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Old 11-05-2006, 05:00 PM   #31
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well thats put an end to my gloating about my new window sil cup holder, i broke out the big bucks and paid $2 for it at big w, thats right kiddies and i even got change......hmmm i guess it didnt stop me:p
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Old 11-05-2006, 05:01 PM   #32
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someone call him and ask if the rubber tyres were an option, because you dont get them very often?
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Old 11-05-2006, 05:03 PM   #33
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Its so fast I even beat myself at the lights
Better make sure you factor in cleaning of the upholstery when you make an offer.
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Old 11-05-2006, 05:15 PM   #34
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Better make sure you factor in cleaning of the upholstery when you make an offer.
Well he did mention one seat has a stain...
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Old 11-05-2006, 05:32 PM   #35
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FAST!! sportscar/waggon in performence condition, low k's for it. great GOLD wheels & rubber tires. You dont get this ofen.
Since when is a VN/VP a sportscar?
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Old 11-05-2006, 05:37 PM   #36
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Price $13,500 .. tell 'im he's dreamin'

Oh, but it has got 'rubber tires' as opposed to those el cheapo non-rubber tyres. :
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Old 11-05-2006, 05:38 PM   #37
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Is this guy relateted to Anna Nicole Smith..???? :nutsycuck
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Old 11-05-2006, 05:40 PM   #38
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Since when is a VN/VP a sportscar?
Ryan don't you just wish tools like this would be swallowed up and disappear :

but then again, you might be the disillusioned one since you didn't realise they were :evil_laug

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Old 11-05-2006, 05:50 PM   #39
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Ryan don't you just wish tools like this would be swallowed up and disappear :

but then again, you might be the disillusioned one since you didn't realise they were :evil_laug

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Yeah I wish idiots like this, would fall into a black hole and never return. :
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Old 11-05-2006, 06:02 PM   #40
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What a loser. But have a look where he lives, they all have buck teeth and wierd looking heads up there. And i'm pretty sure that they might be all interrelated, if you know what I mean.
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Old 11-05-2006, 06:05 PM   #41
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Might call Vido just to tell him how much of a turd licker he is. 100 bucks he answers the phone, "was up"...
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Old 11-05-2006, 06:15 PM   #42
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Someone call him.

Just gave our mate Vido a call.
He told me it even has seats that were made out of "soft stuff" to make it go FAST!!!!

Nah, good on him for taking the p*ss out of it.
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Old 11-05-2006, 06:28 PM   #43
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"great GOLD wheels & rubber tires. You dont get this ofen."

and to think, all this time i've been wasting my time with wooden tyres.
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Old 11-05-2006, 06:32 PM   #44
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Must be fresh of the boat from Sudan

leave the boy alone lol
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Old 11-05-2006, 06:51 PM   #45
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Old 11-05-2006, 07:04 PM   #46
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I think this guy is seriously taking the micky.

Funny ad though, I must say.
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Old 11-05-2006, 07:17 PM   #47
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I guess it just goes to show carsales dont read their adds they put up, or they will put up virtually anything.
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Old 11-05-2006, 07:25 PM   #48
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What a beast and talk about a conflict of interest. 'V6 commo wagons' and 'fast' shouldn't be mentioned in the same brethen.
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Old 11-05-2006, 07:38 PM   #49
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haha of course he's taking the mickey, you can read it a mile off.

"It is the bubble tint which looks very kewl" - lol!! wonder if it's the purple bubble tint..
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Old 11-05-2006, 07:38 PM   #50
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I think that guy is FULLY SIC and full of crap
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Old 11-05-2006, 07:44 PM   #51
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Thats a classic. Very funny. Good sense of humor. I hope
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Old 11-05-2006, 07:56 PM   #52
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Shoot him, shoot him now! :
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Old 11-05-2006, 07:58 PM   #53
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The word "fast" appears 18 times in that little speel.

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It is the bubble tint which looks very kewl.
Ooo... I want this special bubble tint too!!

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Hmm.. probably because he is most likely to cut people off and possibly cause a prang.
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Old 11-05-2006, 07:59 PM   #54
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thank god for fords
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Old 11-05-2006, 08:04 PM   #55
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well yes, but you can't say people haven't done some disgraceful things in the past with the blue oval too!

While we're on the topic of weirdo's, we were being hounded on the way to work yesterday morning by an asian dude in a VR/S executive, stock standard, with a MUGEN STICKER ON THE WINDSHIELD. I mean........ need i say more ?
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Old 11-05-2006, 08:12 PM   #56
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hahaha, in performance condition........ you could say 'thats gold'
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Old 11-05-2006, 08:16 PM   #57
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Sigh. Anyone who didn't realise this is a joke needs their balls removed.

I had a good laugh :
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Old 11-05-2006, 08:23 PM   #58
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Im suprised theres no mention of 'Habib' or his uncle...
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Old 11-05-2006, 08:24 PM   #59
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wounder if i could buy the spray can he use off him so i could use to throw at his head :hihi:
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Check out this car ad, I still haven't finished reading it, the laughter was hurting me too much. hope the thread works.


hmm, this brings me to the questions of what were YOU do looking at holdens for sale?
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