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Old 20-05-2007, 04:05 AM   #1
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Just found this funny as Translator...It will translate almost all websites into 'Rizzle speak... :

FF.com.au Fo' Rizzle!

LS1.com.au Ma' Nizzle!

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Holden has releazed special edition Commodore SVZ Ute n Wagon models offer'n key extra features n weed-smokin' value fo` money fo' sheezy.
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Old 20-05-2007, 10:06 AM   #2
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Welcome to the Year 2000...
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Old 20-05-2007, 10:08 AM   #3
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agreed! same as the old 1337 convector websites lol... :togo:
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Old 20-05-2007, 10:09 AM   #4
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hahah thats funny as!
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Old 20-05-2007, 10:09 AM   #5
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any chance of finding a website to convert sms postings to English?
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Old 20-05-2007, 10:11 AM   #6
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LOL! now that would be a very good idea cheif!
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Old 20-05-2007, 10:19 AM   #7
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Love it... !

Makes today's news almost entertaining..

Herald Sun Dawg....
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Old 21-05-2007, 10:43 AM   #8
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Funny as , check out the description gor ORSM car club.
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Old 21-05-2007, 10:49 AM   #9
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BAHAHAHA! Thats the description for DOC's auto care!
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Old 21-05-2007, 12:04 PM   #10
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Brotha mobbin' at change - PM

AUSTRALIANS is ridin' a change of government n it will be very hard fo` tha Coalition ta win tha election, Prime Drug Deala John Howard says cuz its a doggy dog world.
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Old 21-05-2007, 12:53 PM   #11
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AUSTRALIANS is ridin' a change of government n it will be very hard fo` tha Coalition ta win tha election, Prime Drug Deala John Howard says cuz its a doggy dog world.
Brilliant!!!

Most insightful political commentary this year!!!
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Old 21-05-2007, 01:03 PM   #12
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Taken from News.com.au/perthnow

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TERRORISM supporta David Hicks does not intend fight'n any move fo` a control playa ta be taken out against him afta he is releazed frizzay jail, his Australian lawya said today like a tru playa'.
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Mr Howard refused ta comment on whetha tha Government would assess tha impact of tha ads on focus groups . Snoop dogg is in this *****.
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Old 21-05-2007, 01:45 PM   #13
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Damn funny that. Had me cryin. Ma shizzle...
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Old 21-05-2007, 09:18 PM   #14
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lol thats funny as

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A CANBERRA dawg dawg will appear in court wanna be gangsta allegedly rid'n his motorcycle at 220km/h in a 100km/h zone . They call me tha black folks president.

The 41-year-old Florey dawg was accused of doggy stylin' a Honda CBR 1000cc motorcycle at 221km/h in on Uriarra Road jizzy outside Canberra yesterday afternoon ***** *** nigga.

He would appear in ACT Magistrizzles Court at a dizzy ta be determizzle po-po said.
Rofl at doggy stylin the CBR:P
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Old 21-05-2007, 10:10 PM   #15
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How about these gems from the 300 movie wikipedia plot description

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"Persians! Come and get them!"
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"Persians ya dig?! Come n git thizzay!"
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"Theron agrees to help, but demands that Gorgo submit sexually to him; Gorgo reluctantly consents to his advances."
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". Theron agrees ta help, but demands tizzy Gorgo submit sexually ta him; Gorgo reluctantly consents ta his advances . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay."
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