago when I saw a green e series falcon with a huge sticker plastered on the top of the rear windscreen that said something a long the lines of
Don’t like my driving, please email me at gof***yourself@eats***.com
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 706
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on my scharged xr8 ute i had "capa best blow job in town" written in about 10mm letters across the back window .just big enough to see when sitting behind it in traffic
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Regulator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 4,168
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What about all the youngish girls with playboy stickers on the rear window? or "Bad Kitty" etc
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Regards Bobby Current Cars: 2000 AU2 Fairmont (2019-current) 2003 BA1 Falcon Divvy Van (2017-current) 2009 VW Mk6 Golf 118TSi (2020-current) Previous Cars: 2003 MCX10R Avalon VXi (2017-2020) 1995 EF1 Falcon GLi (2016-2019) 1997 XH2 Falcon Van OPT20 (2016-2019) 2006 BF Fairlane Ghia (2013-2018) 2001 AU3 Futura (2010-2013) 1996 EL Fairmont (2008-2010) 2004 BA XR6 (2005-2008) 2001 AU2 Forte (2005-2006) 1988 EA Fairmont Ghia (2003-2005) 1984 AR Telstar TX5 Ghia (2001-2005) |
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Irregular member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 3,941
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It's funny when I see those Bad Kitty style cars and the female drivers sit so looooow in their seats. Don't know how they can drive. Once I saw this guy driving a VN or VP at a red light next to me and he had his seat so low and far back that he was looking over at me from behind the B pillar. It was so laughable.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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Regards Bobby Current Cars: 2000 AU2 Fairmont (2019-current) 2003 BA1 Falcon Divvy Van (2017-current) 2009 VW Mk6 Golf 118TSi (2020-current) Previous Cars: 2003 MCX10R Avalon VXi (2017-2020) 1995 EF1 Falcon GLi (2016-2019) 1997 XH2 Falcon Van OPT20 (2016-2019) 2006 BF Fairlane Ghia (2013-2018) 2001 AU3 Futura (2010-2013) 1996 EL Fairmont (2008-2010) 2004 BA XR6 (2005-2008) 2001 AU2 Forte (2005-2006) 1988 EA Fairmont Ghia (2003-2005) 1984 AR Telstar TX5 Ghia (2001-2005) |
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Adam.
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Garfield, Victoria
Posts: 2,652
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A mate of mine has a Patrol, next to the Rear Tow Hitch he has 'Insert Toyota Here ->'
I saw a couple today: 'Caution - Frequently Sideways' on a Tarago! 'We were Ripped, They told us it was a HSV' on a EF Wagon.
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Once PHASED.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Townsville
Posts: 972
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An old one..I'm a Mountin man and I love Mountin women..
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Saving for a Jet Car
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: richmond.nsw.au
Posts: 3,745
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I got this made for the Mrs Zooky, not offensive, but its the opposite to mine
I've not seen it on any other car to this day. ![]()
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,728
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Seen this on a WRX
"Gone V8 Hunting, Be Back In a Few Seconds" lol
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Parts bin special
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Narre Warren, Vic
Posts: 8,276
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Seen this today on an old Datsun 120Y, "0 to 100 in 15 minutes"
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Saving for a Jet Car
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: richmond.nsw.au
Posts: 3,745
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I saw one the other day, it was just crap.
May have already been posted. "JESUS SAVES, PASSES TO MOSES, SHOOTS HE SCORES"
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 3,150
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i had a big sticker across rear window of my EL i just sold (IF YOUR CATS MISSING LOOK UNDER MY TYRE) It was a present from my Daughter last birthday after running over her cat in the driveway, funny thing is i just killed her other cat 4 days ago after reversing over it too,in my new Magna.when she came home i just told her the truth this time and sh just shook her head and said i hate cats they are so dumb
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Hervey Bay QLD Great trades recently- GILMORE BOSSYONBIKE |
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 4,168
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Regards Bobby Current Cars: 2000 AU2 Fairmont (2019-current) 2003 BA1 Falcon Divvy Van (2017-current) 2009 VW Mk6 Golf 118TSi (2020-current) Previous Cars: 2003 MCX10R Avalon VXi (2017-2020) 1995 EF1 Falcon GLi (2016-2019) 1997 XH2 Falcon Van OPT20 (2016-2019) 2006 BF Fairlane Ghia (2013-2018) 2001 AU3 Futura (2010-2013) 1996 EL Fairmont (2008-2010) 2004 BA XR6 (2005-2008) 2001 AU2 Forte (2005-2006) 1988 EA Fairmont Ghia (2003-2005) 1984 AR Telstar TX5 Ghia (2001-2005) |
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2005
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Hervey Bay QLD Great trades recently- GILMORE BOSSYONBIKE |
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 1,252
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There is a sukuki swift at work with
"I wish I was a v8" on the back window, I found it quiet funny. |
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Melbourne, Victoria
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Campbellfield, Vic
Posts: 4,579
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A mate had one of those Vic police revenue raising "serve and collect" stickers on his car - with the proper vic police logo and all. Anyhow, the cops were visiting near where he worked, saw it, and peeled it off of his car!! ...
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A Bloke
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Far North Queensland, Australia
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"So I said ... lol ... get this, I said your girlfriend looks like a koala!" ![]() |
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Go Hard or Go Home
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Toowoomba, Queensland
Posts: 417
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I have no stickers on my car thats the way i'll be keeping it...the dual 3inches out back spell out anything i need to say
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I wish I was offshore....
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Moranbah, QLD
Posts: 372
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my brothers car, an 85 nissan patrol has got a big nismo sticker across the windscreen, and gtr bagdes on the side. Shock factor!!!
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Bundy on
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Townsville
Posts: 39
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Your faster
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Adapt or perish...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Dip!@#$
Posts: 7,954
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Speaking of those audio brand stickers...
I saw a green EF wagon up here with a Kenwood one plastered across his windscreen and a Pioneer one on his tailgate. I have a small Crossfire one which I'm not sure I wanna put on my ute now...
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Back in a Ford
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Central Australia
Posts: 2,620
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I once owned an XH with the factory dint installed!
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No Speed Limits on Fwys
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Ashwood
Posts: 344
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An old XC bomb that I had had:
Carefactor 0% on the front window.
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Parts bin special
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Narre Warren, Vic
Posts: 8,276
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Today on the way home from uni, I spotted a VN Commodore with Kingswood badges. WTF?
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Weekender 1964 US Falcon Futura convertible - Rangoon Red 260 Windsor V8, 4 speed manual, LHD, Electronic ignition, Mustang wheels https://fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11470868 Daily 2014 SZII Territory diesel - basic runabout Previous Cars 1990 EAII Fairmont Ghia - Tickford engine, 5 speed, SVO wheels, bodykit, much more 2000 AUII Fairmont - XR wheels, Ghia interior 2010 FG XR50T ute - XR8 bonnet, Streetfighter intake |
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