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14-10-2005, 10:01 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for The
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being A little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
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14-10-2005, 04:55 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Geez Kev you really been gettin the baby type ones out lately, keep em comming. Luvem
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Oh God that is so very wrong... love it!
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14-10-2005, 09:09 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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Most of the things i have posted are sent to me from friends, obviously we have a new born bub so that is the reason for sooky things, i am an affectionate person, what can i say .
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14-10-2005, 09:20 PM
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Beware of mood swings!
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LMAO! :hihi:
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1993 EBII GLi Auto, 4.0L MPI rebuilt by JMM, JMM Dev1 kit, JMM Hi Flow Cat, still to hit the quarter mile. :Up_to_som
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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Beware of mood swings!
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14-10-2005, 09:42 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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"Fine" now everybody knows im nieve, i can get that back when "doh" doh doh count me mates on one hand, doh doh doh,
and "lmao" whos laughin now, whoops just wee'd me pants. !!!!!!!!!!
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