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24-03-2007, 11:40 AM | #1 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I know you guys will flame me again about posting fast food, but this is crazy !!!
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24-03-2007, 11:59 AM | #2 | ||
Audi S3
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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24-03-2007, 12:04 PM | #3 | ||
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Mmmmmm burger................
Needs more cheese. |
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24-03-2007, 01:42 PM | #4 | ||
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I'll take 2, should have worked up enough of an appetite to eat the burger by then...
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24-03-2007, 02:34 PM | #5 | ||
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Reminds me of this cut down version of the words to "Cows with Guns"
Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry Cows well done We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die Cows with guns Black smoke rising, darkening the day Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die Cows with guns The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef Cows on buns |
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24-03-2007, 03:24 PM | #6 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: WA, Perth/ Pilbara
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****** the burger, I’ll have the nurse LOL
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24-03-2007, 03:40 PM | #7 | ||
Banned
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Location: Castlemaine, Central Vic
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QUADRUPLE BYPASS BURGER
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/quadruple_bypass.htm lol....... Give me fish n' chips anyday!!!!! |
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24-03-2007, 04:32 PM | #8 | ||
Force Fed Fords
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Location: Lysterfield
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Wheres this burger you guys are talking about?
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24-03-2007, 05:25 PM | #9 | ||
Fordless
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Location: Sydney
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mmmm tasty
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24-03-2007, 05:39 PM | #10 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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To eat it or not to eat it ?, it would be a hard call
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25-03-2007, 12:38 AM | #11 | ||
carefactor zero
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where's the beet root ?
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25-03-2007, 12:48 AM | #12 | |||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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25-03-2007, 01:01 AM | #13 | |||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Alright then, it’s not exactly holy, but it might as well be a cow. A grilled cow with cheese and bacon in a bun. “Would like like fries with that?” “No thanks, just a coronary bypass please.” That’s what you will probably need after eating one of these burgers. Hungry Jacks (Burger King) calls it the The BK Quad Stacker. This is what you are in for: Four beef patties Four slices of cheese Eight rashers of bacon No lettuce No sauce On two buns Followed by a quadruple bypass Mmmm…I can just imagine that burger churning in my stomach right now, while my heart valves tremble with anticipation. The damage? 68 grams of fat 1.8 grams of salt Heaps of sugar Heaps of other interesting chemicals Adds up to about 1000 calories. Yum! Sets you back $12.90 For the discerning meat lover, there’s Heart Attack Grill, “Home of the Double Bypass Burger”. I kid you not. They specially cater for those people who have already accepted their fate and want to enjoy a hearty meal of cow-in-a-bun before the inevitable heart bypass. With menu choices such as “Single Bypass Burger“, “Double Bypass Burger“, “Triple Bypass Burger“, “Quadruple Bypass Burger” and “Flatliner Fries“, it would be a scientific anomaly if they didn’t have to follow through with a medical procedure corresponding to the burger they ate. If they find it a problem to move after eating one of these huge burgers, wheelchairs are available. Unfortunately, these giant burger options are only normally available in U.S. burger joints at the moment. I can’t wait till the day when Australia has these burger sizes added to the menu. Actually, why wait? Beat the rush. Just go down to the local Maccas or Hungry Jacks and ask for a custom burger with the contents described above. I’m sure they will oblige. However, I’m not sure if the ol’ ticker will oblige though. Bon appétit! |
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25-03-2007, 01:44 AM | #14 | |||
HSV - I just ate one!
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25-03-2007, 01:55 AM | #15 | ||
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Havent we seen this before... There has already been a "massive cheeseburger thread" with pics from memory.
Anyways, I dont think you will get flamed. I think your thread will get locked though, because it does not really contribute all that much... have a look at the quality of posts sticky above...
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25-03-2007, 01:55 AM | #16 | ||
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If ever there was proof that fast food rots your brain, this thread is it.
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