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24-11-2005, 10:49 AM
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Bolt Nerd
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ojochal, Costa Rica (Pura Vida!)
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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off! . The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook.......your gone."
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24-11-2005, 11:14 AM
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Grafik Dzyna
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Mildura
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bbbwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaahahahahahahahahah ahahah!
Hilarious! and somewhat disturbing at the same time... |
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24-11-2005, 11:51 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Adelaide Hills
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Hahahah!
Washing Ironing F Etc
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1998 Ford Fairlane - 4.0L
18x8 RJR rims - Tinted - King Suspension - 2.5" D&T Cat Back Exhaust Last edited by Laminge; 24-11-2005 at 01:09 PM. |
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24-11-2005, 12:00 PM
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Bolt Nerd
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ojochal, Costa Rica (Pura Vida!)
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 :He may beat the swearometre, but it wont beat me at the end of the day
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24-11-2005, 12:02 PM
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Canberra, ACT HeadGaskets: 2
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Hey, cool. Last edited by Laminge; 24-11-2005 at 01:09 PM. |
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25-11-2005, 11:48 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Adelaide Hills
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Sorry Minge!
I don't know how I beat the swear-o-meter...?
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25-11-2005, 03:12 PM
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Dual O2 sensors
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Brisneyworld
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25-11-2005, 06:23 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2005
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On a very similar vein
A woman goes into a petshop to buy a pet. Sees a frog for $500. "Hmm thats thats rather expensive she says" "Well" say the man behingd the counter "its a very special frog, due to its super tongue it can give a woman hours and hours of oral orgasmic pleasure" So she buys it and takes it home A few hours later she rings the shop to complain that she sat the frog on her bed and ..nothing... the man says he will be over to check teh frog is Ok He get there and the girl shows him, "I lie here and put the frog there and he jsut sat there" The bloke looks at frog then takes off his clothes and climbs onto the bed next to the girl. "OK, frog. This is the LAST time I show you how to do this....." |
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26-11-2005, 02:34 AM
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V8 Ghia & BF2 XR6 + Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide
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Haha.
Both good.
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26-11-2005, 10:38 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: In A House
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classic
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Thurs funny (naughty)
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