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When people quote themselves in Facebook statuses.
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Rest of the year I am fine, I would not wish sleep depravation on my worst enemy, worst thing out. Get it sorted. bloody plumber's......I don't know why I bother to call them in, cost me a fortune then stuff the job up...far better if I did the job myself.
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i hate leaving work at 11pm to find out you have no headlights, have highbeams and parkers but parkers stay on when you flick to headlights
geez i shouldve paid more attention in year 8 applied electrical classes off to the auto elecs i go tomorrow geez i hate that
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I guarantee you will wake up feeling like crap after a dose of sleepy tabs, better to minimise their usage to just enough to get by on. I tried some once, never again, I couldn't work, head was full of cotton candy, couldn't concentrate. maybe a "natural", less "harsh", relaxant would be better, tie this together with a "regime" of night time preparation methods. start to wind down around 7pm, no excitement, no stimulants after 8pm, dim the lights. no reading in bed, no tv in bed......do not get up during an "awake" session, lie there and force your body back to sleep. look at a "regular" schedule of, say, bed at 10.30pm......up at 8am......be strict. this helped me..........good luck.....not easy.
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What's the saying....."don't let them get ya!" The number of folks in your life is not important, the quality of folks in your life is. I wish someone would turn that bloody heater off......crikey.....enough is enough!
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not allowed to cut the sandwiches on the bench top now (she is watching).......so I cut them on the cutting board, okay fair enough........BUT
how the hell do I get the glad wrap under the sandwich and the cut sandwich off the cutting board without having tomatoes or cheese going everywhere. bloody tomatoes spilling out the side of the sanger as I try to transfer the sandwich then glad wrap sticking to itself..........Geez I hate that.
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Put the gladwrap over the top, hold hand on top of it, pick up board, flip it over. For you, flip it while over the sink in case tomato juice goes flying. See how that goes.
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I think the answer may lie in the size of the board.......at the moment we have one that is 2ft long by 18" wide by 3" thick solid Tassie hardwood, a lovely thing to behold but a very heavy piece of gear.
I'm working on a smaller version using offcuts from the Tassie Oak doors that I am also making, the cutting board MKII should only be 18"L X 12"W X 19mm thick. This I should be able to manhandle in the manner to which you describe, in theory it should work? why, should a pin dropped some 5 months ago by my wife in her sewing room end up in MY big toe out in the lounge room, some 30 feet away......where's the equality???
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ah! hah! thought about that one, but then how do you cut the sandwich without destroying the glad wrap?
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i dont cut my sandwiches at all, havent since i was a kid
we have the caterers roll of glad wrap that is 100 meters i think i sit the box down pull the glad wrap out to the length i want it and use the cutter on the box to zip it across and cut the wrap i then pick my sandwich up OFF THE BREAD BOARD lol and place it on the wrap and fold it over ive never cut on the kitchen top because our breadboard is always on top of the counter use it, give it a quick wipe down under the tap and then place it back on the counter
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Poppa, real men eat squares not bloody triangles !:peep wall
Cheers Vincenzo - I really do love the places this thread goes
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I thought he might have been cutting and wrapping for his kids like I am.
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Its obviously much easier to do what I do.......... "can you please make me a sandwich?"
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beware...... "she who has been subtly trained" may reek revenge upon her "trainer".
my "trainee" became aware of me snoozing yesterday and emptied the ice tray down the front of my trousers............damn near froze my dangly bits off.
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I love this thread so much here is a summary of topics so far
hard butter - relies visiting - invisible cars - inconsiderate neighbours - flat batteries - take away food containers - 1300 #'s - rude P plate drivers - stopping distance at lights - useless staff - car floor rubbish - lazy wives - bloody dogs - useless bosses - piddling fairies - elbow licking - useless parking - football news - dogs with balls - crusty vegemite rolls - gluten free diets - loud games / smelly feet / keep left - photo bucket - trains - cold showers - hungry teenagers - liars / self absorbed people / police - food thieving partners - whiners - inconsiderate parking - pooping dogs - shrieking wives - springs that have sprung - unsalted KFC chips - traffic blocking driveways - useless teachers / feral kids - portals to other dimensions in the back shed - barefoot lego walking - hungry caterpillars - disabled stickers - fiddly headlight globes - flatulence (smelly) / halitosis - ebay / computer updates - local councils / train boom gates - bruised knees / cracked iPhone screens - anime / cartoons - deaf husbands / mumbling wives - cleaning cars / Perth weather - bogans - Tom Waterhouse ads - incorrect weather forecast - crappy loo paper - 20 min price shoppers - set menus - short electrical cords - auto phone response - CAR PARK <------> TROLLEY BAY - shared restaurant bill - secret liquorice eaters - VN haters - food wasters - work muppets - angelic girl friends - jumbalaya / ring of fire - phone bills - late rising elderly - grumpy oldies - personal space invaders - missing grinder discs - diesel servo pumps - asian personal space - stick families - hoop jumping - AAMI car insurance - house share thieves - car accident rubberneckers - Joshua Dowling - glad wrap / no 6am coffee - cancelled trains / skinny footpaths / property managers - brown nosers - head colds - soccer playing ninja cats - left over food thieves - supa glue(d) to work bench - V8 car revers - wash car -> rain - being pudding less - geographically embarrassed home owners - cancelled trains - 4wd parking - maloo utes - floppy toilet seats - know it alls - car piddling - council whiners - loose clothing - rough loo paper - lying real estate agents - understanding women - pen thieves - control freaks - untimely sms messages - paid parking - email response to requested phone call - flat tyres - wayward golf shots - work phones - flying shrapnel - butter haters - elevator snobs - mongrel thieving ferals - door to door sales - lonely orchestral musicians - nosey neighbours - wire brushes - vomiting kids - paypal refunds - council rates - flu shots - working public holidays - dyslexic typing fingers - paper cuts - cyclists acting like pedestrians - late / non arriving deliveries - cyclist haters - haemorrhoids - unsanitary waiters / waitresses - smelly cattle trucks - Gmail - getting old - foul mouthed mine workers - shifters on nuts - Australia Post charges - toothpaste choice - useless secretaries - servo checkouts - bloody apprentices - sleepwalking kids - rude customers - tinea - sunday mechanics - estimated water bills - fake Gt ads - screwed up drive-thru orders - bad ads - Telstra service - medical non / misdiagnosis - Hardly normal ads - flying chewing gum - lazy property managers - recipe non sharers - broken condoms - non rewound videos - unrealistic bosses - cashless people - job interviews - crooked photo ads - by the book workers - self mutilation (knife) - snapped pan bolts - low doorways - working Sundays - missing baking ingredients - Mrs Smurf's mind changing - mates that aren't - drink straw / shovels - four breasted cyclists - non truth in advertising - non responding businesses - cold callers - chinese instructions - smart mouths - grey nomads driving ability - unprofessional trades - feral neighbours - gumby car parkers - drama queens - pushy / elitist parents - advertising using classic songs - green ants - getting sideswiped - unadjusted headlights - iTunes encoding - American spelling - early rising children - inconsiderate buyers - fast growing weeds - female intuition - holden threads - ebay policy changes - inability to use a roundabout - lying holden drivers - clean freaks - termites / having your wood bitten - unprepared roads - european appliances - short sink taps - free firewood ads - hardware store wood stocks - insomnia - glad wrap sandwich construction - and finally ice trays. For what it is worth special mention to the OP for his prolific postings, and JPBlue1000 for letting us know he still has an inability to lick his elbow. Cheers to all for an enjoyable thread - Vincenzo
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