aNother jOke

normell · 28-02-2005, 09:51 AM

3 surgeons were sitting around in a pub discussing their most impressive work.

The Englishman said "I had a patient got caught in a combine harvester - all they could drag out was a finger. I took that finger and built a hand for it. Attached that hand to an arm and the arm to a whole new body. The fellow fully recovered and when he went back to work he was so efficient he put 5 men out of work".

The Russian said "I had a patient who was incinerated in a nuclear reactor. All I got to work from was a hair from his head. To that I attached more hair, a head and I put that head on a whole new body which I built myself. The operation took 36 hours straight. That fellow recovered and went back to work and he was so efficient he put 20 men out of work".

The American said "a few years back, I took a fart, wrapped an ******** around it and called it George Bush. He was so damned efficient he put the whole county out of work".

bindi · 28-02-2005, 10:00 AM

Boom boom (tsch)

Liked that one.

AUSGTI · 28-02-2005, 10:05 AM

I got one, dunno if anyone has heard it.

2 Snails are sitting in a Bar, 1 turns to the other and says "i F**ked your mother", then the other snail goes "Dad your drunk lets go home"....

bindi · 28-02-2005, 10:07 AM

Oh gawd that one is brilliant lmfao

normell · 28-02-2005, 10:10 AM

> > > Black Panties
> > >
> > > Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't
> > > gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter constantly urges her
> > > to get back into the dating world. Finally, Sherry says she'll go
> > > out, but doesn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies,
> > > "Mama! I have someone for you to
> >meet."
> > > Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like one another and after
> >dating for six weeks,
> > > he asks her to join him for a weekend in the mountains. Their first
> > > night there, she undresses as does he. There she stands nude except
> > > for a pair of black lacy panties, while he is in
> his
> >birthday suit.
> > > Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?"
> > > She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to
> > > explore, but down there I am still in mourning." The following night
> the
> >same scenario.
> > > She's standing there with the black panties on and he is in his
> birthday
> > > suit...except that he has a black condom over his erection. She
> > > looks at him and asks, "What's with the black condom?" He replies,
> > > "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

champsky · 28-02-2005, 10:13 AM

lmao! ahhh what quality morning reading this is hehehehehe

cheers peoples

AUSGTI · 28-02-2005, 10:22 AM

Best pickup line i have heard...

Jeez you dont sweat much for a Fat Chick......

rodderz · 28-02-2005, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by normell

> > > Black Panties
> > >
> > > Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't
> > > gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter constantly urges her
> > > to get back into the dating world. Finally, Sherry says she'll go
> > > out, but doesn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies,
> > > "Mama! I have someone for you to
> >meet."
> > > Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like one another and after
> >dating for six weeks,
> > > he asks her to join him for a weekend in the mountains. Their first
> > > night there, she undresses as does he. There she stands nude except
> > > for a pair of black lacy panties, while he is in
> his
> >birthday suit.
> > > Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?"
> > > She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to
> > > explore, but down there I am still in mourning." The following night
> the
> >same scenario.
> > > She's standing there with the black panties on and he is in his
> birthday
> > > suit...except that he has a black condom over his erection. She
> > > looks at him and asks, "What's with the black condom?" He replies,
> > > "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

lol...thats definately one for the boys at the pub!