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Old 07-02-2007, 10:21 AM   #1
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Exclamation A VERY BRAVE MAN WROTE THIS!!!!! (Now he's dead!)

A VERY BRAVE MAN WROTE THIS!!!!! (Now he's dead!)

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Son asked his mother the following question:
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies,
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white."

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Old 07-02-2007, 10:27 AM   #2
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Haha nice, but thank goodness for stainless steel.... :P
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:40 AM   #3
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hahahahaha, thats funny...



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Old 07-02-2007, 10:40 AM   #4
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Hahaha nothing usually makes me laugh out loud at this hour!
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Old 07-02-2007, 10:44 AM   #5
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That jokes older than the steam train...
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Old 07-02-2007, 02:37 PM   #6
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That jokes older than the steam train...
Still funny though!!!
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