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Old 17-03-2005, 09:57 AM   #1
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Sex doll sparks post office bomb alert
17 March 2005

BERLIN: A blow-up sex doll has sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police say.

"Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said on Wednesday. "They were worried the package might be a bomb."

Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.

Order was restored after the sender removed the doll's batteries so the defective product could be returned.
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Old 17-03-2005, 08:10 PM   #2
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Old 17-03-2005, 08:13 PM   #3
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hahahahha, oops!
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Old 17-03-2005, 08:17 PM   #4
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lol reminds me of Fight Club.

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