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View Poll Results: Do you drive around without clothes on?
Yes, all the time, nakedness, nothin beats it.. 35 11.33%
Yes sometimes/occassionally nude 16 5.18%
Yes, but only no shirt the rest is covered 59 19.09%
Undies/boxers all the way!! 22 7.12%
No Im respectable and don't put people through that! 108 34.95%
Only on a really hot day 30 9.71%
Only if the aircons broken 10 3.24%
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 42 13.59%
Prefer not to disclose 16 5.18%
Other 24 7.77%
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Old 24-03-2006, 11:23 AM   #1
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Default Do you drive without clothes?!?

Driving around especially nearer the city I see soo many guys without shirts on or in knickers cruising around in their cars with the windows down flashing their man boobs... So poll, do you drive around without clothes?

Personally I don't but then again I think Id get a hell of a lot more attention if I did lol (being female :P)

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Old 24-03-2006, 11:31 AM   #2
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Nope if the chicks want to see it they got to get it the hard way lol. Wouldn't mind seeing hot chicks cruising with nothing on but then again with clothes these days it is pretty borderline anyway, which is tops.
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Old 24-03-2006, 11:39 AM   #3
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I had to drive wearing a hard boned corset last night. That was, interesting.
I also had knee high platform boots, but there is no way in hell I would have been able to drive a manual with them on, so I had to put them on when I got to where I was parking the car.
Trying to lace the boots up when you can't bend at the waist was also a challenge... :

The thing I see more than semi-dressed people driving, is their passengers with their feet up on the dashboard.
Don't they realise how dangerous that is? :
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Old 24-03-2006, 11:40 AM   #4
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I have a friend who does it religiously, except completely butt naked. He and a mate drove from Healesville to the Peninsula completely buff and they stopped to go to the toilet on the side of the road. His mate drove off leaving him to sit amongst the trees for an hour.

He put his hat by the side of the road so his mate knew where to come back and pick him up from.

I have no idea why he does it, just for a laugh I guess. He is trying to convince me to go for a drive with him naked. Somehow I don't think so.........
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Old 24-03-2006, 11:45 AM   #5
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I see a lot of truckies without shirts on...Im glad I cant see below the door line to find out about the rest...
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Old 24-03-2006, 11:59 AM   #6
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Wouldnt do it in the XR8 cause of persperation, but in the work truck after a hard sweaty one i take my shirt off, not much traffic out my way though.
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Old 24-03-2006, 12:00 PM   #7
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A certain police detective I know used to get around in his old series 2 landrover with the top off the car and in a pair of little shorts. Speaking as a man, his torso would have been acceptable to women, but he still used to cop flak because he had the BIG nose and porno mo' happening. Was sooooo 70's porn.

Has finally upgraded to a beemer,but still does it. Luckily there's tint and a roof on this car.
Myself? Most adventurous is taking off the boots after work for the drive home.

Feathers. I'm surprised noone has asked what the reason for your clothing was. And when is the next one?
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It'd cause a riot from all the chicks chasing me!! I mean, have a gander at my avatar:
- Baby smooth complexion
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And the bit you can't see, my perfect Adonis body!

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It'd cause a riot from all the chicks chasing me!! I mean, have a gander at my avatar:
- Baby smooth complexion
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And the bit you can't see, my perfect Adonis body!

I'm a 'Rumpy-Pumpy-Funky-Sex-Machine....'
I'm the same mate, except I wear a singlet only.
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Old 24-03-2006, 12:36 PM   #10
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I'm the same mate, except I wear a singlet only.
Go the muscle singlet!
To quote Jessie Ventura, your a "sexual Tyranasaurus Rex!"
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Go the muscle singlet!
To quote Jessie Ventura, your a "sexual Tyranasaurus Rex!"
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Yeah, that photo was taken 20 odd years ago when I was 16. Back in my prime. Oh thems were the days...
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Feathers. I'm surprised noone has asked what the reason for your clothing was. And when is the next one?
Went to a concert. I could have gone casual in a shirt and cargos, but being that us goths are such a pretentious lot, we had to dress up. :evil_laug
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I dont do it now but I have done it a lot
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I hardly ever wear a shirt, why should i put one on when i go for a drive...
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I had to drive wearing a hard boned corset last night. That was, interesting.
I also had knee high platform boots, but there is no way in hell I would have been able to drive a manual with them on, so I had to put them on when I got to where I was parking the car.
Trying to lace the boots up when you can't bend at the waist was also a challenge... :
Useless without pics !
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Went to a concert. I could have gone casual in a shirt and cargos, but being that us goths are such a pretentious lot, we had to dress up. :evil_laug
Was it HIM by chance? :P

Also....how on earth did you get the hard boned corset on? Was someone there to lace you?

I remember tying the lace on a corset for a certain someone once. It usually resulted in the pressing of a knee against her back, swearing ocassionly and getting told it wasn't tight enough!
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Was it HIM by chance? :P

Also....how on earth did you get the hard boned corset on? Was someone there to lace you?

I remember tying the lace on a corset for a certain someone once. It usually resulted in the pressing of a knee against her back, swearing ocassionly and getting told it wasn't tight enough!
It was indeed!! :1syellow1 :hihi: :sm_headba

I have a front lacing corset from Gallery Serpentine, so I had to lie on my back on the floor and lace it myself.
Usually have to start dressing from the shoes up (boots, skirt, then corset), but as I had to drive to catch the train, the shoes had to go on last.
It's also extremely difficult to get up off the floor unassisted once fully dressed.

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Useless without pics !
Maybe. I have 2 rolls to be developed, and if they come out ok, they might find there way here or there.
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I have a front lacing corset from Gallery Serpentine, so I had to lie on my back on the floor and lace it myself.
Usually have to start dressing from the shoes up (boots, skirt, then corset), but as I had to drive to catch the train, the shoes had to go on last.
It's also extremely difficult to get up off the floor unassisted once fully dressed.
Ouch, that would have cost a pretty penny! I can't imagine how you put your shoes on either...hahaha

For the record, there were some really really really pretty goth chicks at the brisbane HIM gig.
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Just the once, back in '04 crossing the Nulla' in the Landcruiser, the a/c wasn't keeping up to well so the newly wed honeymooning couple... got nekkid. : but that's another story. :hihi:
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Just the once, back in '04 crossing the Nulla' in the Landcruiser, the a/c wasn't keeping up to well so the newly wed honeymooning couple... got nekkid. : but that's another story. :hihi:
Ha ha find lots of potholes to drive over :
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I've heard stories of coppers pulling people over only to find them butt naked, engaged in solo sex.
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Ha ha i give that up when young, g/f - marriage

I mean - you wouldnt buy a dog - then do the barkin for it. would you....
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I drove in my boxers early one morning when some lowlife came onto the property. Would have been a bit interesting if the fockers had of stopped.
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My best mate and were out for a drive bout a year ago with our g/fr's and they decided to strip off in the back, then flashed anyone who stopped next to us at the lights,It was pretty funny,2 naked blonds in the back of a flouro green XA being chased all over sydney by 4 or 5 car loads of guy's, handing them beers at every set of lights
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I only drive without a shirt after i have been to the beach as i hate the feeling of wearing a shirt with dried out salt on my back.
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I'll go shirtless if it's hot.

I have no aircon and the front seats are vinyl covered in sheepskin. Rather unleash the guns than jump out of the car with a dirty great sweat stain down the back of my shirt.
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to be honest, where i live at 45 deg summers... i only go down as far as my undies, on country roads a/c full bast.

in town, fully clothed. i don't want to be seen as another gangsta wannabe.
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