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13-11-2006, 07:43 PM
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METALLICA and FORD FREAK
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Gracemere, QLD with foxy
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Well i dunno if they have had this already but after readin the simpsons ones it got me thinking about family guy
SOOOO many i can think of right now but the one i just saw PETER: dont worry lois ill go talk to chris, just need a lil help from my ol friend JACK DANIELS PETER: dials number .... hello mrs ... HELLO MRS DANIELS, is jack home ....... what .... OMG WHEN ... ohh im sooo sorry, jack was a good man. haha Little fox
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 VL HATER Rolling back in my au forte *18" xhp jetz *alpine 4000watt audio *tickford t3 bodykit Still got a V8 but wanting to offload the shell if anyone is interested PM me. (1993 EB body, some minor marks, full interior (electrics need attention) NO MOTOR, gearbox needs 5th. Make offer. Also in the shed is a 3.9ltr straight six (1990 EA). headers, crow cam, 5spd manual included. may need minor rebuild. Again make offer |
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13-11-2006, 07:52 PM
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Shoot.
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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P: Lara...
L: Yah? P: Is Dylan McDermit nice in person? L: ...? Yes. P: Mm good.
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13-11-2006, 07:55 PM
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Praise da lord,Henry Ford
Join Date: May 2005
Location: maitland, NSW
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One of my favorites...
LOIS: Peter, are we terrible people ? PETER: No lois ... horses are terrible people ! cuts to scene where a horse has poisoned an old womans tea/coffee ... OLD WOMAN (holding throat): Murder ... MURDER ..... horse looks around corner with evil look on its face  
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13-11-2006, 08:07 PM
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The Vengeful One
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Tazzy
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Easy, Stewie " Go to hell!"
Love it when he says that!!  :
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13-11-2006, 08:19 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oakleigh
Posts: 3,844
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peter when joe arrives at the baseball game in a wheel chair: "Holy crip hes a crapple"
childagency woman: "glenn hunny, let me ask you something, what do you do for work" qwagmire: "hay let me ask you something, why are you still here?" |
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13-11-2006, 08:19 PM
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Donating Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 4,064
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02 BA XR6 T U R B O Venom Red, Auto 13.97 @ 101mph Quote:
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13-11-2006, 08:20 PM
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AFF Post NAZI
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Albury
Posts: 3,634
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lol i have heaps...
stewie.:Go to hell you infernal woman... stewie.: HAHA *pause* your funyy *while pointing* STEWIE ROCKS
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13-11-2006, 08:29 PM
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Just slidin'
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Brisvegas
Posts: 7,791
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See signature VVV
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NP Pajero - For the adventure |
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13-11-2006, 08:43 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 668
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Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
___ Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells. |
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13-11-2006, 09:44 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Perth
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Peter is in the Mafias office
P: what do you want me to do? wack a guy, off a guy, wack off a guy? |
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13-11-2006, 10:24 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Between here and there
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14-11-2006, 12:10 AM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
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From Season 5
In car while peter shits off a bridge Stewie: Is that 2 pigs vommiting? Stewie later: "Turn off the windscreen wipers there just spreading it."
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14-11-2006, 12:57 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Carrum Downs
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Stewie: Lois.. I have a present for you.. Ill give you a hint.. Its in my diaper.. And its not a toaster! |
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14-11-2006, 01:16 AM
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PHANTOM
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Stewie: Uh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man...am I the only one who realized? Oh, okay...
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert
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14-11-2006, 07:50 AM
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Rice aint nice!
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Kilsyth, Victoria
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Hahahahahaha these are funny. Is there a Family Guy Qoute site like www.thesimpsonsquotes.com?
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14-11-2006, 09:26 AM
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PHANTOM
Join Date: Oct 2006
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14-11-2006, 09:43 AM
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inconceivable!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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Probably one of my favorite scenes. Along with the big family fight scene..
Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did. Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on. (They all drink.) Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife. (Quagmire and Cleveland drink.) Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom. (Only Quagmire drinks.) ****About 33 drinks later**** Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence. Quagmire: Oh God. (Quagmire takes a drink.) Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself. Quagmire: Oh come on! (Quagmire drinks again.) Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics. Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.) |
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14-11-2006, 09:58 AM
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Official AFF conservative
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, SA
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Peter playing Rock Lobster on acoustic guitar.
It was a rock lobster!!!!
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14-11-2006, 01:46 PM
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Starter Motor
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Melbourne
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Stewie:
This is my rifle, this is my gun, This is for fightng, this is for fun! |
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14-11-2006, 02:02 PM
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Bundy on
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Townsville
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Well what am I supposed to do with all my good ideas? Put them in a tub and clean myself with them? Cause that's what soap is for Lois.
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14-11-2006, 02:23 PM
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NOT A TOYOTA :/
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Eastern Suburbs, Melb
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Lois: Isn't there an O in C*UNTRY?
Quagmire: Nope! ------ Me and my mates for ages would always randomly say "Ooh! piece-a-candy!" (end James Woods) ----- Following the last one... Peter Griffin: That better be James Woods under there, 'cause if it's me again I'm gonna be really ****ed off.. ---------- and not so funny but cool to hear... Stewie's "whoo the hell do you think you are?"
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14-11-2006, 02:29 PM
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XB in parts...
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
Posts: 2,890
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Quagmire as President : My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus. And I am sorry.
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14-11-2006, 02:31 PM
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XB in parts...
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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(Lois checking pregnancy test)
Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines... Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley... Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup. Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda... Brian: That's Street Fighter. Peter: Red, blue, green... Brian: Those are colors.
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14-11-2006, 06:07 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing? Peter: Oh yeah. Brain: Ugh, I can't beileve you're serving a three year sentance, it seems so harsh. Lois: Well, the only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here. I guess I was stealin' because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life, like, like, there was a secret hole in me... Quagmire: Oh God! Lois:...and I was tryin' to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects, and things... Quagmire: Oh God!!! Lois: ...and I felt wonderful with all those things fillin' that hole. Quagmire: Oh God!!!!!! Lois: I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson. Quagmire: That one is also sexual |
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14-11-2006, 06:15 PM
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Parts bin special
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Narre Warren, Vic
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Stevie:
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And there is the time that Peter outfarted Michael Moore
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14-11-2006, 06:23 PM
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Clevo Mafia Inc.
 
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Location: Melbourne
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Quagmire : Dear diary...Jackpot !!!!!
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14-11-2006, 08:19 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Melbourne
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i laughed so hard when i first seen the outfarting michael moore thing .. that was bloody hilarious i almost cried lol.
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15-11-2006, 09:47 AM
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Impressive...
Join Date: Oct 2005
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"Hello Fire Department, its Quagmire, yeah its stuck in a window this time"
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25-11-2006, 01:30 PM
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Peter Car
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: geelong
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Peter: Our town needs guns.
Cleveland: I don't know Peter, guns cause nothing but trouble. Peter: And when trouble comes we'll blow its freakin head off. Peter: We'll have a gun in every house and a cap in every ***. |
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25-11-2006, 01:37 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sydney, NSW
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"What the deuce!?"
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Favourite family guy quotes
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