For the ladies on this forum....

[Outbackjack]

Have a laugh...... :

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? ≈

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



Dangerous Are you wearing that?

Safer Wow, you sure look good in brown!
Safest WOW! Look at you!
Ultra Safe Here, have some chocolate

Dangerous What are you so worked up about?
Safer Could we be overreacting?
Safest Here's my paycheck.
Ultra Safe Here, have some chocolate.



Dangerous Should you be eating that?
Safer You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Safest Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Ultra Safe Here, have some chocolate.

Dangerous What did you DO all day?
Safer I hope you didn't over-do it today.
Safest I've always loved you in that robe!
Ultra safe Here, have some more chocolate.


13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. ****y Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
...Or men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks ... but Chocolate SINGS!!!