Nastiest paid Jobs - Page 2

Interceptor · 12-02-2025, 06:39 PM

I've worked with two blokes who had absolutely zero sensitivity for bad smells

One used to work in the funeral industry, reckoned after picking up a couple of decomposing bodies, nothing else really smelled that bad.

The other was a diesel fitter who funded his speedway racing hobby by welding up compactor trucks on weekends.

Tonz · 12-02-2025, 09:03 PM

decomposing bodies, nothing else really smelled that bad. yup that would it, been there done that

**Captain Stubing** · 12-02-2025, 10:04 PM

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decomposing bodies, nothing else really smelled that bad. yup that would it, been there done that

A couple of years ago I got a 'joke' award for attending the most dead person with the most living organisms on it. A person who'd hung himself, and then overtaken by flies/maggots. It was disgusting, but just a repeat of more events before then.

A few times I've pulled bodies out of their 'destiny' to have their skin pull off in my hand. I decided not to do that anymore.

Tonz · 12-02-2025, 10:10 PM

we're you ambulance? or what

**Captain Stubing** · 12-02-2025, 10:21 PM

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we're you ambulance? or what

Forensics

Itsme · 12-02-2025, 10:24 PM

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A couple of years ago I got a 'joke' award for attending the most dead person with the most living organisms on it. A person who'd hung himself, and then overtaken by flies/maggots. It was disgusting, but just a repeat of more events before then.

A few times I've pulled bodies out of their 'destiny' to have their skin pull off in my hand. I decided not to do that anymore.

I can quite understand what you are saying, I feel sorry for people attending accidents, I once had a career in the railways, 11 years of attending electric train accidents witnessing the horror of bodies, last one involving young brother & sister, this was the one that pushed me over the edge, how people can believe in God is beyond me.

HIPO · 13-02-2025, 08:53 AM

Yep all the worse when kids are involved!

tbro4123 · 13-02-2025, 06:10 PM

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A couple of years ago I got a 'joke' award for attending the most dead person with the most living organisms on it. A person who'd hung himself, and then overtaken by flies/maggots. It was disgusting, but just a repeat of more events before then.

A few times I've pulled bodies out of their 'destiny' to have their skin pull off in my hand. I decided not to do that anymore.

Floaters aren't nice either, especially after a few days of nice hot weather and lots of nibbles.

Then the boss says not on my boat thank you!

Terry aka tbro

Itsme · 13-02-2025, 08:22 PM

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Yep all the worse when kids are involved!

Especially when your own kids are the same age, I still have the odd nightmares dealing with this, this ended the career I strived for, I did not realise at the time my role also covered train accidents, which turned out to be very confronting at times.
In those days there was no counselling offered, but my family doctor was brilliant with the many talks I had with him.

MFL · 13-02-2025, 08:51 PM

speed camera car operator

HIPO · 13-02-2025, 09:06 PM

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Especially when your own kids are the same age, I still have the odd nightmares dealing with this, this ended the career I strived for, I did not realise at the time my role also covered train accidents, which turned out to be very confronting at times.
In those days there was no counselling offered, but my family doctor was brilliant with the many talks I had with him.

I can't imagine! Good, definitely needed that Dr. there for you!

HIPO · 13-02-2025, 09:08 PM

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speed camera car operator

Yes, i don't suppose it would promote feelings of warmth & fuzziness!

Itsme · 13-02-2025, 10:00 PM

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speed camera car operator

I reckon it would be one of the loneliest & boring jobs you could ever do, being despised by most motorists.

**aussiblue** · 13-02-2025, 10:42 PM

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A couple of years ago I got a 'joke' award for attending the most dead person with the most living organisms on it. A person who'd hung himself, and then overtaken by flies/maggots. It was disgusting, but just a repeat of more events before then.

