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Old 03-10-2005, 04:22 PM   #1
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Talking Kate Moss (joke)

kate moss was at a recent premiere trying to salvage what was left of her career, after a few drinks kate headed off to the toilet on her way she bumps into a rather tall man this being jeremy clarkson. kate says " hey i know you , what is it you do again " jeremy says " i do top gear " to which kate moss says " thats right , i will take 3 ounces please "


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Old 03-10-2005, 04:30 PM   #2
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haha thats really $hit!
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Old 03-10-2005, 06:00 PM   #3
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haha thats really $hit!
yeah im with stoopid' on this one
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Old 03-10-2005, 07:16 PM   #4
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I am laughing cos its crap.

Man thats a bad joke.
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Old 03-10-2005, 07:26 PM   #5
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hmmm...

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Old 03-10-2005, 07:30 PM   #6
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I think it's funny, but I'm not sure...

Who is Jeremy Clarkson...?

**Awaits ridicule**
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Old 03-10-2005, 07:38 PM   #7
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he does a UK car review show called Top Gear, its a cool as show
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