Job ad goes slightly wrong

[bigev]

Haven't seen this on the forums yet.

I assume it is geniune. To save you some time, read the bullet points:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/11/it_developer/

[Bmobile]

I thinks the person they will be replacing placed the ad

[Rodp]

I think they're reaching with that add. They're looking for an experienced IT person, they've spent years being rogered. :(

[cs123]

Classic

[ST]

Probably the one time i'd actually enjoy interviewing somebody for a job. Wonder if they had anyone 'intelligent' enough to actually apply after reading the criteria?

[alecrain]

they are not that fussy- they didn't specify if they want a blond, brunette or a red-head

[Cam]

Originally Posted by Rodp

I think they're reaching with that add. They're looking for an experienced IT person, they've spent years being rogered. :(

What he said..

[Dave_Obsession]

Originally Posted by alecrain

they are not that fussy- they didn't specify if they want a blond, brunette or a red-head

[ST]

Originally Posted by alecrain

they are not that fussy- they didn't specify if they want a blond, brunette or a red-head

Given who would read the prerequisites and actually apply i'd say they only had one hair colour in mind. ;)

[grandpa_spec_F6]

So since they are an "equal opportunity employer".... and as long as I 'met the criteria', I could still get the job?

Someone is getting fired over that one for sure :P

[buggerlugs]

Well, as long as you have a "Twat " !!!

[Fev]

hahahah nice. I think the creator's a bit disgruntled!

[sgt_doofey]

I don't think my man boobs are quite that size yet. Can't apply then.

[AUbigfoot]

haha that is classic!

[XR6_661]

I like how it's just snuck in there.

You'd be suprised at how many people would miss it as well!

[uranium_death]

Well, I'm out...

[GTpilot]

Originally Posted by sgt_doofey

I don't think my man boobs are quite that size yet. Can't apply then.

lol, so you have a "tight twat" do you???

[big-e]

I think I will be doing everything I can to get a job at that company...... think of what all the people that work there look like.
Love it

[CAMS290]

I wonder if John Luff the owner of Borders is aware of the ad, I can see some ***** being kicked.

[myxr6]

I like the bit at the bottom of the ad , applicants must be prepared to undergo a strip search to make sure they meet the requirements.

[Coogs289]

back to normal now :( lol

[Mr Hardware]

Originally Posted by grandpa_spec_au

So since they are an "equal opportunity employer".... and as long as I 'met the criteria', I could still get the job?

I don't think manboobs count

[grandpa_spec_F6]

Originally Posted by Mr Hardware

I don't think manboobs count

Well I may be out, however you sir, ... no, wait... I can't call you that

Slightly off topic, but why does every damn person in brisbane want a "female professional" as a housemate, sweet jesus, im so tempted to just rock up in a dress holding a briefcase, talk about discrimination!

[Rodp]

Originally Posted by grandpa_spec_au

Slightly off topic, but why does every damn person in brisbane want a "female professional" as a housemate, sweet jesus, im so tempted to just rock up in a dress holding a briefcase, talk about discrimination!

Female professional sounds like another name for clean freak.

[burnz]

fake; the phonenumber is liverpool area with too many numbers.

[JC807]

viral marketing perhaps? most dudes will get a laugh out of this, and perhaps Border Express will gain a few customers.

[FGII-XR6]

asking for a female professional has risks as you could call a hooker a professional ( after all in sport a professional is somone who gets paid)

Originally Posted by Rodp

Female professional sounds like another name for clean freak.