Reminds me when I was working in the WA State Housing Commission circa 1073. We had this new staffer who was on some sort of work integration program getting people back into the workforce. The first week he came in half the time then on odd days then didn't turn up at all the next two weeks. My manager and whatever agency was running the program decided that someone from our Department should call in at his home to check if he was OK. I drew the short straw as he lived not far from where I was living. So I was allowed to leave work all of 15 minutes early to call in on my way home. No answer at the door and as I walked around the side there was the very distinct smell of a decaying animal. The back door was locked so I went to the local Police Station who sent an officer around to meet me at the guy's house. The officer forced the door but said he wasn't going in and I had to do so. He had hung himself and his blackened and stinking fly blown body was hanging from a doorway. I don't what they did about identifying him as he was to far gone for me to do it.

I was having nightmares for years after and I suspect I had some sort of post traumatic stress that contributed to my excess drinking and nightclubbing into the early hours at the time (well that's my excuse).

HIPO · 13-02-2025, 10:46 PM

Bloody hell!

**Captain Stubing** · 13-02-2025, 10:55 PM

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Reminds me when I was working in the WA State Housing Commission circa 1073. We had this new staffer who was on some sort of work integration program getting people back into the workforce. The first week he came in half the time then on odd days then didn't turn up at all the next two weeks. My manager and whatever agency was running the program decided that someone from our Department should call in at his home to check if he was OK. I drew the short straw as he lived not far from where I was living. So I was allowed to leave work all of 15 minutes early to call in on my way home. No answer at the door and as I walked around the side there was the very distinct smell of a decaying animal. The back door was locked so I went to the local Police Station who sent an officer around to meet me at the guy's house. The officer forced the door but said he wasn't going in and I had to do so. He had hung himself and his blackened and stinking fly blown body was hanging from a doorway. I don't what they did about identifying him as he was to far gone for me to do it.

I was having nightmares for years after and I suspect I had some sort of post traumatic stress that contributed to my excess drinking and nightclubbing into the early hours at the time (well that's my excuse).

In my younger years, I went to a job where the guy had killed his partner, then tried to cut her up to dispose of her. He found out it wasn't an easy job, so gave up and dobbed himself in, was arrested while holding their child on the front steps.

Back then, video was a new thing, so we used it on major jobs. So I whipped out the video camera, did all the introduction scenes leading to the body, couldn't fit the tripod in the bathroom with the body so I went handheld. Looking through the viewfinder of the video camera, with me, no doubt, swaying a bit made it look like she was moving.
I had to triple check that she wasn't compatible with life.

Now, after many hundreds of incidents, I found the cat had died, and it was, "Oh, okay!" Nastiest cat ever, though.

**aussiblue** · 13-02-2025, 11:11 PM

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Bloody hell!

Been a few others since but all relatively fresh dame day kills thank god. As a voluntary suicide prevention officer there was a two times someone contacted me to advise they thought one of their colleagues in the Department where I was also working was at risk of suicide but they were well beyond any counseling or referral by the time I got to their homes. I still feel guilty about one as if I had not let the CEO bail me up for an hour with one of my core duty issues I may have got to him in time to prevent it.

HIPO · 14-02-2025, 08:57 AM

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Been a few others since but all relatively fresh dame day kills thank god. As a voluntary suicide prevention officer there was a two times someone contacted me to advise they thought one of their colleagues in the Department where I was also working was at risk of suicide but they were well beyond any counseling or referral by the time I got to their homes. I still feel guilty about one as if I had not let the CEO bail me up for an hour with one of my core duty issues I may have got to him in time to prevent it.

Can't prevent fate!...............

Tonz · 14-02-2025, 09:37 AM

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speed camera car operator

and you dont mention where you live .....

Interceptor · 14-02-2025, 11:33 AM

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speed camera car operator

I dont know what private sector operators get paid, but I know the police in Queensland get overtime rates when they're in a camera car, and you *really* dont want to know how much an orificer gets paid to sit in the camera car & watch movies on a public holiday.....

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I still feel guilty about one as if I had not let the CEO bail me up for an hour with one of my core duty issues I may have got to him in time to prevent it.

Theres a whole lot of "What if's" in the world my friend, and so very few you can actually influence.