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07-02-2007, 10:21 AM | #1 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
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A VERY BRAVE MAN WROTE THIS!!!!! (Now he's dead!)
A braver one that forwards it??????? - (R.I.P.) Son asked his mother the following question: "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white." |
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07-02-2007, 10:27 AM | #2 | |||
I love AU XR8s
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Gold Coast QLD
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Haha nice, but thank goodness for stainless steel.... :P
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Want more info on our club? fpvxrqldinfo@gmail.com or see our Club Section My Garage: AU II XR8 Sedan "Lil T" Hyundai i30 SR yeah baby! |
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07-02-2007, 10:40 AM | #3 | ||
XR5TBO
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: LEETON, NSW
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hahahahaha, thats funny...
flamesuit on.
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07-02-2007, 10:40 AM | #4 | ||
Shoot.
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 4,909
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Hahaha nothing usually makes me laugh out loud at this hour!
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20V Turbo |
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07-02-2007, 10:44 AM | #5 | ||
Secret Sleuth
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Sydney
Posts: 306
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That jokes older than the steam train...
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BF Mk2.5 XR6 Turbo |
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07-02-2007, 02:37 PM | #6 | |||
Purveyor of filth
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Melbourne
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