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Old 06-05-2006, 07:51 PM   #1
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my mate has a sticker on the back of his xr falcon saying this car was built when michael jackson was black
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Old 01-11-2006, 07:41 PM   #2
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my mate has a sticker on the back of his xr falcon saying this car was built when michael jackson was black


LOL! that is so funny! some people are geniuses! :evil_laug
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Old 06-05-2006, 08:27 PM   #3
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Old 06-05-2006, 08:17 PM   #4
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Old 06-05-2006, 08:20 PM   #5
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I had a fully sick "3TR FM" sticker and a dealership sticker on my car. Both are now gone and have been replaced by e-series owners club stickers on the quarter windows (which I put on the wrong way around : ). I know at uni there is a 67/68 Mustang (think it's a lecturer's car) which has the rear bumper plastered with bumper stickers. Looks crap. I hate bumper stickers with a passion.
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Old 06-05-2006, 08:31 PM   #6
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A customer of mine had two brand spanker Mercedes Benzes. Guess what sticker was on the back window of each car?

"My other car is a Mercedes".

Gotta love it!
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Old 06-05-2006, 08:31 PM   #7
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It’s a bit arrogant, but I got a chuckle a few years ago when I saw a green e series falcon with a huge sticker plastered on the top of the rear windscreen that said something a long the lines of

Don’t like my driving, please email me at gof***yourself@eats***.com
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Old 07-05-2006, 01:27 PM   #8
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on my scharged xr8 ute i had "capa best blow job in town" written in about 10mm letters across the back window .just big enough to see when sitting behind it in traffic
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Old 07-05-2006, 01:38 PM   #9
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What about all the youngish girls with playboy stickers on the rear window? or "Bad Kitty" etc
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Old 07-05-2006, 01:49 PM   #10
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What about all the youngish girls with playboy stickers on the rear window? or "Bad Kitty" etc
There's a pink Silvia in my area that has DADDY's LITTLE ANGEL written across its back window in pink font and always a young guy driving it.

It's funny when I see those Bad Kitty style cars and the female drivers sit so looooow in their seats. Don't know how they can drive. Once I saw this guy driving a VN or VP at a red light next to me and he had his seat so low and far back that he was looking over at me from behind the B pillar. It was so laughable.
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Old 07-05-2006, 09:52 PM   #11
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There's a pink Silvia in my area that has DADDY's LITTLE ANGEL written across its back window in pink font and always a young guy driving it.

It's funny when I see those Bad Kitty style cars and the female drivers sit so looooow in their seats. Don't know how they can drive. Once I saw this guy driving a VN or VP at a red light next to me and he had his seat so low and far back that he was looking over at me from behind the B pillar. It was so laughable.
LOL the standard commodore look, common in VL's, seat is in "sleep" position with one hand reaching out to the steering wheel.
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Old 07-05-2006, 03:46 PM   #12
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A mate of mine has a Patrol, next to the Rear Tow Hitch he has 'Insert Toyota Here ->'

I saw a couple today:
'Caution - Frequently Sideways' on a Tarago!

'We were Ripped,
They told us it was a HSV' on a EF Wagon.
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Old 07-05-2006, 03:59 PM   #13
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Old 07-05-2006, 04:14 PM   #14
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I got this made for the Mrs Zooky, not offensive, but its the opposite to mine

I've not seen it on any other car to this day.

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Old 07-05-2006, 04:19 PM   #15
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Seen this on a WRX

"Gone V8 Hunting, Be Back In a Few Seconds"

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Old 07-05-2006, 04:22 PM   #16
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Seen this today on an old Datsun 120Y, "0 to 100 in 15 minutes"
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Old 07-05-2006, 04:24 PM   #17
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I saw one the other day, it was just crap.
May have already been posted.

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Old 07-05-2006, 05:28 PM   #18
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i had a big sticker across rear window of my EL i just sold (IF YOUR CATS MISSING LOOK UNDER MY TYRE) It was a present from my Daughter last birthday after running over her cat in the driveway, funny thing is i just killed her other cat 4 days ago after reversing over it too,in my new Magna.when she came home i just told her the truth this time and sh just shook her head and said i hate cats they are so dumb
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i had a big sticker across rear window of my EL i just sold (IF YOUR CATS MISSING LOOK UNDER MY TYRE) It was a present from my Daughter last birthday after running over her cat in the driveway, funny thing is i just killed her other cat 4 days ago after reversing over it too,in my new Magna.when she came home i just told her the truth this time and sh just shook her head and said i hate cats they are so dumb
So why does she have cats if they hates them? That's just cruel.
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So why does she have cats if they hates them? That's just cruel.
ease up,she was just very disapointed in what id done,my daughter loves all animals.
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Old 08-05-2006, 09:20 PM   #21
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There is a sukuki swift at work with

"I wish I was a v8"

on the back window, I found it quiet funny.
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Old 07-05-2006, 06:33 PM   #22
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A mate had one of those Vic police revenue raising "serve and collect" stickers on his car - with the proper vic police logo and all. Anyhow, the cops were visiting near where he worked, saw it, and peeled it off of his car!! ...
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A mate had one of those Vic police revenue raising "serve and collect" stickers on his car - with the proper vic police logo and all. Anyhow, the cops were visiting near where he worked, saw it, and peeled it off of his car!! ...
Most likely felt it looked out of place and put it on their own vehicle! :
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I have no stickers on my car thats the way i'll be keeping it...the dual 3inches out back spell out anything i need to say
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Old 07-05-2006, 08:54 PM   #25
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my brothers car, an 85 nissan patrol has got a big nismo sticker across the windscreen, and gtr bagdes on the side. Shock factor!!!
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Old 07-05-2006, 09:32 PM   #26
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Old 08-05-2006, 12:51 PM   #27
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Speaking of those audio brand stickers...

I saw a green EF wagon up here with a Kenwood one plastered across his windscreen and a Pioneer one on his tailgate.

I have a small Crossfire one which I'm not sure I wanna put on my ute now...
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An old XC bomb that I had had:

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Today on the way home from uni, I spotted a VN Commodore with Kingswood badges. WTF?
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