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12-04-2005, 06:10 PM
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likes falcon's
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee and 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
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12-04-2005, 06:16 PM
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Foo Fighter
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Thats good shit.
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12-04-2005, 06:25 PM
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Banned
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ROFL! That's the funniest joke I've heard for a while
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12-04-2005, 06:57 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
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LOL makes sense to me!
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12-04-2005, 07:01 PM
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hahaha thats good
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12-04-2005, 07:01 PM
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likes falcon's
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ye i thought it was quality...
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12-04-2005, 07:32 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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HA ha ROFL didn't see that coming
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12-04-2005, 07:45 PM
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To the Mess Mobile!
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hahahahahahah nice one!
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12-04-2005, 07:50 PM
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she was
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12-04-2005, 07:50 PM
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own the road
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haha. nice one.
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12-04-2005, 07:52 PM
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Get in the ring!!!
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Obviously he doesn't suffer from beer goggles.
Very funny though, wasn't expecting that one
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12-04-2005, 08:06 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
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Winner... thats a ****er.
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12-04-2005, 09:35 PM
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lmao, nice one
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12-04-2005, 10:29 PM
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The Guy You Love To Hate
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Haha the simple ones are the best
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12-04-2005, 11:00 PM
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FORD POWER!!
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hahah, that's GOLD!
it's always the most simple jokes that make me laugh the hardest 
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13-04-2005, 12:15 AM
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simple but quality ;)
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13-04-2005, 12:18 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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baaaaaaaahahaha
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13-04-2005, 12:22 AM
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Shoot.
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Bwhahahahahahahaha!!!!
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13-04-2005, 01:16 AM
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bwahaha. thats a ripper. haven't heard that one before
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13-04-2005, 05:05 AM
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bring it on
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hahaha thats bloody good.
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13-04-2005, 11:26 AM
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Beware of mood swings!
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Lmao!
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13-04-2005, 12:31 PM
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likes falcon's
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glad to see was so popluar. 1st time i read it, i was like man this kills it lol
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