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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oakleigh
Posts: 3,844
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Glen: hay peter, have you got a card for if you transfered VD to someone?
peter: ahhh yep sorry i accediently gave you VD glen: thats all ya got is accidental huh? alright ill take it Glen : i felt guilty once....but she woke up halk way throw family guy rules *peter laught* ehehehehehe :P |
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AU - YEA YOU!
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 270
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One of Peter's simplist quotes I think is the best:
Court Officer: "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God? Peter: "I do. You Bastard."
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#63 | ||
Regular Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 118
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one of the funniest episodes ever was when (i forget their names) the dad was teaching the daughter to drive.
"if you make eye contact with the other driver you gotta race em" "why" "i dont make the rules honey" HA! HA! HA!, true!, very true!. |
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#64 | ||
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Perth
Posts: 501
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hahaha im loving this pic as well.. greatest show on the planet !!
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#65 | ||
commodore bogan
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: east melb
Posts: 313
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dont no the names of the characters, but i thnk they are at a baseball game
bloke 1 "have a peice of gum" bloke 2 "sure" bloke 1 "hahaha" bloke 2 "whats so funny?" bloke 1 "thats joke gum, now your addicted to heroin" bloke 2 "hahaha........sooooo verrrry coooold" |
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#66 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 3,918
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Stewie: oooh lois! somebodys wearing their ovearies on the outside!
Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total . Guy on Airplane: "Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby." Stewie: "What did you just say?" Lois: "Stewie, stop fussing." Stewie: "Pipe down Lois." (Slaps guy on head) "Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, your my ." Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up." lol theres a few of my favs there, i watch it ever arvo on the comedy channel. |
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#67 | ||
Starter Motor
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 27
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Mrs Lockheart: Hows your oatmeal honey?
Mr Lockheart: You know, it tastes kind of different than usual. Oh my god there is a bear in my oatmeal!! Peter: Well that was embarrassing. Walking in on Loretta and Cleveland having sex. Brian: You know Peter, that wasnt uh.. Peter: You know for a large heavy set black guy Cleveland's got a cute little white ***! Last edited by w0lf; 25-07-2005 at 02:58 AM. |
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#68 | ||
Sublime
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wagga
Posts: 2,029
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for all you family guy fans, check out this site:
http://familyguy.toiletstall.us/ its got a load of movie snippets from the show >> some classics! small downloads aswell (around 2mb each)
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#69 | ||
...fairly odd
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: mcdonalds college of hamburger knowledge
Posts: 901
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tv show host;
the last thing your husband would ever give you is BLANK wife; ahh a little spending money? tv show host; no sorry thats incorrect, the correct answer was "the antidote" AHAHAHA meg; hey brian youve lost sooo much weight, you have to tell me your secret!!! brian; PUT DOWN THE FORK HONEY! FACE! lol.
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1992 EB Falcon 5.0 V8. mods; dust, dirt, cobwebs, scratches, trolley dents, dented bonnet, gutter scrapes, rattly exhaust, and floor mats.
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#70 | ||
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oakleigh
Posts: 3,844
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lois: joe your slipping
joe: pretend im your child lois *joe slips from lois hands more* joe: NOT MEG! NOT MEG!!! |
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#71 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 3,918
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*peter changes stewies diaper*
stewie: NO NO NO YOU IMBESILE!! THATS NOT TALCOLM POWDER!! THATS PAPRIKA!! AHHH |
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