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12-12-2005, 07:33 PM
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Force Fed Fords
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Saw a bumper sticker today that almost had me in absolute tears. I'm not bashing here because I have seen some pretty funny ones from the other camp too, so here goes.
"God invented Holden so that d1ckheads wouldn't drive Ford"  Oh man that was funny. It got two drops kind of funny. Has anyone else seen some funny car related bumper stickers?
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12-12-2005, 07:35 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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My other car's a V8, hahahahahaha WHAT!
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12-12-2005, 08:31 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Only Milk and Fruit Juice Come In Two Litres.
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12-12-2005, 08:44 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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ive seen on a bak of a panel van, "dont laugh ur daugher could be in here"
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12-12-2005, 08:46 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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bumper stickers are gay
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405rwhp LS1, FG XR6T Ute manual, VE series 2 Omega LPG. |
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12-12-2005, 09:06 PM
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12-12-2005, 09:11 PM
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FTF Club Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Driving my Tickford T3 Wagon in Sydney
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This is a Ford courtesy. Around here you can here the Holdens Rusting.
Insured by the Mafia, you hit me - we hit you. My other toy has t|ts. (On a massive 4X4) Dont follow me. You wont make it. I would push my Ford than drive a Holden A$$, Grass or beer. Either way your paying, noone gets a free ride.
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12-12-2005, 09:14 PM
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they call me Tibbo
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Not a Ford/Holden one but the best bumper sticker I've ever seen was on an old dunga HiAce van
"Go Braless, it'll pull the wrinkles from your face"
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12-12-2005, 09:22 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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on a nissan patrol " toyota recovery vehicle. (and vise versa)
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405rwhp LS1, FG XR6T Ute manual, VE series 2 Omega LPG. |
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12-12-2005, 09:29 PM
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BOSS Pilot
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if your not a hemroid then get off my a$$
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12-12-2005, 10:04 PM
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SSuper SSpy
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come any closer and ill flick a booger on yer windscreen
I hear voices....and they dont like you Horn broken, watch for finger Keep honking, im reloading |
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12-12-2005, 10:34 PM
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Force Fed Fords
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Oh, and I made a mistake, it was "God made holden to keep d1ckheads out of fords" - Thats why it got two drops and not one. Some other ones are FCK, all that is missing is U Lotto - A tax on those not good at math My other car is a datsun 120Y
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12-12-2005, 11:54 PM
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Whoa, this is heavy!
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Not quite a bumper sticker, but had me in stitches, there was a VL in Narre Warren with a massive sticker across the windscreen that said 'WINDSCREEN'
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13-12-2005, 12:05 AM
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Best one I have seen is
"Bad sex is better than a good days work"
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13-12-2005, 01:37 AM
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Saw an AU XR8 ute with "Crackwhore Racing" on the back window
And on an EB falcon was a "HSV - I just want one" sticker. |
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13-12-2005, 12:51 PM
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On a logging trucks Bullbar
If you don't like logging then try plastic toilet paper |
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13-12-2005, 12:57 PM
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Back where I belong
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On a BMW "Sponsored by Centrelink"
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13-12-2005, 01:33 PM
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my dads tells me the ******** one eveyday lol
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13-12-2005, 01:36 PM
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i like the frequently sideways one
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13-12-2005, 01:38 PM
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Adapt or perish...
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Saw one Saturday on a Mazda 626 hatch...
"Wooz Wooz" Instead of Zoom Zoom...
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13-12-2005, 02:29 PM
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Irregular Member
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Location: Glen Waverley, Vic
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I like the 'Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on' when, instead of a hot Ford or the like, it's on, say, a Toyota Carolla. Changes the meaning completely! |
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13-12-2005, 02:46 PM
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I gots me a UTE
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My bro made this for his ex-girlfriend, she drove a 323 with bright pink seat covers and stearing wheel cover...
"Don't Laugh, It's Paid For"
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XF, Duel fuel, 250X, 4 on the floor (soon to be T5 hopefully) VDO Sound System, |
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13-12-2005, 03:09 PM
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Funniest one I ever saw was on back of a ute in really tiny type it said: " If you can read this you're a f***ing legend"
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13-12-2005, 03:12 PM
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On a small chics car
"If Milk and Juice come in 2 litres then I must be a Fruit Box" |
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13-12-2005, 03:58 PM
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The funniest one I have ever seen and I am SPEWING that I did not get a pic, was on a Pervis Eureka.
For those who have never seen one of these damn fine pieces of technology a Pervis Eureka is a plastic kit car that is home assembled on an VW beetle chassis. They look a bit like a Lambo or Ferarri but are just a trendy looking Baja Bug. The sticker: "Goes Like a Zirtek" I nearly ****ed myself laughing....... |
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13-12-2005, 04:08 PM
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Regular Member
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"HSV - I just BEAT one"
and on a big off 4bee "A bullbar in the bush is worth more than a pedestrian in the city!" hahaha loved that one!
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13-12-2005, 04:32 PM
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Banned
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You Are What You Eat.
I'm Fast, Cheap, and Easy I DIDN'T CLAW MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO EAT VEGETABLES! Men are not pigs. Pigs are sensitive, caring intelligent creatures some of the many i've gone and laughed at..(not funny to you well pffft but i found the driver and sticker at that time very funny)  e
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13-12-2005, 04:48 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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on the back f an FPV
A HUGE HSV sticker complete with the logo, looked strange. Until i looked closer, it said "Holden Service Vehicle" |
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13-12-2005, 04:52 PM
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ED Gli
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'God created sh1t... Holden put wheels on it'
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Funny Ford and other Bumper Stickers
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