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Old 09-01-2007, 10:28 AM   #1
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A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday.
When he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody
law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree
possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt
beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with
her.

When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge
took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English
Cricket Team,who the boy firmly believes are "not capable of beating
anyone."

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Old 09-01-2007, 04:17 PM   #2
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Best Ashes related joke i've heard yet!, but theres another thread on Ashes jokes
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