Roll on 40 I say!!!

bindi · 11-11-2005, 12:53 PM

Heard it before but I still like it:

"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?” She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18 year-old waitress.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.” Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..."

KEV EB XR8 · 11-11-2005, 12:58 PM

[QUOTE=bindi]
"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

bwhahahahahaha been years since you were forty bwhahahahahahha

bindi · 11-11-2005, 01:00 PM

[QUOTE=KEV EB XR8]

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Originally Posted by bindi

"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

bwhahahahahaha been years since you were forty bwhahahahahahha

Hahaha very funny :P You know very well that it was written by someone else young man. This is yet another desperate attempt to get me to put you over my knee and spank you isn't it?

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KEV EB XR8 · 11-11-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bindi

Hahaha very funny :P You know very well that it was written by someone else young man. This is yet another desperate attempt to get me to put you over my knee and spank you isn't it?

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yes please ohh la la...... have ya opportunity next saturday on the cruise hunny......

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Shonky · 11-11-2005, 01:27 PM

I want one too!

big_waity · 11-11-2005, 01:34 PM

Just shows your age there bindi. Kreepin up on you a bit eh?

NAK302 · 11-11-2005, 03:17 PM

that sounds great. i can't wait for my handbrake to reach this milestone :evil_laug

GreenMachine · 11-11-2005, 03:19 PM

That sounds like it was written by a woman trying to justify her own existance, even though she's far too old to be useful...

/runs away.

big_waity · 11-11-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

That sounds like it was written by a woman trying to justify her own existance, even though she's far too old to be useful...

/runs away.

My thoughts exactly. I really disagree with the comment that a woman over 30 doesn't care what her man thinks?

Sourbastard · 11-11-2005, 03:26 PM

A woman over 40.... acres, eons or tonne?

GreenMachine · 11-11-2005, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

A woman over 40.... acres, eons or tonne?

The real question is "Who cares?"...

TheSneakiness · 11-11-2005, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

A woman over 40.... acres, eons or tonne?

LMAO. That's great. I'd just watch with the 40 tonne bit though Sour one, could get you in trouble.

Or cause premature death.

Sourbastard · 11-11-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AUII_SE_Ute

LMAO. That's great. I'd just watch with the 40 tonne bit though Sour one, could get you in trouble.

Or cause premature death.

40 tonnes of angry heffer bound to hurt alot of people. Luckily casper has a cattle prod.

Casper · 11-11-2005, 04:20 PM

Oh dear god, dont get me mixed up in this.. I have been biting my tongue hard enough without an invite to let rip!

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TheSneakiness · 11-11-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

40 tonnes of angry heffer bound to hurt alot of people. Luckily casper has a cattle prod.

Hope it's a big prod then. 40 tonne won't be the easiest thing to stop.

Casper · 11-11-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AUII_SE_Ute

Hope it's a big prod then. 40 tonne won't be the easiest thing to stop.

You question the size of my Prod?

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TheSneakiness · 11-11-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Casper

You question the size of my Prod?

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I wouldn't do that. There's just some things a man needs to keep to himself. This includes size of prods...

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big_waity · 11-11-2005, 04:47 PM

Oh, this has deteriorated quickly hasn't it. It was bad enough when we were talking about bindi, now casper's prod? Please....

TheSneakiness · 11-11-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by big_waity

Oh, this has deteriorated quickly hasn't it. It was bad enough when we were talking about bindi, now casper's prod? Please....

Waity, mind out of gutter please. We are talking cattle prods here, the things you heat up and brand cows with...

gozza · 11-11-2005, 04:48 PM

just let me quite a necro line

"when a man gets old hes starts to blossom
women get past 40 and then they start rotting"

GreenMachine · 11-11-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by big_waity

Oh, this has deteriorated quickly hasn't it. It was bad enough when we were talking about bindi, now casper's prod? Please....

Geez Waity - I always thought Bindi and Casper's prod were natural companions...

big_waity · 11-11-2005, 04:57 PM

Ok, I'm getting really scared now.

Casper · 11-11-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

Geez Waity - I always thought Bindi and Casper's prod were natural companions...

Bindi has a prod? Damn, that clears up an aweful lot.

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TheSneakiness · 11-11-2005, 05:06 PM

Would explain the mood swings.

And the general toey-ness.

**Full Noise** · 11-11-2005, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

A woman over 40.... acres, eons or tonne?

That reminds me of the old gag about buying a machine that can take my missus form zero to one hundred in four seconds.

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Cheers, Danny

bindi · 11-11-2005, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Casper

Bindi has a prod? Damn, that clears up an aweful lot.

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Are you saying that men are b****y, catty, hormonal, angry, aggressive, nasty and stupid too?! Excellent to hear that I'm not alone.

I probably have a bigger prod than most of you "men" put together

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

40 tonnes of angry heffer bound to hurt alot of people. Luckily casper has a cattle prod.

Oh God, you are so dead when Mrs Casper catches up with you...

Can I come watch? I'll bring the booze.

deesun · 11-11-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bindi

Can I come watch? I'll bring the booze.

Why bring booze you will be laughing so much you won't be able to drink it anyhow. Or did you mean alkahol to disinfect the wounds. :evil_laug

Casper · 11-11-2005, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by deesun

Why bring booze you will be laughing so much you won't be able to drink it anyhow. Or did you mean alkahol to disinfect the wounds. :evil_laug

Cause if she doesnt bring booze, not only will I not open door, I'll sit on the roof and throw garden gnomes at her. :togo:

RED_EL_XR8 · 11-11-2005, 08:51 PM

Suicide knomes ready for Gihad, the cause is worthy and they know they are going to a better place!

JAJH · 11-11-2005, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bindi

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you.

Oh, yes they do. Try living with my wife and you'll find out.

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Women get psychic as they age.

I think the term is PYCHO!

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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Crap, there's nothing better than a nice firm pair of tits that don't hang halfway to the floor.

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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18 year-old waitress.

Yeah, and nothing worse than a 40+ woman trying to be 18 wearing a top that shows half her saggy skinned, stretch marked belly.

And just to top it off, this is what my wife said to me recently,(a typical 40 year old woman). "You are a guilty of something, I just don't know what of yet!" How do you respond to that sort of perverted logic?