How dry is it in Aust??

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That new cars come with windscreen wipers as an optional extra. - Helen Giblin


That Telstra has leased the underground pipes from Sydney Water. - Mick Harrold


That the Bulldogs have tendered to build an Oasis in every Local Government Area. - David Goodwin


That the Gardens coming up Rehydrangas - Michael Blakeney


That Jesus turned the wine into water - from the Senior R Literacy Class of Our Lady of Loures in Seven Hills


That the chooks are laying powered eggs - Sylvia Monstead


That we are having to hand feed the rocking horse. - Stuart Tremain


That couples are fighting over ‘the wet patch’. - Greg


It’s dry in Sydney you can no longer find any wets in the Liberal Party. – Mark Fitzgerald


That pubs are only advertising damp T-shirt competitions. - Col Hallett


That sea lions now have manes. - Amy Brasier, age 12


that Philip Ruddock says that when the boat people threw their children overboard it was so they could walk to Australia. - Tony Manning


they’re not painting the Harbour Bridge – they’re moisturising it! - Amelia Powys


that I am driven to seek the wisdom of people who came down in the last shower. - Mark Smith


everyone is now an expert – because you can’t find anyone who is wet behind the ears. - Darren Strachan


even the kettle doesn’t get a good head of steam. - Rhonda Horin


that I saw someone wringing out a dead dingo’s private part. - Andrew Deacon


that the harbour tunnel has stopped leaking. - Bronwyn Deacon


that drivers of convertibles are going through car washes just to collect water for their gardens. - Chris Klein


that the fish have taken up smoking. - Nicholas Warren


that the Government has introduced a water pistol buyback scheme. - Craig Mcbriarty


that thieves are siphoning off radiators instead of petrol tanks. - James Williams


That HIH Insurance has come out of liquidation. - Michael Farrar


That Gough is no longer alone as he strolls across the harbour. - Jennifer Campbell


That all the bottom of the harbour tax schemes are re-surfacing. - Tatiana McCarthy


That I saw two trees fighting over a dog. - Brian Manahan


That all the Baptists have become Anglicans. - Jim Ramsey


That the Manly Ferry has been given wheels. - Gordon Laffan


That no-one bothers with the harbour tunnel anymore. - Michael Blakeney


That all the dogs are marking their territory with chalk. – Max Benness


That when my daughter feinted it took three buckets of sand to bring her around. - Trevor Sewell


That I’ve sent my indoor plants out on agistment. - Bob Vine


That I’ve sent my clothes horse out on agistment


That some of the 4WDs in Double Bay have actual dust on them. - Kathy McRae


That the team from TV’s Ground Force are doing backyard makeovers WITHOUT water features. - Peter Jones


That all the Kiwis in Bondi are heading back home ….on foot. - Peter Jones


That everyone’s moving to Melbourne (Nah..nothing’s THAT dry).- Peter Jones


That when I walk the dog, the trees follow us around. - Michael of Bexley


That when Grandma’s eyes started to water, we collected the run-off to water the Garden. - David Potter


That the Godolfin Stables have entered three camels in next year’s Sydney Cup. - David Potter


That are ½ acre block has shrivled to a ¼ acre. - Vic Newton


That I saw Moses down at Centrelink - Silvia Jackson


That “he’s a real drip” is now a compliment. - C Thwaite


That I typed ‘Water” into Google and it came up ‘No Result” - Rod Sumner


That recycling is getting ridiculous – I water my lawn as I was wash my car with the water from the washing machine that came from this morning’s shower. – John Ashcroft


That I’m growing dried flower arrangements. - Glynnis Lapham


The Real Estate Agent has changed Harbour Views to Puddle Views & the Manly Ferry had been given Wheels - Gordon Laffan


My cat is grooming itself with a dust buster - John Ashcroft


I'm training the goldfish to walk - Andrew Murray


Year old frogs have haven't yet learn't to swim - John Walker