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Old 10-01-2005, 03:44 PM   #1
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Subject: BEER
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, party goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large, what the kids call "kegs". "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a long-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and the predatory female offers sex. Please! Forward this warning to every male that you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
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Old 10-01-2005, 03:47 PM   #2
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Im willing to be submit myself as bait to catch these sexual predators.
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Old 10-01-2005, 03:55 PM   #3
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I myself have been a victim to this date rape drug on a number of ocassions.
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Old 10-01-2005, 04:47 PM   #4
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Indeed, shady memories and having to chew your arm off next morning are common side effects of this drug. I urge all men to exercise caution when the offerer of beer clearly does not exercise herself. :
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Old 10-01-2005, 05:01 PM   #5
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the weird al song, "9 Coronas" comes to mind.
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:34 PM   #6
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/coronas.shtml

ehehe...that one?
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:40 PM   #7
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Hahaha nice :

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Old 10-01-2005, 06:43 PM   #8
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hehe... love that song.
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Old 10-01-2005, 07:40 PM   #9
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thats a cracker! hahahah
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Old 11-01-2005, 02:13 AM   #10
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moved to the bar ;)
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