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Old 21-04-2005, 11:53 AM   #31
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The good guy never locks his car and it's always there when he returns to it.

The car keys are always kept above the sun visor.

Everyone can hot wire a car and the steering lock miraculousy releases by itself.

A switchblade knife will always turn the ignition switch.

A car will always explode if driven over a cliff.

A nice set of rims will always turn into stock steel rims just before the car explodes
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Old 21-04-2005, 12:02 PM   #32
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The good guy never locks his car and it's always there when he returns to it.

The car keys are always kept above the sun visor.

Everyone can hot wire a car and the steering lock miraculousy releases by itself.

A switchblade knife will always turn the ignition switch.

A car will always explode if driven over a cliff.

A nice set of rims will always turn into stock steel rims just before the car explodes
yep right on. pretty much summed it all up
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Old 21-04-2005, 11:19 PM   #33
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From the movies I've seen the girls only have sex in high heeled shoes :

And I have many more but I am afraid I am invading a clean threat. Sorry :
Mmm, so thats my problem. I need to get rid of my thongs (on my feet : )

All the babies born in movies are perfectly clean on arrival and about six months old :
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Old 22-04-2005, 12:01 PM   #34
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All the babies born in movies are perfectly clean on arrival and about six months old :
Hahahahah! so true :hihi:
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