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XB in parts...
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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Thought these were pretty funny.
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bathurst nsw
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"this should get some mileage"
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Redhead extraordinaire...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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Oh goddamn, that was brill... my fave is number 2 for the men! :nutsycuck
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Has Blue Blood
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Brisbane
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this is hell funny ! I am going to get a few slaps i the face in the next couple of weeks . I can see it now ! :yeees:
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...fairly odd
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: mcdonalds college of hamburger knowledge
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lol...not bad.
number 2 for the men, "overly caucasian" is that really politically correct?
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Driving my Tickford T3 Wagon in Sydney
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That was a great read. The one that stands out in my mind is the first male one " He does not have a beer gut - he has developed a liquid storage facility".
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Location: Kenthurst
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Gold ... simply Gold
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The Current Stable 2016 SZII TS Territory RWD Petrol The Evolution of the EGA54D utes AU Workshop Build thread of EGA54D B-Series Workshop Build thread of EGA54D 2004 SX TX Territory AWD - Gone but not forgotten 2010 FG XT "The ex-rental" - Moved onto a new home Mechan1k's Flickr Page |
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my other ride is the bus.
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Under a rock.
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Nah mate, I'll tell you whats funny. The line in your sig that says:
"I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat." Now that... Is f***ing hilarious!
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Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
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LMAO!
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No longer driving a Ford.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
Posts: 2,969
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Hahahaha, #2 for the men is me :hihi:
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LOL@"Previously Enjoyed Champion"!!!
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No longer driving a Ford.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Sadly, my dancing is even worse then that, I think if I was to try and dance someone would call an ambulance because they would think I'm having some sort of a seizure - I make Peter Garrett look like like he is an excellent dancer :hihi:
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