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25-10-2005, 08:51 PM
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Giddy up.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Kramerica Industries.
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Little Johny had a class assignment to find out and put the word "Contagious" in a sentence,
So in class the teacher say's to her student's "who has done their assignment" everbody put's their hand's up, "pick me" "pick me" they all say, "little suzzie", say's the teacher, " well I went to a hospital and alot of patient's have contagious disease's" say's little suzzie, "well done, now who's next, how about you little harry" say's the teacher, " well they have alot off contagious disease's over in the 3rd world country" say's little harry, Well done, now how about you little Johny" say's the teacher, " well I was driving with my dad on the weekend and we seen a truck full with apple's roll on the hwy, and my dad said ' It's gonna take some c#*t age's to pick that up!!!!!!!!!!!!!. |
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25-10-2005, 08:56 PM
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LPG > You
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
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 :Its funnier if you imagine the experssion on the teacher's face afterwards...  :
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25-10-2005, 08:58 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Bundoora
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lol
Reminds me of the "urinate" one where johnny says to his teacher "Miss, urinate, but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten!" |
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25-10-2005, 09:12 PM
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XA coupe owner
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Teacher:Little johnny why have you not handed your homework in?
Little johnny:Sorry miss but my dad was badly burned and I was busy. Teacher: I hope he is allright johnny. Little johnny: Not really miss they dont F**k around at the crematorium. |
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25-10-2005, 09:21 PM
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AS IT SAYS.....
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IN THE SCRUB
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I like this little Johnny...
A salesman knocks on the door of a suburban house, the door opens and here's little johnny, big fat cuban cigar hangin from the side of his gob, dads finest scotch under the left arm and a big titted hooker under the right. The salesman looks down at him, peering in and asks "Are your parents home son?" "Do's it f#$^ing well look like it" johnny replies. |
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26-10-2005, 01:07 AM
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Has Blue Blood
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 1,551
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The teacher thinks of a way to get her students to pay more attention during week, buy giving the Person with a correct answer to the question 1 hr before school is out on friday arvo's! the person who can answer the question correctly , about something they learned during the week , gets to go home early !
1st week , the question is how many million people live in Australia ! Johnny cant remember the answer and little jenny gets the it right, straight away ! She gets to go home early! 2nd week , the question is what is the U.S. presidents fathers name ? Johnny is realy ****ed off cause he cant remember . Little Joe gets it right so he goes home early ! 3rd week , The teacher settles the class and just before she askes the question , Johnny chucks a dozen maltessers rolling on the floor ! The teacher looks at the class and says " Who is the comedian with chocolate balls ? Quick as a flash Johnny shouts out " EDDIE MURPHY , MISS , See ya monday !!!" and runs out the door ! :hihi:
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